End of the Year Party Part 3 | MPGIS S4 | Episode 12


Previously on The Most Popular Girls in School… We’re the only friends you have. Some friends, huh? You treat me like shit,
you blow up my car, I’m done. Brittnay Matthews, Mercenary Cheerleader. I have a plan, Brittnay. Sunday, Monday is part of my fucking- We’re gonna swap this video with the end
of the year video that they’re showing at Tanner Christiansen’s party. Goddamnit! Doing this new thing with Shay. Oh, okay, how can I help? You don’t want to be a part of this, Trisha. Fuckin high school should be called fuckin
dumb school. I hired some mercenary cheerleaders of our
own. You really think they’d hurt her? What the fuck was that? Hey, powderpuff! Oh, son of a bitch! AAHHH I just fuckin did my hair! Ow, ow, ow. You fuckin mother fucker I will fuckin kill
you, you son of a fuckin cunt! This isn’t gonna end until someone is completely
obliterated. That somebody is not gonna be me. Deandra here writes some pretty great songs.
Can you guys use this equipment to record music too? I need you to leave my butthole… here comes
the poop… She’s the girl with the golden voice, ha
ha! This was supposed to be fun! But it’s not fun anymore! It hasn’t been for a long time. You guys turned it into something ugly. I’ll show them! I’ll sing a cappella! She fuckin blew me right there in the fuckin
bathroom, man, it was the fuckin best! Oh man, fuckin been there… sort of… Oh come on, choke him out, choke him out,
choke him out! Get- get- get the fuck off of me! We’re all kind of worried that Shaw maybe
isn’t, um, a very good influence on you. What do you mean, they don’t want you to
hang out with me? You need to be Than, homie. I do need to be Than. What the fuck Trisha! Mackenzie?! What the
fuck do you want now, bitch?! I don’t know what the fuck is going on either!
So why don’t you chill the fuck… ENOUGH! Um, Trisha, are… are you ok? No, I’m fucking sick of this shit. The two
of you are friends. Best friends. And I might be dumb, but I’m not blind. Anyone with two
eyes and two hearts can see that the two of you are lost without each other. Were mistakes
made? Yeah! Were feelings hurt? You’re god damn right they were! Trisha, it’s- No, you shut up. You shut up Mackenzie, I’m
talking. Wow! Ok! Should you have blown up her car? No! Should
you have refused her apology and joined up with Shay Van Buren? Fuck no! But what’s done
is done, and we can’t change the past. All we can do is accept the reality of the situation
we find ourselves in today. And the reality of that situation is that you two need each
other. Brittnay, you make Mackenzie stronger! Mackenzie, you make Brittnay smarter. Together,
the two are fucking unstoppable! You’re the leaders of the greatest cheer squad
in the history of the world. You can win championships, expose corruption, you two can be President…
consecutively, or simultaneously, whatever you want. But apart, well, you two can’t get
much of anything done, can you? You two were the reason I joined this squad. You made me
believe in something, and that something was “I am awesome and everyone else sucks nuts.”
More importantly, without each other, you’re missing your best friend. And if there’s one
thing that I’ve learned in this crazy fucking world, it’s that shit ain’t worth living if
you ain’t got your best friend. Let me tell you a little story about some best friends
I happen to know very well. Their names are Matt and Ben. They wrote a movie together
and they won a fucking Oscar. That’s right, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck teamed up together
and won a fucking Oscar. They split up and went their separate ways, and that’s when
Reindeer Games happened, Gigli happened. No one wants to buy a fucking zoo, Matt Damon.
But then when they got back together, beautiful art happened. I’m talking Argo, I’m talking
The Town, I’m talking Gone Girl. That shit was amazing. Brittnay, Mackenzie. There are
only two things I care about in this world. One of them is the cheer squad, and the second
is the career of Ben Affleck. And I’ve seen one rise from the ashes! And I want to see
another! So what’s it gonna be?  Uh, I was- I was just, um, just using the
bathroom in there. Didn’t hear a thing. If you’ll excuse me I’m just gonna make my way
out of here- So where were we? Ah right: bears, friend
or- no, no, uh, that’s not, uh, sorry that was a different conversation, oh, yes… We’re
not leaving this room until we’re leaving it together. What do you say? I should have never blown up your car without
consulting you first. I’m… I’m sorry. You know, all you had to do was ask. I would’ve
happily punched Jenna Darabond in the face for you. I know. But I wanted the credit. I wanted
everyone to know that I came up with this elaborate scheme and I wanted everybody to
be really impressed by it and tell me how great it was. I’m sorry. Hey, am I really that much better? Instead
of listening to your apology, I destroyed the cheer squad, forged an alliance with our
mortal enemy, broke into your house, and was all set to humiliate you in front of the entire
school.  To be fair, though, I did kind of unleash
a band of mercenary cheerleaders on you who went rogue and tried to kill you. Wait what happened? Eh, you didn’t know what you were doing, they
were pussies anyways.  Well I should’ve known better. Stupid fucks. Hey, you didn’t have anybody on your squad
who could properly vet them. Somebody who could take them through the paces- Evaluate their back handsprings- See if they could hold up a pyramid- Tell you if they had what it takes to actually
be a cheerleader. I could have used somebody like that. You sure could have. Still got an open spot
on your squad? Awwwwww… We have a bunch of spots, actually. Hey, maybe
me and you could build the team back up together? As long as I get to yell and curse at people,
I’m in. Yaaaaay!!! It’s… it’s good to have you back Britt. I do have one condition, though. I know, I know, don’t fuck you, don’t ever
fuck you. No, no, something else. Alright everybody! Who’s having a good time
out there, huh?! Whoo! Let’s make some fucking noise! Alright, it’s time for the moment we’ve
all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, Deandra! I am on a stage. I’m on this stage and I’m
singing my jams. Hey where are the sick beats? Everybody loves me because I’m beautiful and
very famous.  You sound like you’re getting run over by
a car right now! I’m very famous. I think that I’m better than most people, and I am because I’m talented! You suck! And I’m great. The sick beats were the best part! And everybody loves me! Why does everybody
have a sad face on? Oh no, this is not good. Hello? Hey Tanner? Than, where are you? You left four hours ago. Oh yeah, about that, I don’t think I’m gonna
make it back. What? Why? Listen, Tanner let the guys know it’s been
real. I appreciate everything you guys have done for me, but this bird’s gotta fly, baby.
Gotta fly so high. What? I’m sorry, Than, I can’t understand
you. You never have. And that’s the way it’s gotta
be, Tanner. I hope you understand, I’ve gotta be Than. What the fuck? You are Than. Right? This is…
Than? Yes I am… now. Now, now I’m Than. Is that…
is that what you mean? Than, you’re acting super weird. I gotta be
honest it’s kind of fucking annoying. Yeah but also kind of endearing at the same
time, I know. It’s kind of how I work. And that’s how it’s gotta be. Have fun tonight,
I’m sure it’ll be fun, and by fun I mean, uh… you know, dumb. Ok. Alright, well I guess I’ll just let the
guys know. Hey, don’t think of this as goodbye. Just
think of it as, I’ll see you in the bathroom. I won’t think of it as that. Goodbye Than. See you naked in the bathroom. What? No- How’d they take it? Pretty good, I think. Alright then bro, let’s get back to fucking! Sweetie, who was that? It was Jon- I mean, Than. Uh Tanner, this situation’s escalating. Uh, yeah, we’re gonna need to nip it in the
bud. They’re starting to throw fruit. And vegetables! Those are- That’s crudite! That’s
crudite! That’s for everybody to share! Throw food at me, I don’t give a fuck. I’m
fucking Queen D. Suck my dick! You throw fruit, you little son of a bitch. Tell you what,
why don’t you throw some of those wings too? Ah, throw some wings? Haha, joke’s on you,
I enjoy food being thrown at me! I’ll give a special prize to the person who gets it
right in my mouth. But don’t throw wings in my mouth cause they have, they have bones
and I’ll choke and then I’ll die. And I don’t want to die. I’m not gonna die today, you
jerks! I will not die today!  Alright, alright. Thank you Deandra, that
was something. Alright, hey, uh, let’s stop throwing fruit and- Brittnay where the fuck did you go? I’ve been
looking everywhere for you! Oh, hello Mackenzie, looks like’s it just about that time, huh?
Don’t worry, though, you’re gonna have an entire summer with no friends to think about
just how unpopular you are. Tell her, Britt.  Actually Shay, Mackenzie and I have worked
out our differences. Yeah, so suck on that, you mealy-mouthed,
backstabbing little bitch! What?! After everything we’ve been through? Eh, turns out anything’s better than hanging
out with you. Ooooo, haha, nice! Sick burn, Britt. Thanks, Mack! Haha! Jesus you two make me sick. Well, congratulations
Brittnay, Mackenzie is about to go down, and since you’re besties again, you’re about to
go down right along with her! But then again, you’re used to going down on things, aren’t
you? Alright, can we just play the end of the year
video, please? Thanks! Hey let me tell you a little something about
Amberlynn Weggers. Amberlynn Weggers is a fake ass bitch! You know it, I know it, everybody
knows it. What the fuck?! Oh no! I- I really need to work on myself. Fucking Ashley Katchadourian, fucking blue-haired
dumbass bitch, thinking she’s fucking cool…Matthew Derringer doesn’t even have a penis. Hahaha! And there it is. That was coming somehow. Trisha 2? More like Trisha I’m fucking stupid
and like fucking really dumb, get it?… So fucking Tanner Christiansen… GAY! And not
in the cool way. And then fucking Saison. How do you say, I’m a bad mother? That’s how
you fucking say it. Fucking Blaine, learn how to fucking wrap it up. Waaah! You two mother fuckers! You had planned this
all along, didn’t you?! You no good, two-timing, backstabbing, little fucking bitches! I had nothing to do with this. Me neither. Well then who the hell did? I did. What?! That’s right. On the day of your family reunion… Mackenzie has to be taught a lesson. And if
I have to work with Shay Van Buren to teach her that lesson, then so be it. But I’m not
gonna drag you down with me. Get out of here, kid. Trisha 2? More like Trisha I’m fucking stupid
and- But I switched the tapes, how did you- Who do you think was in charge of setting
up all this video equipment, Shay? Thank my beautiful girlfriend and her hookup
with the high school AV Club. The Overland Park AV Club, proud presenters
of- The Trisha Show! Featuring Trisha! No! This can’t be happening! I can’t be outsmarted
by, by- Trisha! And I helped! Sometimes! Well, actually, just
a little. This isn’t over, Trisha! Mackenzie! Brittnay!
This isn’t over! Oh don’t worry Shay, this will never be over! Alright, well, here is your last request Britt,
my car is now officially yours. And congratulations to you, you are now the
proud owner of a semi-used Leaf.  Oh, you didn’t warn me about all the bullet
holes. Right. Sorry about that. Ok, so, we’re even now, right? Almost. Now we’re even. Yup, I definitely had that one coming.

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  1. This is perfecttt!! Mack and Brit came back together and Shay got fucked over and everything is back to how it should be 💕💕

  2. Am I the only one who actually LOVED this season? It's really cool se get to see different sides of the characters and I feel like a little drama is always necessary!

  3. i noticed Brittny’s thumbs are bending upwards like there about to fall off….I’ve had that happen to a Barbie doll I once had. Hope y’all have superglue. 😝

  4. Shay is actually nicer than Mackenzie and Shay. All she did was say what she felt and her opinion. Mackenzie blew up a car and Brittany killed four men. Shay compared to them is tame.

  5. just gonna put it out there buuuut_
    my otp in this show is mackenzie x brittnay.. without eachother theyre just halfs

  6. Okay but I absolutely LOVE Shay so much. She’s my favorite character ever. She’s not half as bitchy or mean as the cheerleaders and she’s hilarious. I’ve always been team Shay

  7. Ahaha, Makenzi and Brittany's Reunion was kinda unexpected but exchanging cars and blowing that Nissan Leaf was the best moment my presence was blessed with, hell yeah!

  8. No. Not shay. Why couldn’t they all just be friends. Britt was the reason i started watching this but i gotta say, she disappointed me in the end.

  9. Thank you, Justin Michaelson. You're subtle infidelity has started a saga of murder, drama, betrayal, and alliances….eddas that could challenge GoT and the gods themselves.

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