Ram: YEEAHHH!!! Ram: Dad says “act our age”! You heard the man- -It’s time to RAGE! Kids: Blast the bass, turn out the light! Ain’t nobody home tonight! R: Drink, smoke, it’s all cool! Let’s get naked in my pool! Kids: Punch the wall and start a fight! Ain’t nobody home tonight! Kurt: His folks got a water bed! Come upstairs and “rest” your head! R: Let’s rub each other’s backs… 😉 … While watching porn on Cinemax!! Kids: Ahhh! The folks are gone! It’s time for big fun! (roll credits) Big Fun! We’re up ’till dawn! Havin’ some big fun! (Big fun!) When mom and dad forget to lock the liquor cabinet- It’s big fun! Big fun! BIG FUN! WOO!! Very drunk Veronica: Okay, okay, okay…~ So it’s salt, and then lime, and theeeen SHOT! Heather M: No, it’s salt, then shot… Heather C: You’re doing it WRONG! V: Wait, REALLY?? ‘Cause I feel GREAT! Hot Guy: Veronica! You are lookin’ GOOD tonight! V: WHOA. 0.0 A hot guy smiled at me! Without a trace of mockery! Kids: Everyone’s high as a kite! Ain’t nobody home tonight! V: Stoned, zoned, I should quit!- HEY, is that weed?! I want a hit! Kids: Fill that joint and roll it tight! Ain’t nobody home tonight! V: Dreams are coming true, when people laugh- -But not at you! I’m not alone! I’m not afraid! I feel like Bono at Live Aid! (lol what is this reference) Kids: The house is ours! It’s time for big fun! (Big fun!) Let’s use their showers! That sounds like big fun! (Big fun!) Crack open one more case! (with the boys) V: .///. I think that’s what they call third base. Kids: Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! V: That actually looks like-! Kids: Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! WOO! R: Alright people, LISTEN UP!! What is Westerburg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday’s game?! Kurt: We’re gonna make them go WEE! WEE! WEE! WEE! Kids: Big fun! Big fun! Heather D: Way to show maturity! Kids: Big fun! Big fun! Duke: Quit it, jackass, get OFF of me!! Kids: Big fun! Big fun! V: Yo! Ram, emergency! I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence! Ram (murder voice): I HATE freshmen……. WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE PRICKS? I’M COMIN’ FOR YOU! V: Hey are you okay?? Duke: I didn’t need your help! V: Aww! Thanks Heather, but I don’t really have to vomit right now! -classic Veronica laugh- Ks: The party’s hot, hot hot! It’s time for big fun! Big fun! Kurt: YOU NEED A JELLO SHOT! Ks: We’re having big fun! Big fun! Chandler: Martha Dumptruck in the flesh…! Duke: Here comes the cootie squad! We should- Chandler: SHUT UP, HEATHER! Duke: Sorry, Heather… McNamara: Look who’s with her, oh my GOD! The Heathers: Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang… …Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! V: I… can’t believe you actually came! Martha: It’s exciting, right? Oh! I wanna say hello to Ram! I brought sparkling cider!! Chandler: Showing up here took some guts. Time to RIP THEM OUT. Duke: Well who’s this pig remind you of? Especially the snout! Chandler: HAH! The Heathers: Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang… Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Ram: Where the hell are those freshmen?? Martha: … Hi, Ram! Ah, I wasn’t going to come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note… Ram: What note? Why you gotta be so weird all the time? People wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal. PSDLFJKSTJTLSK!!!! There’s no alcohol in here!! Are you trying to poison me? Ks: Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang! DIGGETY-DANG-A-DANG! The folks are gone!! It’s time for big fun! Big fun! We’re up ’till dawn! Havin’ some big fun! Big fun! So let the speakers blow, they’ll buy another stereo! Our folks got no clue ’bout all the shit their children do! Why are they surprised whenever we’re unsupervised? It’s big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! Big fun! BIG FUN! WOOOO!!!