Celebrate International Women’s Day with a song by Flo & Joan


– There are some people in the world who don’t know what a woman is. Some people have never even seen a woman. So for those of you
who are a bit confused, we’re gonna tell you some
neat facts about women. ♫ Some women got eyes ♫ And some women got a nose ♫ Some women got a cheek ♫ And another cheek and a neck – Yeah, women got a neck. ♫ Some women got bones ♫ And some women got skin ♫ Some women got feet ♫ Yeah, they got two feet ♫ And they use them to
walk down a regular street ♫ Yeah, baby, it’s Women’s Day ♫ The world keeps spinning
with goddamn women ♫ Women’s Day ♫ Find a woman and tell
her she’s a woman, woo ♫ Women’s Day ♫ Let it shine, it’s lady time ♫ Clap your hands, shout hooray ♫ Yeah, it’s Women’s Day ♫ Ooh ♫ Some women ride bikes ♫ And some women ride horses ♫ Giddy-giddy, neigh-neigh ♫ Some people crawl to
wherever they got to go ♫ And some women monorail ♫ If a city they’re in has a monorail ♫ Some women can count to one ♫ And some women can count to two ♫ Some women can count to three ♫ And some women can count to ♫ Ooh, I don’t know what number comes next ♫ Women’s Day ♫ One, two, three, Women’s Day ♫ What are you waiting for – Four!
♫ Women’s Day ♫ One, two, three, four ♫ And if all these things apply to you ♫ Then maybe you’re a woman too ♫ Some women play sports ♫ And some women don’t ♫ Some women read books ♫ And some women don’t ♫ Some women watch movies ♫ And some women don’t ♫ Some women have a choice ♫ And some women don’t ♫ Women can pick things up ♫ And they can put it back down ♫ Then they pick it up ♫ Then they put it back down ♫ Then they pick it up ♫ Then they put it back down
♫ Then they pick it up ♫ Then they put it back down
♫ Then they pick it up ♫ Then they put it back
♫ Where did all that time go ♫ Women’s Day ♫ It’s also National Proofreading Day ♫ Proofreading Day ♫ Celebrate good spelling and grammar ♫ Proofreading Day ♫ We don’t talk enough about proofreading – Wait, this song’s about women. ♫ Oh, yeah ♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman ♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman ♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman ♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman – All the girls!
♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman – All the boys!
♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman – Everybody!
♫ I’m a woman, I’m a woman I’m a woman, I’m a woman – I’m a Mormon! ♫ Women’s Day ♫ Wave a woman in the air
like you just don’t care ♫ Women’s Day ♫ And if she gets dizzy, then put her down ♫ Women’s Day ♫ Celebrate them women all over the world ♫ Clap your hands, shout ♫ Yeah, it’s Women’s Day ♫ They’re not that
different from you or me ♫ Women’s Day ♫ Talk to one to find out more ♫ Women’s Day ♫ They’re real good fun, we promise, woo ♫ Clap your hands, shout hooray ♫ Yeah, it’s Women’s Day, yeah (laughing)

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  1. I think I get it. It's making fun of having days set aside for this or that or something else.
    I agree more or less but really don't want to give up international baby alligators who were flushed down the toilet day
    because that would really be insensitive. Thank you.

  2. These Girls ARE Wonderful! With it being International Day and with me being Russian – I must admit – I love them both… and the way they play and sing is amazing and charming and so irresistibly female… although I thought English women are not as good as Russian are… The girl with an egg looks Russian by the way – just like my sister! And the one playing IS out-of-this-world in ALL respects… I never said it in my entire LIFE – but I said it now… I can't have enough of watching her… she must BE quite a PERSONALITY… Thank you very much girls! YOU MADE IT !!! CONGRATS !!!

  3. "Wave a woman in the air like you just don't care" "And if she gets dizzy put her down" 😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant.

  4. Some of their stuff is good, this is rubbish though, the one in grey looks like she is trying to hold in a bout of diarrhoea

  5. They claim that some women have those things, which means they're claiming that not all women have bones, skin etc.

  6. What about the women that have penises. I do believe you have excluded about 23 1/3 of the recognized genders. BTW, I noticed you never used the word think, which is accuracy by omission.

  7. ladies wonderful song but…. women have breasts that's what makes them different from men oh and the can give birth too.
    still your kinda funny stay well

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