Crucible Cast Party [feat. Lin-Manuel Miranda] – SNL


>>WITCHCRAFT CAN BE A WICKED
THING, JOHN PROCTOR.>>HE CANNOT HIDE HIS SINS ANY
MORE.>>HE HAS HIS GOODNESS NOW.
I SHALL NOT TAKE IT FROM HIM.>>GOD REST HIS SOUL.
♪♪♪>>OH, HEY.
WE JUST FINISHED OUR HIGH SCHOOL PERFORMANCE OF “THE CRUCIBLE.”
>>AND WE DIDN’T MESS UP AT ALL.>>SO NOW IT’S TIME TO GET NASTY
AT THE HORNIEST EVENT IN TOWN.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
IT’S THE CAST PARTY.>>THIS YEAR IT’S AT
CODY SHUCK’S HOUSE.>>AND WE’RE GOING TO RIP IT UP
ALL NIGHT UNTIL 11:45. ♪♪♪
♪ GONNA HIT THE PARTY LIKE I JUST HIT ALL MY CUES
MAKING EYES AT GUYS AS TAN AS MY CHARACTER SHOES ♪
♪ MY PARENTS GAVE ME A BOUQUET BUT TONIGHT
I NEED MY HANDS FREE ♪ ♪ I’M THE BADDEST BITCH
IN SIGHT WHO PLAYED A WITCH TONIGHT ♪
♪ I SEE ZACHARY MARCELLI GONNA HELP HIM GET IT UP
HOPE HE LIKES A SEXY TEEN IN OLD AGE MAKEUP ♪
♪ GOTTA HIT HIM WITH THE MOVES
THE MOST RISQUE I KNOW ♪ ♪ IT’S THE CHOREOGRAPHY
FROM CHICAGO ♪ ♪ ALL AROUND THE ROOM
EVERY BOY WANTS ME WHICH ONE WILL I CHOOSE
EVERY BOY WANTS A PIECE ♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ TWENTY FIVE VIRGINS AND A LOT OF SPRITE AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪ ♪ GOT MY EYE ON ALEX BARD
WANNA BONE BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW SO I’M GONNA STEAL HIS
HAT FROM HIM ♪ ♪ AND JUST SORTA
WALK AROUND DAMN THIS PARTY’S
OFF THE CHAIN ♪ ♪ IT’S THE 10:00 PM
MASSAGE TRAIN ♪ ♪ ALL THE LIGHTS
MUST STAY UP THAT’S THE RULE FROM
CODY’S MOM ♪ ♪ MIKEY MAZARINO HAS A
STOLEN CIGARETTE TAKE A PUFF SO HE CAN SEE
HOW NASTY I CAN GET ♪ ♪ THEN I CALL MY MOM AND DAD
AND TELL THEM EVERYTHING ‘CAUSE IF WE DON’T HAVE ♪
♪ OUR PARENTS’ TRUST WE DON’T HAVE ANYTHING ♪
♪ GRAB THE CUTEST BOY AND STEAL HIM AWAY
CLOSE AND LOCK THE DOORS ♪ ♪ AND WATCH A DVD
OF OUR PLAY ♪>>WHAT SAY YOU, GOODY PROCTOR?
>>YOU’RE SO GOOD IN THAT SCENE.>>YOU WERE TOO.
>>OH, UM — WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
>>I DON’T KNOW. MAYBE WE COULD GO AND GET SOME
PRETZELS?>>OH.
HECK YEAH. I LOVE PRETZELS.
♪♪♪ ♪ AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ EVERYBODY COMES BUT NOBODY NUTS
AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ HEY I’M SENIOR CODY SHUCK AND YOU ALL ARE IN LUCK
THEY CALL ME MISTER TRIPLE THREAT ♪
♪ CUZ I CAN DANCE SING AND [ BLEEP ]E THAT’S WHY
I’M ALWAYS THE LEAD ♪
♪ THE PARENTS ALL COME TO SEE ME
I WAS THE PHANTOM IN PHANTOM ♪
♪ AND I WAS SWEENEY IN SWEENEY
AND NOW I’M HERE TO GET FREAKY ♪
♪ SO LADIES TAKE OFF YOUR TOPS
AND COME OVER AND GET ♪ ♪ A SHOW SHIRT
OUT OF THIS BOX YOUR NAMES ARE LISTED
ALPHABETICAL ♪ ♪ INCREDIBLY LEGIBLE
AND IF YOU ARE ON THE CREW THEN YOU’RE IN
A PARENTHETICAL ♪ ♪ I GOT BITCHES
ALL AROUND ME AND THEY’RE DOWN ON THEIR KNEES ♪
♪ BEGGING WILL YOU SIGN MY POSTER
FOR MY BEDROOM PLEASE ♪ ♪ NOW HERE’S A BIG SECRET
DON’T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS BUT IF YOU SEX ME RIGHT
TONIGHT I’LL TELL YOU ♪ ♪ WHAT THE SPRING SHOW IS
I’LL LAY YOU DOWN ON THE BED AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR ♪
♪ THAT MRS. DONAHUE SAID WE COULD DO RENT THIS YEAR
AND I CAN’T WAIT FOR REHEARSAL ♪
♪ I’MMA BE IN IT TO WIN IT WE START IN FIVE HUNDRED
TWENTY-FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES ♪
♪ OH YEAH AT THE
CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪
♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY
WORKED UP VIRGINS WHO LOVE TO SING ♪
♪ AT THE CRUCIBLE CAST PAR-TAY ♪
[ VOCALIZING ]>>ENOUGH!
>>MOM! ♪ CRUCIBLE CAST PARTY ♪♪♪

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  1. Not enough unnecessary harmonizing, but other than that I feel like an exposed theatre kid
    Edit: Also the Cigarette would’ve been a Juul or a pen but other than that these are cats social events in a nutshell

  2. we’re doing the crucible for our fall play this year, last year we all went out to a restaurant for the party (with reservations of course, we aren’t assholes)

  3. In Belgium, we don't actually play "The Crucible" in high school's drama class, but I can assure that the rest of the video is perfectly true (except that we can drink alcohol since we're around 13).

  4. everyone is saying "omg this is so accurate cast parties are like this" lmao why are your cast parties so dry? there was drugs and alcohol at mine.

  5. Idk about y’all, but the drama kids at my school are fuckin wild. My freshman year, 3 people got alcohol poisoning at the cast party after Hairspray.

  6. In the great words of illymation, “ I came here for a good time but now I’m feeling so attacked right now” 😂😂😂

  7. Girls too unexperienced to notice that most guys are gay.

    "If we don't have our parents' trust then we don't have anything".

    Massage trains.

    Using the next play as a leverage to get laid.

    Out of nowhere high notes.

    Pointless, endless harmonizing.

    VIRGIN KIDS TRYING TO GEEEEET NAAAASTY (before midnight).

    Damn, the SNL cast loves acting so much that they will smash its head to the ground with their loving parodies.

  8. Lmao they be having a party while the stage crew has strike until 11 pm then go to a restaurant to mess around until 1:30 am

  9. Lol I'm reading this book in school and some kids did a rap about it and they presented it. This is much better than the one at my school.

  10. in the beginning kate is elizabeth proctor, but when they watch the dvd kate says “what say you, goody proctor?” in this essay i will-

  11. The least accurate thing about this video is the fact that they implied people actually sleep at cast parties before 5am

  12. That feeling when you were always on the tech crew so only like three people signed your shirt and no one knew you

  13. “Wanna bone but I don’t know how, so I’m just gonna steal his hat and sorta walk around”
    me: oh… so that’s why I saw that happening all the time. Interesting.

  14. lol I wouldn’t know bout cast parties cause I’m a techie and we are busy doing a get out till 2am after the last show

  15. The fact that it was a big deal to do Rent was so accurate. We were so close to doing Rent in high school, and everyone was so excited until we ended up doing Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

  16. Aidy: "these boys are obsessed with me"
    All the boys: flirting with eachother

    As a guy who did high school theatre that is accurate

  17. I know it's been mentioned before in the comments but Melissa Villaseñor's singing at 3:34 is just pure fire… Must have replayed that part 10 times in a row..

  18. just did my first high school show with a cast party and this is weirdly accurate, our theatre director literally shaved a kid’s head i-

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