Bang Baaja Baaraat – Full Episode 02


Wait, wait, wait. Hold on! Hold on! And… Voilà! How do you like it? – No. No. No. No. No. No. No, Gurpreet. – Relax. What is wrong with you? No! Are you out of your mind? What if someone drops in? And anyway,
Pawan’s mom is too scandalized… …I don’t think this right. Shahna, don’t be a pussy. Anyway, I’m going
to lock this place down. And…today evening
we’re going to have… …a bikini-themed bachelorette. Are you crazy, Gurpreet. – What? Pawan is not going to like all this. Like it? I’d love it! Shahna, can we talk? Look, I am really very sorry, Shahana. Can we please, please,
please be on the same page again? Okay. Just a sample…for the bachelorette. Is that a self-portrait, Mr. Sharma? Because…slightly disappointing? I’ll show you the real one? You want to see the real one? You sure? Barkha. Oh, God! What are you doing here? You were supposed to come tomorrow. Please, I couldn’t have
travelled with those of idiots. Yeah, yeah. Hi. – Hi. Hi, sister-in-law. Wasim, you? You’re here too. How was the trip? – Tiring. I was saying, let’s catch a train. But your sister made
me drive all the way here. Who drives all the
way here from Kanpur? Well…you see… – Hi, Wasim. I’ve heard a lot about you. What? That you two were really
mischievous in your childhood. And you specially. – Mischievous? Me? Who are you talking about? I am Wasim. Wasim Sheikh. I’m joking with you,
and you’re getting scared. Hello. Hello. You scared the poor girl. Who comes by-road? I mean… Listen. Yes, sir? Is there a well around here somewhere? Sorry, I didn’t get you, sir. Well? The place where we draw out water. Sometimes people even
in it to commit suicide. They stand on the ledge and jump in. Do you have one? No, sir. You want water? No, no. What do they call it in Marathi? Punnu told me once. You are Maharashtian, right? In Marathi it’s called… Its an important ritual. The groom’s mother gets
upset and sits at the well. Wondering if the groom will
forget all about his mother… …post his wedding and
be stuck under his wife’s skirt. Mom, what are you saying?
– I’m not saying anything wrong. That’s why the mother
asks him to take seven vows. Only then does she gets off the ledge,
understand. Punnu, go find a well. I’ll get upset and sit there. Then you can take the seven vows… …and I’ll come back with you, okay? Mom. Mom. – What? You can make me take
all the vows right here. Where will he find a well? Even papa’s been searching
for a well since morning. You’ve been dictating your own terms.
– Hello. Yeah. Okay. Hello. Stop arguing. – I’m not arguing. Where are you going?
– What are you doing? I’ll be right back. Everything is happening
at once – Oh, God. See…it’s all because of you. The city’s completely ruined. How much further? – Just a
little further. We’re almost there. I hope there’s a ladder to climb down? Papa, papa…where are you going?
– Stop running, son. I’m only going to see that pond.
For the function. No, no, someone’s having
a private party out there. Sir, it’s your party. – Shut up. You should’ve told him… …that he can’t walk-in
on someone’s party. Papa, that’s the pool area. Do you have any idea
how expensive that is? They charge 5000
only to sitting there. Have you lost your mind? 5000 rupees?
The hotel people are swindling us. Yes. Come to the room, I’ve made
all the arrangements for the function. Bachelorette party. Cheer’s bitches. Meaning…dog. Come, I’ll explain everything to you. You mean actual dogs and bitches. What else do you expect
in a big hotel like this? They’re paying 5000 to cats and dogs. Isn’t my mother enough..
What is she doing there! Who is it? Who is it? Toothpaste. I forgot mine… Sir, it’s ready. You can check the
temperature of the water. Boss, we’re not shooting a soap ad. It’s a ritual. You go. Go. – Okay, sir. Thank you. It’s done. Come…sit. You can watch that newsreader
of yours tomorrow. Come now. Just a minute, Roli. They’re showing the weather report. Heavy rains, is the prediction. You drown yourself, I am coming. Come, sit. So listen,
I’ve made a list of modern vows… …for a modern wedding. Yeah…first one. You won’t convert to half a Punjabi… …but she’ll become a full Brahmin. Meaning…no meat. Mom, I am a chef.
I run a continental restaurant. I can’t cook potato wedges. Son, just say yes for now… I saw that wink. And Punnu, if you don’t
agree to these terms, I will.. Fine, fine, I agree. I am going. I am going to die. Careful. Enough. – That was just the first,
now for the second. The second vow. We’ll name your first child. I will. You’ve already turned
into half Englishman. God knows what name you’ll come up
with like Tom, Dick or Harry. – Mom. At least let me name my kids. It’s our kids, not yours alone.
Be quiet. No one even realized
how soon you two grew up. Uncle, aunty, grandpa…they
all raised you together. If you don’t answer
my questions correctly… …consider this wedding canceled. First question. How many beauty marks
does Shahana have on her body? Your options are, A, 21. B, 37 Or C, 19. Your options are wrong. It’s 33. She must respect her elders,
touch our feet. And we don’t have
this kissing culture. Mom.. Tell her…there are a
couple in places she cant see. If you want you can
count again and check. Son, count properly. These hotel people always
increase the plate count. Go honey. Stop it. Right answer. Mom. Is it done? Can I go? No not done. – Next question. What is Shahana’s favorite position? Missionary. She likes Missionary pastry. Why are you laughing? Ranjeet. Ranjeet. Don’t mess up the entire basin. Leave it. I’ll do it. There’s only one downside
of marrying your secretary. She doesn’t let you
keep a new secretary. Or she’ll find a secretary… …that you can never
get distracted by. Are you drunk? No…Just a little… happy-happy. Shahana is very sensible. She’s just like you. You did a great job, Sushi. Are your wife and kids
coming for the wedding? Yes.. ..tomorrow morning. Goodnight. Goodnight. Here… No, it’s yours. Yes, it’s mine. Dare Time! Shahana has to call one of her exes… …and tell him that
she still loves him. I know exactly which one to call.
– No, no. Ma’am, you said yes, you have do dare. Cheering cheering Hi, babe…I… I miss you. I miss those evenings,
those nights, those afternoons… I think I still… You think we could… You know, kind of get together. Now last dare for the night. You have to manage a quickie… …before we finish eating this cake. Shut up, okay. Go run. Run. Hi. Hi. What are you doing? If Mom… I sent that cake as well. I came to thank you. Cool. Now you.. – No, now you. Have you gone mad. Dad has a habit of wandering
around … Shahana, please. Our party isn’t over yet… …and I must thank you
before they finish the cake. Okay, okay…not here. Only three minutes left,
your time starts now. – Okay. Okay. Hey… Hey…Wasim. You [email protected]*k#r… Pawan. – Listen to me… Oh my, God. Stop it. – You could
you do that with my sister? What are you doing? Stop! Leave me! Is he your nephew? Nephew? But kissing on the lips? Mom, it must be a mistake. It wasn’t a mistake, Punnu.
I saw it myself. They kissed deliberately. That boy’s sc**** everything up.

About the author

Comments

  1. Hey I have to work in this movies or in short or in b,c grade movies bollywood , telugu ,oriya,mharati gujrati ,south , bengla etc movies mujhe bhi movies mein kaam work role karna hai koi bhi kaam hoo please call or whatsapp me 9795952956 and Girls women for fun sex u can call me any time and it's keep everything too secret and private it's my promise any where I can come u have to arrange my tickets money hotels rent everything I'm yours call me 9795952956 call for sex anyone can call me and u have to pay money for when I'm there and girls women ur girls can call me for his marriage party if she want to enjoy bachelor party i chand dance or sexy dance in party or threesone sex enjoy in movies style sex romance if u want,, only only for girls women only call me for sex sex only girls' boys dont call me ever..And girls, womens all me for sex party,pub, disco ,travelling anywhere they want me I'm there marriage girls bachelor party anywhere any kind of work girls women want from me they can call me any time they have to pay money

  2. am I an old lady in a 22 year old body??? Raam raam mere mun se kyun nikal raha? yeah, it's entertaining to watch, but brain says, what a fuss and infusion of unnecessary culture!

  3. yes sex is a good thing and should not be made taboo….but bc bas sex hi hai kya life me…bas sex sex sex…hadd hai…aur bhi bahut kuch constructive aur creative hai life me. Chutiyapa ko modernisation ka naam de rakha hai.

  4. Muslim londe sirf doosre gharo me muh marne ka kaam krte h khud ki behn ko to ghr se nikalne bhi ni dete ek Baar burqa utar kr khul kr zeene ki azadj to do apni behno ko phir dekho

  5. Ye film hi bigad rhe hai . Maa Se kese bn ke baat krta hai . Or wife hi har galat baat ko aasani Se maan rha hai .

  6. Khud itni badi randi को wife banane jaraha hai…… Bahan to बिगडे़गी ही ना………
    Bhenchod pagal hogaye है bhosdi k feminism के naam par लडकियों को randiya बना के रख दिए है…… Chutiye sale….

  7. Sagar Kumar ,Bhenchod khud TM Brahman Hindu kuttai apni dalits and Kashtrya orto ki shadi nichly zaat and achoot kehkar kutto sai karwatai ho sati kardehtai ho harami Jo Muslim ortai burkha pehanti Hain wo apni marzi sai pehanti Hain zabardasti nahi hai or kitni respect hai orto ki Islam Mai tujhay nahi pata Tere India sai ziada secular and liberal Muslims countries hai jakar turkey , Azerbaijan , Morocco , Lebanon , khazakhstan ,Jordan , Malaysia and Indonesia jakar dekh Hindu ladkio ko orange dress sai azadi deh .

  8. Bakwas kuch to lihaz kr lo ijaazat ki tumlog k aise videos se bchhe bigd rhe h glt prabhav pd rha h unpr

  9. BC India ki Sanskriti karab Kar Rahe hai ye log.forener logo ko India ki Sanskriti Achi lagti hai.

  10. bc punjabi log aise badnaam kardiye, daaru tak to thik hai but punjabi hindu sabse jada sanskari hote ha .

  11. No cultural values in so many stuffs I see now a days. What happened Bollywood serieses? I think it's a beginning of a new era of the western culture.

  12. thats the ultra modern society sons dnt know who is his father??? because his mom sucks lots of pappas dick

  13. Whats is wrong with people.. what they want to prove .. all these nonsense doesn't show modern . This is how you are uneducated and bloody gawar. Please bachaiye .. bhaut khatre me hai apki izzat..!

  14. नाम बड़े और दर्शन छोटे, इस वेब सीरीज के लिये बिल्कुल ठीक बैठता है, वैसे यशराज की वेब सीरीज है "बैंग बाजा बारात" लेकिन मैंने अपनी लाइफ ने इससे ज्यादा घटिया,बकबास, और टाइम बर्बाद करने वाली वेब सीरीज नही देखी, मुझे लगता है कोई घटिया वेब सीरीज भी इससे लाख गुना अच्छी होगी, इसमे ऐसा क्या था देखने लायक, 🙏🙏🙏🙏😡😡😡😡😔😔😔😔

  15. Who are people behind such cheep movies,what is there motive, direct attacking on our traditions, values, trying to brainwash the young generations by mocking on own root, shame..shame..

  16. Good job fuckin Illuminati!
    Took over entire Bollywood to ruin our culture. Great!
    Now. No more marriages or family. Only fuck and porn. Bullshit

  17. What is this ?? I thought it was a normal rom-com ..But this is worst than hollywood ?? Even hollywood wouldn't go this low..When People in India protested against padmavaati, everyone thought Indians respect their tradition and can't tolerate the distortion of their culture..But when craps like these are made, no one is against it..NO WONDER WHY DELHI IS THE RAPE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD..INDIA TOPS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF CRIME AGAINST WOMEN IN THE LAST DECADE..RAPES AND GANGRAPES ARE COMMON IN INDIA..ESPECIALLY NORTH INDIA RECORDS 90% OF CRIMES AGAINST WOMEN..EVEN RAPES OF MINORS ( 5 YEAR OLD) HAS BECOME COMMON..THIS IS A SHAME ON HUMANITY..Its hilarious.This is not Indian culture as far as i know..They are certainly sending a wrong message and spoiling the youth..Which is why objectification of women is there in India..This is one of the major factors responsible for Crime against women..What's the use of going for candle light march at the India gate after rapes and gangrapes, when no one is bothered to take any step against factors responsible for it..What's the use of making all those hue and cry ( that the accused should be hanged) when everything has already been done ?
    Prevention is Better than Cure..

  18. All the guys in india stay away from these kind of girls..They are the next generation prostitutes..Infact prostitutes are better than these girls..Why do we curse them? They do it for their livelihood..They don't do it for fun.. BUT THESE KIND OF GIRLS PREFER SEX AS THEIR HOBBY..
    So, Before being in a relationship, you must ensure that she is not one of these species…Only if you want to live a happy life..Choice is yours..

  19. This confirms that rural women in India are Million times better than urban women..You won't find these kind of girls in rural India.. Rural India is the Real India.Rural India is the Best India…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *