Welcome friend, to Edgar Allan Poe’s Murder Mystery Invite Only Casual Dinner Party/Gala For Friends Potluck. Sorry we’re late! When will someone be murdered? Look here, before this night goes on,I have something to say! [scream] Fine! Then the murder mystery is underway. Please, a grave and sinister act has been committed here this evening! Yeah…Louisa May’s dress. I mean to fetch an inspector! Oh, good evening! A toast to ending this horrible night! No, no no no, this was supposed to be a…uh… uh… Lenore? A good time? A good time! Who do you think we are? The Austens? [laughter] [screaming] Oh dear. You came to this fool’s house for a night of quiet entertainment, and he has endangered you. A lie on a lie, on another lie! A lie sandwich! What? Really? Gathering the most brilliant minds in literature? Something was bound to happen. Don’t do murder!