Chris Hardwick Had His Bachelor Party at Disneyland


>>Jimmy: HELLO, GOOD TO SEE YOU, GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. >>Jimmy: YOU LOOK VERY STYLISH.>>THANK YOU, I CALL THIS FANCY HAN SOLO, THOUGH PANTS HERE. >>Jimmy: BY THE WAY, I HEARD YESTERDAY YOU GOT A SPECIAL SOMETHING AND THAT YOU BROUGHT A PHOTOGRAPH TO SHARE WITH US. >>I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS GOING TO MEAN ANYTHING ELSE — >>Jimmy: IT WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO MANY. >>I LOVE DISNEY STUFF. THIS IS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL HAUNTED MANSION PAINTINGS, HAND PAINTED.>>Jimmy: THE ONE THAT STRETCHED OUT?>>YES, “IS THIS ROOM ACTUALLY STRETCHING? “THIS ONE.>>Jimmy: HOW’D YOU GET THIS?>>I KNOW A GUY.>>Jimmy: YEAH?>>YEAH. I KNOW A GUY, THERE’S A DEALER, GO IN THE BACK ALLEY, HE OPENS HIS COAT. >>Jimmy: WHEN THERE IS A DEALER, THESE PEOPLE ARE STEALING THIS STUFF FROM DISNEYLAND. >>THEY’RE NOT. THEY WEREN’T GOING TO USE IT FOR ANYTHING SO I HAD TO HAVE IT. YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT LIKE I’M SUCH A HUGE DISNEY COLLECTOR. A HUGE DISNEY GUY. SO MY WIFE, HER BACHELORETTE PARTY, SHE DID A FUN THING AT HEARST CASTLE. THEN MY BACHELOR PARTY, WE WENT TO DISNEYLAND, YOU GUYS. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] OH, IT WAS OFF THE HOOK, OFF THE HOOK. STUFFING DOLLARS INTO MINNIE’S POLKA DOT PANTIES. “HANDS OFF THE GIRLS, FELLAS.”>>Jimmy: MUST HAVE GOT PRETTY CRAZY. IS YOUR HOUSE FILLED WITH DISNEY STUFF?>>MY WIFE COLLECTS HORROR PROPS AND I HAVE THE DISNEY STUFF. >>Jimmy: QUITE A COMBINATION. >>IT IS. THIS WAS MY FOLEY GRAIL. MY WIFE LYDIA, LEGIT SHE WANTS TO FIND ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CHUCKY DOLLS FROM THE MOVIE. >>Jimmy: HOW DO YOU GO ABOUT THAT?>>YOU GO INTO A CURSED TOY SHOP. AND IT MURDERS EVERYONE CLOSE TO YOU IN YOUR LIFE. THAT’S WHAT WE’RE HOPING FOR. >>Jimmy: I REMEMBER WHEN YOU GUYS WERE ENGAGED. YOU AND YOUR WIFE. OH, THIS IS SO GREAT, BECAUSE SHE LIKES ALL THIS STUFF, I COLLECT ALL THESE THINGS, WHATEVER. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: I THOUGHT LIKE, OH, THAT’S GOING TO CHANGE. AS SOON AS YOU GUYS ARE REALLY –>>NO, SHE’S WORSE THAN I AM. >>Jimmy: SHE’S WORSE, OH REALLY?>>I KNOW I MARRIED THE RIGHT PERSON BECAUSE NOW I’M THE ONE THAT — I LITERALLY SAID THIS OUT LOUD TO MY WIFE LAST YEAR. “HONEY, IF YOU DON’T STOP BUY HORG ERROR PROPS THERE’S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH ROOM FOR OUR VINTAGE TAX DETERMINEMY.” WHO GETS TO SAY THAT? WHAT A GIFT. >>Jimmy: YOU HAVE STUFFED ANIMALS AS WELL?>>YEAH, A GIANT PREHISTORIC CAVE BEAR SKELETON, OLD VINTAGE TAXIDERMY. >>Jimmy: YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE A SEPARATE HOUSE FOR CHILDREN. >>YES, I DON’T WANT THEM TOUCHING MY OF MY [ BLEEP ]. THESE ARE DADDY’S TOYS!

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  1. Does Chris just come on talk shows to talk about his wife's horror prop collection, and things related to his wedding? I've heard these things so many times…

  2. I literally just watched Neil Patrick Harris talk about this at James Corden's show. And mentioned that he outbid chris for another painting

  3. And I was so proud that I just purchased a tiny piece of authenticated haunted mansion stretching room wallpaper from the 1980 renovation when they replaced it 😂 oh well I guess you're painting might be cooler but I'm very proud of the wallpaper mounted and hanging in my collection😍

  4. I hate Chris Hardwick The Walking Dead is gone awful so we have to stop talking about it so he is irrelevant now

    And I’ve never heard him say anything funny he’s more annoying

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