Billy Madison (1/9) Movie CLIP – Billy at Dinner (1995) HD

I ate some Triscuit crackers
in the car. You should’ve had some.
Well, maybe if
you’d told me… there were delicious
Triscuit crackers, I could
have enjoyed them with you. I’m sorry.
Well, sorry doesn’t put
the Triscuit crackers in my stomach. Does it, Carl?
Gentlemen. I’m sorry
to have kept you waiting. Have you all met? Eric Gordon,
my executive vice president. And our operations manager,
Carl Alphonse. Sit down, gentlemen.
Sit down.Beautiful table.Good seeing you, sir.Where’s Billy? Juanita said he’d be down
in a few minutes. I’m sure you’ll all be
very impressed. Shampoo is better! I go on first
and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair
silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool?
Really! Stop looking at me,
swan! [Slurping][Slurping Continues]Eh, Carl, what’s up?
Nothin’ much,
Billy. I see you got
a little sun today.
You think so? I fell asleep by the pool
for a few hours. Did you fall asleep,
or did you pass out? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Shut up! That’s enough, Billy. Because you took
your own sweet-ass time
coming down here tonight, these gentlemen
are going to miss
their last flights home. This guy can stay in my room,
I’ll tell you that much. [Laughing] [Gnawing Sounds] Billy,
eat your soup. It’s good soup. Well, gentlemen,I can’t thank you enough for
coming out here this evening.[Shouting Gibberish] Please, Billy.
No gibberish tonight.
Please, I beg you. Sorry, Daddy. This is a big night
for me tonight.I have an important announcement
to make.[Gibberish] That’s it, Billy.
Get the hell out of here! [Gibberish] – Nice talkin’ to you, Billy.
– [Continues Gibberish]

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  1. Billy's gibberish is the language I speak when I ask my teacher why I failed the exam

  2. The guy who made the “pass out” joke is a douche, especially when he mocked the way the Billy guy eats.

  3. If you notice later on in the movie there is a 7-Eleven Slurpee machine in Billy's tent. I would love to have a 7-Eleven Slurpee machine in my garage. And an Icee machine too. Why go to 7-Eleven to buy a Slurpee when I can just go out to my garage and get one. I love Icees too. Even slushes

  4. If you look at this movie from a different perspective its a sad movie about a young adult who is mentally challenged and those around him ignore it.

  5. "Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really fool?! Really!"


  6. This movie is the epiphany of funny. I’m not ashamed to laugh my heart & soul out every time I watch this!!! Lol 😂

    Carl: “I see you got some sun today.”
    Billy: “oh yeah, I feel asleep by the pool for a few hours.”
    Eric: “Did ya fall asleep or did ya pass out?”
    Billy: “haa haa haa…SHUT UP?!”

  7. Now that I’m old enough to comprehend everything… he wasn’t stupid he was mentally ill😂😂😂

  8. I never found Adam funny at all.. I mean, every movie he's in he has the same look and 95% of the time plays the same character! Like, really? Again??

  9. It’s funny how his dads associates aren’t super wierded out. Like dude, that’s a grown man with no mental retardation acting like a child. And ol mr. Madison let that go on in his home for many years. HUGE RED FLAG if ur considering going into business with this man

  10. This scene reminds me hiw Sandlers comedy genre
    resides between infantile and adolescent. There is no subtlety or depth to it at all.
    It is in fact inferior to toilet humour. It may be best labelled as fart humour. Their is no payoff or punchline – just a bad stink. Its really not funny at all, especially that ridiculous voice he puts on.




    My favorite:

    All my childhood, I loved imitating him, and frankly I still do. 😂

    🤪 2:48 yala hoo-hoo…sabba duu…… DEYOHH!!!!!!!

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