Allen Iverson Hates Practice: 17-Year Anniversary | BONUS Clip | DESUS & MERO


Yo, this week marked the
anniversary of the greatest press conference of all time. Yes. 17 years ago this past
Tuesday, Allen Iverson set the media straight. After someone asked him
why he missed a practice. Practice. Not a game. Not a, not– not the game that
I go out there and die for. Mm-hmm. And play every game
like it’s my last. Not the game. We’re talking about
practice, man. Practice. I mean, how silly is that? And we’re talking
about practice. I’m not shoving it
aside, you know, like it don’t mean anything.
I– This is when your girl catches
you when you in the wrong. And you’re like, fuck cares.
– I don’t care. Let me just keep
talking until it stop. Yo, listen.
Yo, listen. The gaslight is on. Is that, like,
your new catchphrase? (LAUGHING) I’m
putting T-shirts available next Tuesday. We’re talking
about practice, man. We’re talk– we’re
talking about practice. We’re talking about practice. We ain’t talking about the game. We’re talking about
practice, man. – Mm.
– [INAUDIBLE] AI. Doesn’t he have, like, a
trust fund with, like, 70– Oh, yeah.
He got it. He got– –have money that’s waiting
for him when he gets older? Yeah, he got money on deck.
CREW: He has what? A trust fund? Yeah, cause they
say he went broke. But he has, like, all this money
his friend put away for him when he reaches a certain age. When he turns 50, right? Yeah– You know how wild you
have to be for your friend to put money away. It’d be like, “Yo, nigger, you
get this shit when you are 50.” Yo, you wildin. You wildin. And you– you going hard. I’m to 38. I’m like, can I get it now? Ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. A very reputable source. Oh, wow! Ha, ha, ha, ha. See, you joke about things. But, yo, that’s why you
gotta call JG Wentworth. Yeah. You know what I’m saying? Y’all– y’all know the number. You know what I’m
saying, 877-Cash Now. I have no idea what
they do but I know as soon as I get some
money, I’m calling them, like, “Yo, nigger.”
– Yo, I’m saying. “I have a
structured settlement and I need cash now.” “And I need cash now.” Ha, ha, ha, ha. “By the way, what’s a
structured settlement?” “Yeah, we [INAUDIBLE].”

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