Bachelorette Party – SNL


>>>OKAY.
I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO ERIN AND BRIAN.
>>TO ERIN AND BRIAN.>>THANK YOU GIRLS SO MUCH FOR
THROWING ME THIS BACHELORETTE PARTY, IT’S SO NICE HAVING ALL
MY GIRLS IN ONE ROOM, MY HIGH SCHOOL FRIENDS AND MY REAL
FRIENDS. [ KNOCKING ]
WHO COULD THAT BE, A SURPRISE VISITOR?
>>OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, I SAID NO STRIPPERS.
>>OKAY, I THINK YOU’RE GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE.
>>HELLO, LADIES.>>BRIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?>>TONIGHT, I’M NOT JUST YOUR
FIANCE. I’M THE ENTERTAINMENT.
>>WAIT, YOUR FIANCE IS GOING TO STRIP FOR YOU?
THAT’S ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET.>>AND HOT.
I’VE BEEN THINKING I MIGHT WANT TO SEE BRIAN’S BODY.
>>HIT IT. LADIES, PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR BURLESQUE!>>OH, MY GOD.
>>WAIT. IS THAT THE SAME THING AS
STRIPPING?>>THE ART OF SLOWLY WEARING
LESS IS BURLESQUE. I HOPE YOU’RE READY FOR THE ’40s
BECAUSE YOU’RE ABOUT TO SEE SOME BESPOKE ASS.
>>BRIAN, ARE YOU WEARING HEELS?>>OH, JUST LITTLE ONES FOR
POSTURE. NOW, SHH
AND PREPARE TO EDGE AS YOU WATCH ME TAKE OFF MY GLOVE.
>>DID HE JUST SAY EDGE? SHOW US YOUR BUDDY UDDY UDDY.
>>PATIENCE, LADIES. SOON EVA BRAUN WILL REVEAL ALL.
>>AND EVA BRAUN IS –>>MY STAGE NAME.
>>EVA BRAUN IS HITLER’S GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT?
>>WIFE.>>I’M SO NAUGHTY.
SEE MY LEG IS COVERED IN HAIR.>>OH, YES.
THIGHS ARE GOOD. MAMA LIKE.
>>IS IT JUST ME OR — IS HE NOT REALLY GETTING NAKED?
>>THIS IS BURLESQUE.>>OH, MY GOD, WHO ARE YOU?
>>I TEACH YOUR HUSBAND THE ART OF SEDUCING.
MEN ARE NOT MEANT FOR THE TEASE. THANKFULLY YOUR HUSBAND IS NO
MAN.>>I’M SORRY, YOU’RE A DANCE
TEACHER?>>PROSTITUTE, GHOST.
IN FRANCE, VIVA THE DIFFERENCE.>>NAUGHTY GIRL, LOOKY LOOKY AND
YOU MIGHT SEE MY COOKIE COOKIE.>>FINALLY.
I THINK HE’S GOING TO SHOW US HIS BODY.
>>VERY CLOSE. IT’S ACTUALLY A TINY FAN.
>>AND HE’S STILL NOT NAKED.>>WELL, BRIAN, NICE BIG
PANTIES.>>THANKS.
I TUCKED.>>YOU TUCKED?
>>OF COURSE HE TUCKED. IT MUST BE IN THE CAR SEAT,
OTHERWISE IT FLIES THROUGH THE WINDOW.
>>OH, NO, I FELT A POP IN MY TUCK.
>>JUST MOVE OFTEN TO THE CHENILLE, THEY ARE EDGING SO
HARD.>>THIS IS FOR MY WIFE.
>>OH!>>OH, WOW!
>>BRIAN, WOW, THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST BIZARRE THINGS I’VE
EVER SEEN. BUT YOU CLEARLY WORKED SO HARD
ON IT AND YOU DID IT FOR ME. GOSH, I CAN’T WAIT TO MARRY YOU.
>>THANK YOU, BABY. I LOVE YOU.
>>YEAH, GREAT JOB. I’M GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT
THAT BODY FOR A LONG TIME.>>THANKS, SIS.
>>THAT’S YOUR SISTER? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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  1. "My high school friend, and my real friends."
    Cecily and Aidy used to do these "best friends show" sketches…

  2. I love how SNL has these skits that make certain actors act in ways you never thought they would be.

  3. So many great lines and reactions in this sketch, but Leslie Jones was my hands down favorite. I got the impression so many of her lines were genuine, not pre-written. She was perfect in this!

  4. That was amazing, kit and Kate are the best, truly almost died from laughter and excitement, amaaaaazing.

  5. Deuteronomy 22:5 KJV
    The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do soย areabomination unto the LORD thy God.

  6. Ok idk if itโ€™s just me but in the beginning wearing his trench coat he kinda reminded me of JD from heathers??? Just me??? Ok

  7. I donโ€™t know why but the fan thing had me laugh so hard๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. With the reveal at the end, I feel like maybe the, "Mama likes" at 2:03 in fact refers to their mother.

  9. โ€œI hope youโ€™re ready for the 40โ€™s, because youโ€™re about to see some bespoke ass!โ€ Already dead.

  10. Tyrion: If we want to defeat the Night King, weโ€™re going to need a distraction.
    Jon, taking off his cloak: Donโ€™t worry guys, I got this. 00:51

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