A Party with the Months of the Year – Foil Arms and Hog

June July, you made it. Of course, never miss an opportunity to go drinking. I’ll be out on the decking. Yeah you will. December. I won’t shake your hand I think I’m coming down with something. How’s the family? Starting to get on my nerves. Right. Is that November? He’s in great form. Normally he is so gloomy and miserable. No, no. That’s southern hemisphere November. G’day December. Great party. Wahey. Sorry I’m late i forgot to put the clocks back. No. You go forward I go backward. Do I? Yes. Why do we do this again? Duh… Farming. Hey December If you could do just a little bit more study? That would be really helpful for me. Ah sorry mate the exams are just so far away It’s hard to get motivated. Ha yeah! Better get cramming so. Does anyone have a pen? I’ve got a pen. What would you like? Blue, red, black? Highlighters? Post-its? Dividers? Binders? Just a pen mate. There ya go. And listen don’t worry about the whole study thing. I won’t let you down. Yes, you will. No I won’t. I made a plan. You see February? Oh yeah he’s in bits. Didn’t get any flowers. Didn’t get any chocolate. Not even a card. I mean I don’t know why he’s complaining so much He gets more days off than anyone else. I know. ♪ “dashing through the snow” ♪ Not while I’m here you turn that off. So is it you or April doing Easter this year? Ah it’s April’s turn. I get to put my feet up. Nice. So it’s just Mother’s day then. Eh yeah. Mother’s day. S*&~ Where is he? Where is he? You! You did this to me. Yeah, things kinda got out of hand. But look we’re at a party why don’t you have a drink? I can’t even look at alcohol right now. I feel like crap. I’m tired all the time. I can’t pay my rent because you spent all my money. I put on about 2 stone. You could join a gym? You know there is some great deals for you. Really? Yeah! No, no, don’t do it, you’ll never go. Doomdah Hello we’re Foil Arms and Hog thanks a million for watching the video. MMMMMmmm… Now our tour is kicking off this weekend in Vicar Street with 7 shows they’re all… Sold out. Thank you very much we are announcing an extra date the 28th of February In Dublin in Vicar Street. And then across the waters Yeah we are playing all over the place in Manchester. Southend Portsmouth A whole bunch of other places. Why would you just single out those 3 though. The ones that aren’t selling as well. That is correct. A lot of the other stuff is selling well. All the other places are nearly gone So if you haven’t got your ticket for all the other places. You’ll end up in Southend Or even worse Portsmouth. Watch out. That’s not going to help sell us tickets in Portsmouth. Portsmouth is meant to be very nice. But it will be filled with people who don’t want to be there. Yeah that’s even worse. OK We’ll do a quick show. Yeah. Thanks for watching our review of the year. We were delighted that people watched it. I never thought people would watch 34 minutes. But em… Some of you did. My family watched it. On Stephen’s Day Or boxing day. And when I arrived they were like… Hey do you want to sit down and watch it again? No. Yeah, my family tried to get me to watch it. It’s cool I was there. Doomdah! Surprise, Surprise. Spring left to do all the cleaning.

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  1. For those not watching the outro – we're coming to Manchester, Portsmouth and Southend and more in the UK plus a full Irish tour click here! http://bit.ly/FahTourYoutube

  2. I usually hate relatable content but foil arms and hog do it sooooo well and in a really funny way. good job guys

  3. Awesome as always but for some reason this sketch just seemed a lot deeper and more intricate than usual. Existential crisis humour. Bravo

  4. Only month equal for Northern and Southern Hemisphere is January: full of December debt and unconfortable to return from the holidays.

  5. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    If weekdays party was excelkent, this party has been taken to the next level.
    I think thereโ€™s one more party to celebrate: the Seasonโ€™s party.

  6. Do all of you write together all the sketches, or you write it individually? This is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ it must be fun when you're writing it together

  7. September, December and May are on point. You go into September feeling good about yourself. You're like "Yeah! I'm gonna be organised this year!" December comes round and you say to yourself: "I'm actually going to study for my mocks over these two weeks." Well, school starts tomorrow and you haven't done one bit of study. You start getting panic attacks and you feel anxious because you have to decide your future in third year. You want to get out of the shithole that is your school, but you also dont want to fuck up life, so you're torn between taking transition year and going straight into fifth year. Meanwhile you're always thinking about those mocks and you have to stay up till 1am to do study. Then, the thought of Junior Cert dawns on you, and all the shit from first and second you have to remember is not in your head. All the midterm "breaks" that you have are spent sitting around being depressed and anxious because of life or writing till your hand falls off to learn stuff for the Junior cert. And then, cramming, the friend who everybody has. Oh well, the human brain

  8. i just found your channel recently, i watched through all of your videos and liveshows and just as i finished the review was posted and i've watched it three times since,,,,,i may have a slight problem๐Ÿ‘€

  9. I love Arms as January, September and February. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    I feel with you, January. All the German Glรผhwein made me sick. Never met so many times on a Christmas market to chat and have a good time and there was always alcohol involved. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Oh my, I always was quite keen to study therefore September would have made me faint a little in real life. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Yes, I would love to have a Post-it. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Also, does anyone also think Arms as September has something of a male Hermione?
    Plus, dear god, these "school uniforms" look just too good on people. ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Nevertheless still happy that I never had to wear them ๐Ÿ˜‰ ).

    Great vid as always.

  10. March, โ€œWhy do we do that again?โ€
    October, โ€œFarmers…duhโ€
    Me, โ€œAaaarrrrgggghhhhhh…….I freaking HATE daylight saving time. WHO is saving time!!!!โ€

  11. Love October when he hears Christmas music "No! Not while I'm hear! You turn that off!" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ My feelings exactly when I hear Christmas music in October!

  12. Awww the old putting off studying until May problem… happens every time. I never learn, in any sense of the word. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  13. Once had a gym membership for a year and a half without using it. I'd signed up for a year-long contract. Never went, then felt too embarassed to go in and cancel the membership. Solid scam they're running there ๐Ÿ˜‚

  14. "No, not while I'm here…Turn that OFF!"
    Really annoying when people start playing Christmas music in October and early November….

  15. Oi you cheeky buggers! I'm from the beautiful city of Portsmouth & my hubby and I have bought tickets! Grr!

  16. I love when September's voice gets really high when he says, "I've made a plan", like he's trying more to convince himself.

  17. In the Philippines, you'll have Quadruplets for December. (September, October, November and December). Sometimes even January because we have the longest freaking Christmas Season here.

  18. Where is April?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
    Its the most important month of the year! (because my birthday is in april๐Ÿ˜)
    Actually now that I think about it, April is a month that is easily forgotten, it would just sit quietly in the corner and no one would remember he was even there xD

  19. Also, normally I never fail to watch your videos on the day they come out, but I missed this one and the last one as well ๐Ÿ˜ญ hectic start of the year for me…

  20. I don't know if your gonna see this but I seen Sean at airsoft, he was Loaded with grenades I thought it was a suicide vest

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