He’s at perfect liberty to kiss whoever he
likes. I really couldn’t care less. Was I under the impression he and I would be attending
Slughorn’s Christmas party together? Yes. Now, given the circumstances, I’ve had to
make other arrangements. Have you? Yes. Why? Well, I’d have thought seeing as neither of
us can go with who we’d really like to, we should go together, as friends. Why didn’t I think of that? Who are you going with? Umm, it’s a surprise. Anyway, it’s you we’ve got to worry
about. You can’t just take anyone. See that girl over there? That’s Romilda Vane. Apparently, she’s trying to smuggle you a love potion. Really? Hey! She’s only interested in you
because she thinks you’re the Chosen One. But I am the Chosen One. OK, sorry. Kidding.
Well, I’ll ask someone I like. Someone cool. I’ve never been to this part of the castle.
At least not while awake. I sleep walk, you see. That’s why I wear shoes to bed.