An Evil Dinner Party


♪♪[audience cheering]Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen. My name is
Dr. Hannibal Lecter. I’ve gathered you all
here tonight because I desired to host
a dinner party with the most notorious
movie villains of all time. So please introduce yourselves and enjoy the fava beans. [inhaling noise][audience laughter]Hi, I’m Norman Bates. Homicidal hotel manager
from Psycho. Hans Gruber, international German
terrorist from Die Hard. Samara Morgan, fanciful child
ghost from the Ring. Um, hello. I’m Neil Miller, stepdad from
Disney’s The Santa Clause.[audience laughs and cheers]It’s truly an honor
to meet you HerrNeil.I feel like
I don’t belong here. Evil and humble. Remarkable. Have any of you actually seen
The Santa Clause? Yeah, he’s right, he doesn’t
belong here. Thank you. Norman:He’stoo evil. Think about what you’re
saying, Norman. I’m just a boring
family therapist. There he goes again
with the mind games. Just like he did
to his stepson Charlie. You tried to ruin
Santa Claus, Neil. That is a line
no one should cross. I know what you eat. I don’t eat their dreams. What are you going to do
next, Neil? Tell the German kids Krampus
isn’t real? Can I trade places
with someone? Neil is very intimidating. He’s like the
Beyonce of sin. You know, I watched
The Santa Clause with my mom, and she was so shocked, she just sat there
like she was dead. She is d– you know what? All I did was help Charlie
confront an important truth. [Samara crying] What the heck, Neil? Samara is only
eight years old! She’s killed hundreds of people. She’s a kid, Neil. Kids do dumb things.[audience laughing]How many kids have done
that
dumb thing? Wha– [sigh] [audience laughs]Okay, this is
a skewed demographic. Neil doesn’t understand children because he was born
a middle-aged cynic. Oh, shut up, you terrorist. I’d rather be a terrorist
than a therapist.[audience laughs]Hannibal:You’re veryquick
to pass judgement, Neil. But I say, let he who hath not ruined
the magic of Christmas cast the first stone. Wha– what? Ow! You know what? I’m glad I told Charlie
what I did. Because Santa– Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! He’s real! Santa: I’ve got some good
presents for you scallywags. Oh, a bomb for Hans.There we go.Just as I had requested. A VCR cassette
for little Samara. Nobody watch that. Santa: A nice new dress
for Norman’s mother. Oh, I love it. I mean, she’ll love it! And a nice bottle of Chianti
for Cannibal. It’s Hannibal–it’s fine. Santa: But I’ve got the
perfect gift for you, Neil. [gasp] My weenie whistle. You remembered. You’re the worst, Neil! Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a goodnight. Bye, Santa! See you in seven days.For you.[audience cheers]Hey guys! Thank you so much
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on the five people you would like to have dinner
with the most. Jeremy, top five. Harry Styles, Zayn Malik,
Louis Tomlinson, the cute one, and the other guy that’s
moderately handsome.

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  1. Ca…rreeppyy!!!!!🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧖🏿‍♀️🙍🏿‍♂️💇🏿‍♀️🙀🙀💀☠️👻👿👹👺🤡😈💩

  2. NEIL YOU MADE SAMARA THE NIGHTMARE DEMON CRY
    Als-
    phone rings
    Wait just a sec
    picks up
    Voice:seven seven days
    Me:Samara have you forgotten your pills
    samara hangs up

  3. I thought Studio C was family-friendly! They never should have thought to put Niel in this video, of all supervillians!

  4. And what about Thanos?!Why isn't he there :/ He would fit in perfectly..and after the party he might kill all the guests but..Who cares ;D It's a good thing cuz there are no villans then , right xD?

  5. * she is a kid …
    Kids do dumb things * …
    wtf … i give up on kids… still laughing after 18th time watching this video..

  6. 1:Thomas Sanders
    2:Lin Manuel Miranda
    3:Nico DiAngelo
    4:MacDoesIt
    5:One of my online friends (named Isaiah) who I’ve never met in real life

  7. "She's killed hundreds of people!"
    "She's a kid, Neil. Kids do dumb things."
    "Well how many kids have done that dumb thing?"

  8. The people I would have dinner with would be…

    Brendon Urie
    Josh Dun
    Tyler joesph
    Gerard way
    Crankthatfrank

  9. Top 5 people I wanna have dinner with,
    -My Crush (He's adorable)
    -Tom Holland
    -Cole Sprouse
    -Lili Reinhart
    -Shawn Mendes

    :3

  10. Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Louis Tomlinson… the cute one….. And the other one that's moderately handsome
    -Jeremy Warner

  11. Well, if Christmas as it is are born from capitalism and communism try to destroy captalism, then the worst villain should be… Lenin?

  12. You know who would be by accented placed here, Adrian.. How funny would that be. "I feel like I don't belong here" "Have any of you guys seen miraculous ladybug"

  13. the top 5 people I would like to have dinner with are Hans grueber, die hard; samara morgan, the ring; sam witwicky, transformers; bruce wayne, batman; ghostface, scream.

  14. He actually was evil. Since in the movie Santa is real where do adults think the presents come from? He's just trying to ruin it for others since he didn't get what he wanted. Just like Kevin Spacey in fred clause.

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