“I could use a coffee. How about you?” Big Spring Clean-Up ? “You’re a big boy. You can handle it.” “You may excuse my trainee incompetence, don’t hesitate to reprimand him” I do not deal with garbages ! “Excuse me, powerful mistress !” No! “I need to breathe!” Welcome back to my humble abode… Hey ! My name’s Lawa Crott! And I’ll relate you my last adventure! It appears that no later than last week… Lawa! Lawa!! My god !!! Quick!! It’s terrible!! Jean-Yves?! What is terrible ? What is going on? I do not have time to explain to you! Come, quick! You must come with me !! Could you at least tell me where we’re heading to ?! You’ll guess pretty soon! I hope your heart is hanging at the right place! There! It’s here !! oh! my god !!!! Wait … I came all the way here just for that ? Yep, that’s fine ! We can go back home now ! Seriously Jean-Yves… you’ve gone too far ! SURPRISE!! What’s that bullshit ? Well, we came to celebrate … your 20th … Anniversary! “Feast your eyes on this, Lara.” “How does that make your wallet rumble?” I don’t give a f*ck! “I am you, with the flaws removed” Just, there is a little mistake … My birthday was last month … None of you remembered it ! Better late than never !! Let’s go!! Everybody on the couch!! You’re beautiful Miss… TV !! TV !! TV !!! … and my birthday cake?! OOh! Who cares about the cake!! Exactly! What’s a man got to do to get that kinda attention from ya? I don’t know… Some people must know… No, I’m kidding ! I brought it with me ! Wait, I’ll take it out of my bag! Janice made it! Yumy … That … This looks delicious … Wooow! So good, he even kept the candles lit ! This is glorious! it’s pathetic … be careful honey! … and now, the cherry on the cake! He Ho! When are we watching TV?! “Someday you will get a speeding ticket for that tongue.” Oh! Yes sorry… Where is the remote? He! Lawa! Ha Ha Ha! You’re so dumb!! I’ll teach you about good manners! Lara? Stop fooling around! How old are you?! He started off! You’re twenty! Stop that behaviour… petty fool. What ever… I am not a fool. That’s ancient history, been there, done that Who d’you think you’re kidding
He’s the earth and heaven to you Try to keep it hidden
Honey we can see right through you (Oh nooo) Girl, you can’t conceal it
We know how you’re feeling
Who you thinking of? No chance, no way, I won’t say it, no, no You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, oh, oh It’s too cliché, I won’t say I’m in love You bitch! No, it’s not right… Go back to the start and try again Gosh! That was my best time yet! Hi! I am Spyro, what are you? some kind of goat? Hands on your head! Bring in on shorty! Rude individual Rude individual “I think we are facing a serial killer!” “What?” “I think we are facing a serial killer!” “a what?” “Serial killer!” “What?” “a Serial Killer! a murderer.” “aaah…. Serial Killer!” Do you know that we have ever met each other? Really? Yes I don’t remember… In Egypt… 25 centuries ago you were a camel but since then, you evolved a lot! Thank you! Make a leap backward, then 2 leaps forward… look at your partner, in the eyes gently… Pinch his two cheeks… and give him a titou! How do you feel ? Do you suffer? They’re all dead ! A lot of my patients come to see me, because of a loss they had in their life … Oh no !! Your husband ? Was he really sad ? Accept the paine… Amanda? The kind of lady I like ! Definitely… there is bullshit on TV! Oh Yeah! It was passionating! We can finally eat the cake ! OH, thinking about this! I invited my whole familly to eat the cake! Your WHAT?! Come on! Come children!! Dad ! Dad !! Dad !!! She turned completely crazy!! Flee you fool! Scandalous! You can’t bump off me and my brood so easy, Lara!
(shut your fucking mouth and run for your life honey!) Where have they been? You made them flee ! What ?…. and my presents!? Vanished …oh.. There ..? How dare they to do this to me? They haven’t realised how much … How much I … … How much I’m sensitive! Well, at least, the cake is still here !