(upbeat music) (metal music) – Katie. Welcome to my home. I’m sorry, boys, but we’ll have to our
pinochle game on hold. Come on in. – Why’d we even start the game? We knew Katie was coming over. – I don’t know.
– Might I remind you that it’s rude to talk
behind people’s backs. – Oh, yeah. That was, I didn’t even say a word. – Katie, please, come on in. – You have a lovely
home, Scream and Eddie. – I said, like, two words. – Here’s some biscuits. – Oh, thank you, these
will go great with dinner. We’re having mac and
cheese, mashed potatoes, turkey meatloaf, and
cherry pie for dessert. I hope you’re hungry. – Yeah, sounds delicious. – Say, why don’t you help
me finish up in the kitchen? – Yeah, definitely. – Right this way. (he laughs sinisterly)
(knife scrapes) So Katie, as Joey mentioned, we’re all so pleased with your success. You’ve quickly become my best seller. – Hell yeah, she is, yes! – Wow, well, that means
a lot, coming from you. – And it’s amazing that
you’ve been able to do that all by yourself. I wish I knew your secret. – Yeah, no secrets. I’m just, I think, a natural sales woman. – Katie, we all have secrets. I’ve got a really big one, actually. – Katie, it’s his knife. Oh, I should have put
something in her ear, God! – My cherry pie recipe,
it’s a family secret. – Mm-hmm. It smells really good in here. – You do like pie, don’t you? – It’s not my favorite. More of a cookie girl. But I’ll eat it if it’s there. – Do you know what the most important part about making a cherry pie is? – The cherries? – Following the recipe. – Mm-hmm. – I mean, you have to
follow it to the tee, otherwise the pie won’t come out right. Now, some people, they think they don’t have to follow the recipe. They’ll add their own ingredients, ingredients that simply
don’t belong in the pie. Now, we spent a long time
perfecting this pie recipe and we simply cannot
tolerate outside ingredients, do you understand that? – Oh, man, this guy really loves pie. I get it. – Yeah, I get it. – If I found out that my pie
contained outside ingredients, do you know what I would do? I would throw it into the dumpster. And that would be the end of that pie. Do you understand? – Yes. I mean, I’m clean, no
extra ingredients on me. Bathroom, where is your bathroom? I have to pee. – Straight through the dining room. – I like clean fish. Where, what is she doing? – What, does she think
we’re gonna shoot her? – They’re waterboarding her. Oh, my God, I can’t
believe I did this to her. – Cheryl, are you trying to get me killed? – Oh, my God. Oh, she’s alive! Yes, yes, holy, holy, holy. – Is-a camera on my phone. Guess it’s normal. – God (laughs). (man knocks on door) – [Man] Everything all right in there? Dinner’s ready.
– Shit! Yeah, one sec. I’ll be right out. (suspenseful music) – No, no, no, no, no, I need to return those
to work, I can’t … Oh, Katie, don’t. I didn’t give her an earpiece. God, that was my biggest mistake. (she gasps) – Did I surprise you? – A little bit, yeah. – My apologies. Let’s get going. – After you. – No, you first. – I don’t know the way,
I’d prefer to follow you. – I insist. – You know what, let’s
go at the same time. – Fine, let’s go together. – Could you just give me a
little more space, it’s just … It’s fine. Come on, la-bo-her. I go, you go, I go … Thanks for watching that preview of Kingpin Katie. If you liked it, guess the frick what? There’s full episodes you can
watch right now on Dropout. They’re action-packed and
super funny and I’m saying that and I typically don’t
like anything I’m in. Go to dropout.tv and start
your free trial today, and sorry about cursing before
with the whole frick thing, that was inappropriate, shouldn’t have done that. It’s just interesting that I got a different type of wine
than everybody else. – Just one little sip.
More of a cookie girl? No problem. Hash it out with Katie on our Discord's 'Pie Chat' channel! Sign up for DROPOUT: http://bit.ly/2XZf1rK
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What's with the silent censoring of swear words? The good old bleep doesn't do it any more?
For everyone: *Screamin' Eddie
Unless this is r/wooooooosh
It was an awesome episode. Dropout is worth it.
You guys have good writers
They never post good content on YouTube anymore, all they do these days is thread their dropout channel. Also can they start marking which videos are previews that would be nice.
I seriously want to get Dropout now. Katie is giving me life
Anyone else get lost in the comparison a bit, I thought the pie was a reference to the drugs
Anyone else wish Katie was 200 feet tall so she could eat us all?
The only thing deadly about this video is the lack of Aprons and hair nets
the police woman might be the worst part about this show
Honestly when I saw the title I was like: JOEY GRACEFFA IS THAT YOU
I would love to see Katie on American Horror Story
Tag the garbage snip its of this show properly.
Ok ok, I'll sign in. Are you happy now, College Humor? Are you happy?
Hey so i can't get droupout rn but i wanted to know hpw you guys pulled of zach eating the tidepods
Was it real or?
Is the staff worker behind Katie using a standing desk? Reminds me of the Jake and Amir and Hardly Working sketches.
Half glass full, half glass empty.
Self filling glass.
Why did the girl look so much like Keith from Try Guys in the thumbnail
I dont know what's going on but it is certainly going.
Girl cop looks like Quentin tarantino
This man has a fantastic kitchen in his huge McMansion but his kitchenware is honestly garbo.
i didn't like it, i should charge you guys for forcing that crap on my disguised as a skit..
You know it's gonna be deadly if Katie is there.
You didn’t title this as Kingpin Katie.
Imagine Katie in Escape the Night
How long should I wait for a laugh?
For the people that don’t have dropout: the package had a bomb and the surveillance camera under the car was the bomb not the camera
So screaming Eddie died
Should have just cut the shit and titled it serial killer ASMR
doesn't sharpening work differently?
That dude is such a great actor
Stop censoring your videos
The lower you scroll to read comments, the less they make sense. Check it out.
Is that Brennan's black brother? Cuz he is good!
ROFL that policewoman – I saw few days ago on HBO Archive few episodes of Taxicab Confessions from 2000+- and she was there :DDD never tought 19 years she will be on youtube.. she was looking like crack whore homeless :DDD
why are they playing 2 ads before videos now
I think he might have been flirting with her.
You need to sharpen both sides of the blade man this is bothering me
How i hate cheryl
It's really better if you alternate sides when honing a blade.
🤣🤣
How does she keep getting cups of water?
This really scared me
Wheres the boobs?
Honestly Screamin' Eddie seems like a great dinner host
What? I already saw this on Dropout! Repost!
Gotta love a girl who will eat pie if it's there.
Who sharpens their knife over the food???
Honestly, this guy makes a great boss villain
I’m confused.
Damn I'd still go if I knew the food was that good
She should do a whole movie!
That scared the shit out of me
I am watching this in toilet btw
Let’s grow together by supporting each other guys!! ;))
max is keanu reves
Vloggers make their videos too long and College Humor makes their videos too short. Smh this world is upside down 😔
Hey guys let’s grow together
It makes me crazy the way he whets the knife…
You're not making it sharper the way you do it! – damn i should have put something in hos ear….
im glad i favorited katie even when she didn’t show her talent yet
Why do they censor swearing in all their videos now?
Omg that cop lady is viciously unfunny.
I wanna know his knife changes every time he sharpens it.
Katie seems like a great house guest. Respectful and polite.
Thighs are just extended buttcheeks
followwing the recipee… that's a good advice
Ok then
Katie is so beautiful 😍
this sucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Did David Finch direct this? Or is this an episode of the X-Files (90s version?) Who turned all the lights out?
Screamin Eddie is terrifying
Damn this is good.
Might I remind out Screaming Eddie, it's rude to point a knife at someone.
It bothers me that the knife seems to change to a cleaver without any indication that he had picked it up.
breathtaking man :O 🙂
Why don't I see anything in the comments about how great Cheryl is as an actress!
How dare you guys keep this as exclusive. This piece of work should be expressed to as many people as possible.
Now i am so hungry for pie.
THAT WAS A PREVIEW!?!!?!?!?!
I guess she succeeded selling the KOOM microcaine to those ladies lol
Its funny because the cop is more competent then 80% of the police force in the US lol
OG CollegeHumor flashback
i wish my girlfriend cared about me as much as screamin' eddie cares about pies. oh wai-
This is ASMR
Can I get a full episode of this?!
Katie is so pretty
I mean, Katie has a point, if you have the recipe but no cherries, you can’t make a cherry pie…
Seem like some people don't get his warning.
Not gonna lie this is really good
“Ingredients that don’t belong to the pie”
Oh, Eugene…
This cheryl acts and sounds exactly like stevie from smosh
WHY DO I GET THESE RIVERDALE vibes???
3 person penochle sucks
This guy sharpened a steak knife into a kitchen knife into a cleaver
You can never have a knife too sharp for mac & cheese.
Is no one going to tell him that he's dulling the knife?
ITS THE WOMAN FROM BROOKLYN NINE NINE THE ANNOYING FLORIDA WOMAN
katie looks like that mom in the shining.
this guy would make a great jordan peele impersonator
Katie’s acting is so good! It’s amazing how she be so funny but also play serious roles
That is the whitest black man I have ever seen.