Birthday Boy – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

– Well, son, are you ready
to open your present? – Whoa. – It’s your very own pony. – Dad, you idiot,
I wanted an X-Bocks. – Not so fast, son. This isn’t just a pony. For within this pony
is the antidote. An antidote, you ask? Why, the antidote for the poison
that was in your birthday cake! [ making thunder sounds ] Oh, yes, that’s right, son. You ate a poison. Now you get to choose
either to kill the pony to retrieve the antidote,
or spare the pony and let yourself die. The clock is ticking,
birthday boy. [ sinister laughter ]
[ clock ticking ] Come on, pony. [ scream ] [ sobbing ] Happy birthday, son. [ music ] [ laughter ] Well, it would seem that the
lesson was more valuable than the present. Hey, boy? [ music ]

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  1. I just love how the kids behind him look absolutely mortified when he pulls the Xbox out of the pony’s stomach.

  2. If I were given 3 wishes:

    1) A million wishes
    2) I wish I was richer
    3) I wish that the pony in this video was just a pinata

  3. Woulda been funnier if he stabbed the dad and he was like "well, shit, this wasn't what I expected".

  4. I hate this channel and video because horse are great and kind animals even though it an animation it still so hurtful

  5. But hey at least u got ur xbocks and all u needed to do was kill a pony bravo 👏🙏🙏🙏😀😀😀😀 1:16

  6. This video provides one great message: life is not easy and sometimes you have to do hard things .

    Also, you may be related to sadistic bastards… (ب_ب)

  7. For those of you who have not heard of that tragic stabbing at that college campus in New York recently, let's hope that that sweet innocent freshman's killer is brought to justice!

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