I thought this was a high-end restaurant.
Why am I the only one wearing a tux? Oh, sorry, I should have told you.
Rich people are done with fancy clothes. Now it’s all $1,000 T-shirts that look
like they were stolen off the homeless. Jenny’s dressed perfect. So where’s your man? Oh! There he is! Sail! Oh, my God! I think that guy is Keanu Reeves. Hey, boo! This is how an angel cries! Blame it on my ADD, baby! I wanted to surprise you.
I took a photo of your faces. Look! You guys look so shocked.
You only capture that shit once! Hi, baby! Hi, baby. I’ve missed you. I missed you, too. I’ve missed you so much. I missed your mouth. I missed your heart. Oh, God, I missed your beard. I missed your light. Oh. I missed your chin. I missed your soul. I missed your ass. I missed your spirit. I missed your thumbs. I missed your eyes. You’re so good with your thumbs. I missed how you smell. Oh, my God. Um, these are, uh, my friends. Uh, this is Marcus, and this is Jenny. Hi, Jenny. Wow. Wow… Now I know what it feels like to be completely starstruck. The only stars that matter… are the ones you look at when you dream. Thank you… A pleasure to meet you, Marcus. Likewise, Keanu. I… I love your outfit. Oh, thanks, man. Tom Ford made it custom for me. Wow… I… I didn’t know you wore glasses. Oh, I don’t. My eyes are perfect. This is for a part. They don’t even have lenses in them. See? Nope! I love the suit. Classic. Thank you, thank you. It’s my, uh, old tux from prom. That’s great. I dropped out of high school, went to work, followed my dream.