Oh boy! This costume’s gonna kill! Hey everyone, a pinata Free candy!! (Cheering) Woah, woah (screaming) Every Costume Party Ever Man, I’m sick and tired of people always getting my costume wrong. Oh cool! A black lumberjack! Man no! I’m just a lumberjack. But there’s no way anyone’s gonna confuse my costume this year. (laughs) (laughs) Woahhhh, dude! You’re black Nick Fury! What are you supposed to be? A human. Centipede. See you later dude. Sweet. Oh, dang it. Ah I knew this might happen. Don’t worry I brought a backup. Me too. I’ll go change. Okay, cool. CRAP! I’ve never placed in a costume contest. Nice costume. Get that at Party City? That’s my fridge. Yeah. I knew that. It’s obvious OOOOOH! SPOOOKYYY!!! Wonder Woman, really? Those types of costumes are so mainstream. Right. That’s why I’m dressed as something only a true cinephile would get which is the trash can is the corner of the third scene of The Last Mimzy. I can top that. I’m one of the female Na’vi from Avatar. But with nipples, which is a super rare version of the Na’vi because the only place they exist are in James Cameron’s sex dreams. Well, I’m dressed as the transphobic alley cat with AIDS from the scene that was taken out of the final cut of The Aristocats. Oh my god, wait! That guy is the janitor from the quadruple spin-off of Game of Thrones, a series that won’t air for another 20 years that hasn’t been written or conceived. Actually, no, I’m just here to fix the bathroom, somebody shoved an 11 costume down the toilet! Oh my god I love your costume! Oh.. Man people really need to control their alcohol. Yeah she’s really wasted. Oh no no no this is my costume im the drug girl! Oh! WOO!!! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?! Ohhh.. Wow shes good. Yeah she must do cosplay like professionally. WOOHOOHOO!!! YEAH! COWBOY! I LOVE HALLOWEEN! Okay everybody.. the winner of the Halloween costume contest is… Stamp 11! (others jeering) Every costume party ever! *ow* *ow* I dont have any candy! *ow* *ow* Well, you better find some candy. Yeah! Where’s the candy? Hey guys thanks for watching every costume party ever. If you want to watch every mcdonalds ever click on the little box on the left and if you want to watch every haunted house ever.. click the box on the right.