GOOFY: Allow me to introduce my good friend, and the incredible conductor: Mickey Mouse! MICKEY: Hi, everyone! I’m happy you’re here! Everything’s all ready now! So, let our celebration of the music from the kingdom of dreams and magic begin! Isn’t it wonderful? On to the land of adventure! ♪ In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room ♪ ♪ All the birds sing words
and the flowers croon ♪ ♪ In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room ♪ ♪ Welcome to our tropical hideaway,
you lucky people, you ♪ ♪ If we weren’t in the show starting right away,
we’d be in the audience too! ♪ ♪ In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room,
in the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room ♪ ♪ All the birds sing words,
and the flowers croon ♪ ♪ In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room ♪ BIRD: Are you really the Big Kahuna? STITCH: No! Me Stitch! GHOSTLY VOICE: Proceed at your own risk… these be the last friendly words you’ll hear… SKULL: Avast there! Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty old pirates, eh? MICKEY: Let’s go! SKULL: Sure, you’ve come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight—with both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey…. MICKEY: Let’s sail! COUNTRY BEARS: ♪ We hope that you’ll be comin’ back again! ♪ ♪ That you’ll drop in and see us now and then! ♪ ♪ Come again! (and return!) ♪ ♪ Come again! (Anytime!) ♪ ♪ We hope that you’ll be comin’ back again! ♪ BUFF: So long, folks! GHOST HOST: Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your… Ghost… Host… Is this haunted room actually stretching?
Or is it your imagination? MICKEY: Be careful… VULTURE: So, you’re lookin’ for a laughin’ place, eh? We’ll show you a laughin’ place! MICKEY: Wait, stop! Wait, don’t do that! EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear,
for the last time! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: Not today, Zurg! EVIL EMPEROR ZURG: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear! I have won! BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I’ll never give in! To infinity and beyond! PA: Star Tours 1401, you are cleared for departure COMPUTER: Auto take-off sequence initiated C-3PO: R2, I am not programmed to fly these things. Now, just turn us around this instant before we get into trouble! It’s the Imperial Army! R2, lightspeed! Now! Hang on, everyone! I have a bad feeling about this… Brakes! Brakes! Where are the brakes?! So sorry for the inconvenience. We hope you enjoyed your flight! Oh, and uh, thank you for flying Star Tours! MICKEY: Wow! What an incredible celebration! This really is the place where dreams come true!