Alec Baldwin Gets a Birthday Surprise from Jimmy, Kelly Clarkson and Emilio Estevez


-We are here with
the great Alec Baldwin. Now, Alec, this is a —
[ Cheers and applause ] This is a pretty big week
for you because your new movie,
“The Public,” opens this Friday. And there’s also something else
going on for you this week. Is that right? -I don’t know what you’re
talking about, Fallon. -No, no, I think —
Are you sure? Because I think —
I think that you might have another big thing
happening this week, if I can remember
what’s going on. -[ Groans ] -Maybe even today might be
a special day for you? -Don’t say it. Don’t say it. [ Cheers and applause ] -I think today is your birthday,
my friend! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -All right, stop! -[ Laughs ]
-Listen. [ Cheers and applause ] -Come on. They love you. -We’re not giving you cake,
so shut up! Listen, I’m not a big fan
of celebrating my birthday. I don’t like birthday parties — The cake, the hats, the gifts,
none of it. I’d much rather
have a nice, quiet meal with my wife and my 47 children. I like to keep it low-key,
Jimmy. So, yes, James,
today is my birthday. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -I’m happy.
Happy birthday, buddy! I get it. I get it. You don’t
want to do anything big. But we have to —
we have someone here that would like to wish you
a happy birthday. -♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ -♪ Happy birthday ♪
-♪ To Mister Alec Baldwin ♪ -♪ Happy birthday to me ♪ -Did that surprise you?
Not just — That wasn’t — That wasn’t a fake-out. There was someone else
that would like to wish you a happy birthday to you.
-Do it. Okay. You want me to hold your hand?
-Yes, hold my hand. -I’m scared, Jimmy!
-No, please. Look at this. Here’s your pal and director,
Emilio Estevez! [ Cheers and applause ] Hey there, bud. ♪♪ Emilio Estevez, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ] -Take a bow. -Emilio! That’s awesome, buddy. -Happy birthday. Happy birthday. -Thank you for being here.
I appreciate it. Thank you, pal. [ Cheers and applause ] Now, Alec, I have to give —
I have to give you — I have to give you my gift. -Okay.
-Yeah. [ Clears throat ] I’m not going to do
something sappy. I’m not going to sing.
I’m not going to sing for you. -I don’t want it
to be something sappy. -No. I promise I won’t sing.
I’m not going to sing. In fact, I’m not going to be
the one singing to you. I am going to be lip syncing
to you while… Kelly Clarkson sings to you. [ Cheers and applause ] -♪ You’re simply the best ♪ ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ ♪ Better than anyone ♪ ♪ Anyone I ever met ♪ ♪ You’re simply the best ♪ -Oh. All right. -Whoo! -Oh, my God.
-Kelly Clarkson! Alec?
-Whoo! -Kelly, you’re the greatest.
Thank you. Thank you. -Happy birthday.
-Thank you. Thank you. -Alec, there’s only
one thing left to do. It is time to retire you
to the rafters. Please have a seat. [ Laughter ] [ Drum roll ]
This is going to be fun, bud. This is going to be fun. -Super safe.
-Oh, yeah. This is super safe.
-Super safe. -I got this for you, buddy.
No problem. Here. This is —
-I’m so glad if I die it’s from somebody who has
as much money as you do, Jimmy. -[ Laughs ]
-You can take care of my kids. -All right. Here we go.
Kelly, come with me. -I’m moving.
-Send him up. ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] Wow! Look at that! [ Cheers and applause ] Happy birthday! ♪♪ Forever you will be in our
“Tonight Show” rafters. -♪ Better than all the rest ♪ -Go see Alec’s new movie,
“The Public,” in theaters this weekend. We’ll be right back with more of
“The Tonight Show,” everybody. Come on back.
-♪ Anyone I ever met ♪ ♪ You’re simply the best ♪ ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ ♪ Better than anyone ♪

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  1. You can call him Emilio but we all know who he is. Its Coach Bombay! Quack, Quack, Quack you son of a bitch.

  2. Alec te esperamos en Torrente 6 por favor y Emilio Estévez que película más chula hiciste sobre el Camino de Santiago como se nota que tienes sangre🇪🇸🇪🇸💃💃💃💃💃😘😘😘

  3. I don't like birthdays so I go on the Tonight Show with a tux on. Between dickhead Baldwin and fake laugh Fallon this is almost unbearable

  4. I would’ve died laughing if a dummy would’ve fallen…….

    Well I guess I spoke too soon 😂😂

  5. Love love love you Emilio!!! Kelly such an amazing voice. Happy happy birthday Alec, awesome and wild man!!! Jimmy, big big hug friend. Great show!!!

  6. When you tell a really unfunny joke at the table:
    Your mom: 🙄
    Your dad: 😑
    Your brother: 😒
    Jimmy Fallon: 🤣

  7. Alec Baldwin was great in his role as Mr. Conductor in "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" (2000) and as the narrator in seasons 5-6.

  8. Happy Birthday Mr. Balwin!! Did you bring some Shwetti Balls? I'm craving Shwetti Balls! Love those Shwetti Balls. Ty for entertaining us all these years.

  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH-iXnW9qqE

    c bald vvIN cancer se cu lar

    Mo d u l es?

    mo due les?

    ro y a l tease?'yell ro gun?

    shawn went to check in french hospital when he was in france instead of looking for airbnb or hotel. he checked in to open the night after complaining about heart problem. then flew away to US. how many tourist the healthcare in US covers who do not pay any taxes. 

    oil company monies go to budgets and get wasted to pay medical bills of people who rather spend over nite in hospitals or homeless to to pay for prisons or useless certain police per sons report  S useful to them? haw it is in All Can tries to copy cir tan American gr8 systems

    mo due less

    no royalties in middle east??

    oil taxes na log i

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCgojGOf98

    propeller heads?

    VV in D  Me ll S Me 2?

    semi Na u chil?

  10. Alec Baldwin use to beat up his exwife Kim Basinger!
    How could anyone celebrate this piece of shit?
    He's a horrible human being !

  11. I only know two Alec Baldwins. 1994 Baldwin (The Shadow; 1:32) and older SNL Baldwin. I've never seen him before or in between. He just… became old haha.

  12. It is funding the best plan with the correct amount of the best money, for the best reason -this strategy couldn't have a more publicly discussible topic.

    This product is therefore more like an advertising campaign. Day in, day out; it provides a positive social or individual pastime, good for piece of mind and solidarity. The product is able to be a platform for the best error, water quality. The productand advertising strategy go global. Another country chooses the engraving images they want on their pop cans, but their web site in their languageand culture, with the water quality issues and uses that to air their TV show on their media. Perhaps even The Scratch Can bricks and mortar store covering local technical documents for their local technical proposals to government.

    I also posted to Steve Harvey, Tyler Perry, lil Wayne, Snoop Dogg, Martin Lawre, Chris Rock, Jamie Foxx.

    Section 4: Bar Up endgame payout

    This next section explains a highly enviable consequence of going cash free. "Bar Up endgame payout".

    Government realises that welfare isn't handled satisfactory, which leaves it to be handled by private business. They have tried to give money to those private businesses, however inflation makes thatimpossible. If one was to know that in June 2020 the whole state of California was going cash free, the inflation of that situation could be considered "solved" 8-12 months prior. Government assistance with welfare to, for example, Bar Up, is possible when inflation is solved. To find Bar Up, search "Pub Stops of Halifax and Calderdale", however in charge is someone with the first name BAR last name UP. Anybody in the know about this format of institution, hates the new cop on the beat going "Who's head?" "Who's in charge?" Like learn about banking and grasp what type of person qualifies best to be an "Anonymous Benefactor"? Then analyse the good job you've done askingthat question for you mandate for the last 50 years. Given the statistical ramifications of replacing that anonymous benefactor, with typically a less respected "the joke is I can't fill in ID forms understandably".

    Granted that last section was highly speculative, its short on data to support the examples. Really what I'm trying to say is prior to going cash free, an area expects a data of execution. Uponwitnessing a date of execution to go cash free, people or groups of people dealing with the shortfalls of welfare, require "transition cash" to help progress out of cash as currency.

    Section 5: final words

    Some phrases I find funny are: "Go play with your soda pop can" "Say it with Scratch Can" "I'm busy, thanks"

    So, I figured out how to rob all the cash in the world and Fallon's drawers.

    I though of this cool commercial. One typical male/female pair sitting on a park bench. Across a nobbish black man sits next to a veryblond. Typical goes "do you think its real love?" other typical is playing with Scratch Can, replies: "I'm busy, thanks". Quick shot of playing Scratch Can, example ending in recycling bin.

    Commercial can run irrespective of licensing agreement, by way of using stencils (it could be more about nice family time). As a fun recycling game, to clarify the expectations of the licensing agreementand water quality media content. Commercial can be subsidised by government assistance of the environment.

    Solution reaches air waves tomorrow globally, therefore TOMORROWLAND peace -Kristina 126 395 086.
    ——–
    This switched, but I think the city of Ottawa was partially invaded. I think a foreign group over took usual media practises to show a unapproved perspective. I think the group also was looking to takestake in payroll inclusion (http://ip.nethris.com) and payroll practises. I think this offensive to creating "Ottawa's Sovereign Currency" was exclusively conditional on falsifying my banking. Just saying "blabbing" about the situation of "Ottawa's Sovereign Currency" could have been met with violent consequences. (but she was skinny cause she was a dancer). The person responsible needs to be referred to as iTAN (think LGBT inclusive pitch with LGBT flag on the "about us" section of iTAN website). I only care cause I need my banking for the purposes of ScratchCan. Also I don't want to be "wiped off" the registry. I just checked the entire country, the financial invasion was just the city of Ottawa, they were thinking Montreal next. This plan to sort banking, due to be being too stupid to put together a plan (though I made a fair point about needing "Bar Up") -was stupider.

    Preamble to Memo:

    First, I'd like to apologise forthe negative consequences of my last account. Hopefully the memo this account if exclusively used to post, implied "worthwhile".

    Also though my preamble is in slang english, the memo "Communication Barrier" is more of an abstract to a business plan.

    Next, my history with vital statistics was important for my status as a poster. This strategy has been carried through to up-sell the two products better unspoken, abbreviated as E and 2yn. The strategy to up-sell those products is referred to as "Bar Up". Bar Up as a format, makes a cops versus robbers truce possible, given the goal of this memo -fixing water quality through banking. thx, A Moon Shaped Pool. Lets try to explain "Bar Up" this way; is "Bar Up" a person, place or thing, much like Coca-Cola -YES. The person whose name is first name Bar last name Up, is the son of Thom Yorke from Radiohead, it is a pub found on a map in Halifax and Calderdale and it is a type of banking format, in that this brandembellishes their sales of pub treats with health related products that undermine an inadequate health insurance system.

    Last, involvedwith the cops versus robbers truce, is the third party, The Engineers. The Engineers are working for The Beverage Consortium; publicly on water quality issues, and privately on creating standard banking. Therefore the cops versus robbers truce is defined by The engineers opinion about effective working expectations; whendefining what format Bar Up adheres to. One could expect the engineers to be along the lines of the most people making it to digital currency; as the safest most stable working conditions for them.

    Imagine this, one side of the engineers -robbers, on the other side -police. The only question anyone wants to ask andhave confirmed by therepresentative of an area of bank accounts (a non existet job) is: "Is the accounts Bar Up". The safe answer to hear back is "yes". In other words the bank accounts sells healthy enough products and services.

    This soundsdrastic and sudden, however given that these four products: 1. Scratch Can 2. The Beverage Consortium 3. Scratch Can TV 4. Scratch Can bricks and mortar; (actually implementation is hard to extrapolate due to the general conclusion being for 280 countries globally, and they aren't in a similar state of industrialisation. However the components lead to improvements in sales, task designation, task definition, technologicalcommunication and skills and other backbones of industrialising a region.) Getting back to how poorer regions try to syphon American Excess wealth. Defining these products in a region can curb the loss in sales from unhealthy exports. The supply side of risky products (unwelcome international imports) can be phases into a deconstruction process, which involves subsidizing the loss in revenue, withan investment in the economies information, skills and productivity. Transferred to those four bank accounts, with that prerogative. The subsidised finances have a banking and media recipient with those four Scratch Can bank accounts, implementing the investment/subside in as non-fascist and pro-diplomatic a format as is obvious.

    bla bla bla I fell through a table and have a Bar Up scar.

    Section: Scare your mother!

    To summarise the engineers situation, there are 250 000 private business and welfare bank accounts. The engineers will inevitability notice banking of interest to authority. This situation is challenging, to be able to format a general plan isn't possible. It is likely that Edmonton would produce the best comparative model; wealth, small business, apartment availability and other greatinfrastructure due to wealth and a huge flat open space, a natural exclusivity due to a dominant aboriginal skin colour. Edmonton probably turns the best profit for their Bar Up, and GNP. Leading to "that situation goes the right way in Edmonton because they have easy finances". For example the best situation for welfare retribution, is for a supply amount of coke to be handed back to Bar Up, but Bar Up preferences to agree with thelocal police on going after small time possession. Why? Tactics that scare mom are fantastic for welfare subsidisation! So where this truce has to deal with the psychological factor of women never making money irrespective of an assigned male, general formatting isn't possible. My advice to police, take whatthey allow, its better then things were going to go, as police mandates strive to match medical mandates. Honestly police being allowed to check drug imports and only destroying E, is basically as safe as the traffic, E you never sleep as deep again, coke is a stimulant. Also the engineers opening embellished bank accounts for transfer find the verification of "Bar Up" less surprising.

    Small point: Does government follow their own rules, representing their citizens. Examples to the contrary… are whatever. Howeverexamples that are like Abel's Proof; x^5 can't have a general equation. The solution is a solution isn't possible. One could use the term the example is a "block", nobody cares, nobody should care. Simply, raise the bar.

  13. Memo: "Communication Barrier" Sept 20th, 2018

    Section 1: title

    The title of my document refers to my experience having completed two years of engineering, wanting to be able to innovate better answers to energy problems. Engineers are not the major constraint to solutions to thisenvironmental problem, or many other (like water). The real problem is Engineers, as of recently, are more able to verify the technical claims of their textbooks, due to the computer's capacity to crunch data. However changing technical textbook, agreeing to change technical definitions; is a causewithout funding or a mandate. No more! -we can all goal water quality and make the necessary changes to communication.

    Section 2: product introduction

    The first part of fixing engineering through comprehensive media is a simple licensing agreement. The licensing agreement is for "Scratch Can", it is in the picture, it is a 2 in 1, "foil engraving art scraper" and the aluminum can. The most notable aspect of adding Scratch Can to the economy, is now you can kill about 2 hours, comfortably distracted by your soda pop can. The productlooks nice and polished and has a patent. When you play Scratch Can, you're playing with Bianca (if female) and Bianco (if male). So just metaphorical association with foreign words for "white" and "banking". Lets never go back to a world without "Smut Beer".

    Given the additional utility (customer satisfaction) aluminum beverage packaging would now acquire the purchaser. The sales of drinks in aluminum can packaging should increase. A higher quality, higher price demographic of the aluminum packageddrink market is possible; and might confront health related issues like weight management. This means a plausibly dramatic increase in the number of skews in both engraving art and ingredients, in the domestic, national and global spheres. (Note, activated charcoal neutralises toxins and medication.) This product is brought to market like a regional advertising campaign for water quality, decisions aboutskews and manufacturing is decided internally by each country. This is more of a discussion about water quality, and less a stock component.

    Discussing water quality is different at this time; because it is possible to change to digital currency withthe hardware that exists in the American economy. There are enough smartphones to change to using a smartphone as a cash register, and the option of a new ID banking card. The error of dominance in the American Economic system, is additional investment for additional returns, this is true of any value added process for all the resources. Their can not be a better strategy of transitioning an economic system (on the global economic scale) then this content about how to stabilise resource data. Why? Water is the most tangible resource, as concluded in this document, water is the best discussion topic to solve, solving water issues through solving banking divergencesfixes this present communication barrier. Improving the technical communications barrier, makes necessary discussions about risky global natural (or human) disasters possible. On the micro level -with the most control and safety, on the macro scale -pro employment stability, consumer spending and education. Initially thisstrategy provides the best stigma towards other people, the stigma being "making it", which can initially imply, first witnessing playing Scratch Can with the TV, getting internet identity cards, adding tap payment to the cards.

    For drink companies this extent of product amalgamation was considered an error. There isn't standard soda, there is a preference for divisions. The reaction to an error is always an error, the errorreaction that is offered by Scratch Can is: "what if the goal of the economy was water quality?" Also I'm not saying anyone cares about the correct solution. I'm saying the question, or goaling water quality; produces the perfectcensorship for the effective banking solution. Keeps talk lame and easy.

    The goal of the eventual global banking system and water quality are mutual -one is the best discussion, the other possible offensive. For technical language, with the assumption of goaling water, to become a common discussion; the information needs to find a reference platform. The job of documents on a web page, minimally doing no harm to the goal of water quality, was the balance sheetknown as The Beverage Consortium. The Beverage Consortium represents companies making use of the Scratch Can licensing agreement, or interest groups wanting to assist with a world with better water.

    The combination of playing Scratch Can and talking about an economy whose goal is water quality, combines to create an example driven television show. Five people or animated people give theirreactions to issues, with the goal of water quality: "employment isn't at a surplus" "will brita lose money" "we can't put those blueprints on the internet". Also combining the platform of Scratch Can with the content of water quality, could be bricks and mortar. Upon watching the Scratch Can TV show and learning technical language; a store could sell the Scratch Can product and put local issueslike waste management, K-12 curriculum, The Nano Home (by Tata group India), into technical document format; game drink store.

    Section 3: technical communications

    The focus of the content of The Beverage Consortium references, is people learning technical language with a common goal. People would learn technical language using the example of the top priorityresource to redistribute; water. Apply that pattern to statistics, graphing, with the capacity to agree on the conclusion -because they agree on the same goal, "water quality".

    Essentially technical language is organising "functions" to obtain a goal or output. Everyone who considersthe variables (the inputs into the rules/functions) that Scratch Can facilitates concludes successes like "no cash" and "money as inventory statistics" -could be obtained goaling water. My solution has been verified since March 2018.

    The present banking system can't be converged. If people hadadequate banking, that would imply statistical expectations concerning their resource needs and distribution, could be extrapolated. No predictions from government about voter's future consumer reqirements seemspossible. A converged banking system would have to provide a way of being a Steward of the environment.

    Scratch Can can find improvements in the area of resource management, as it can transition the global banking system exclusively digital (a recent technical option). Thestrategy for this time consuming success is to converge technical language through common participation, out and about, and using TV and other media.

    This strategy solves severalmajor obstacles. Rank can be stabilised (I rank best, I'm the meat on wiki for the licensing agreement, I think that job title is "Scratch Can Facilitator"). It can result in new identification to platform new banking.

    Top down approach; the bank teller, investor, banking associate knows where the money for a deposit into all the types of bank accounts is from -the item on her desk. A deposit strategy, out of The Beverage Consortium balance sheet to typical people, with all the types of bank accountsrepresented (estimated at 75 000 given 5000 US banks). This was done to establish general formatting for any and all personal and business assets, given a goal that advances water quality best, transitioning to exclusively digital banking globally. Solving tricky security features like making use of handwriting.

    Also bottom up, some sort of app that sends you Internet Identification cards to public or private locality. After taking a smartphone picture of bar codes on specific pop cans. A person can use this app to (without controversy) obtain a plasticpicture ID. It has their preferred information, supported in digital format on their smartphone. However eventually if this card were to become currency, by sending an electronic tap payment sticker -both top down asset and identification information must crunch a match algorithm. This step of top down banking information, matching bottom up information is exceedingly controversial and probably a challenge, with a lot ofsmall time-consuming problems. However those issues can be worked though, due to available hardware leading to a short time-frame of (3-5 yrs) and lip servicing banking as a discussion about water "issues with tissues" (seek your massage). Gold on the ceiling.

    Because Scratch Can is most tangible item: aluminum can, water. The money Scratch Can is associated with is the most tangible money, implying capital doesn't have a conflict of interest due to having compromising information about the assets of their customers. Everyone is a customer of the aluminum can, so this money is the most tangible money to fund banking trasition strategies. Unlike a publicly listed company, the amount of money that The Beverage Consortiumwants to float, isn't excess profits, but for this scheme more money. The correct amount of investment to solve specific goal concerning "water quality"

    This is a joke, but an amalgamation of US drink companies make this amount of available cash. And more importantly provide us (people of earth) with the same common, intuitive and publicly discussible goal -water; its distribution,science and integrity. Those companies finances make this kind of scheme possible. At a $500 deposit and 100 accounts per day for the first month… then step it up to 1000 accounts per day… like I mean they make that kind og cash, I'm not negotiating.

    My opinion is CSIS should take me in over the iTAN thing.

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