Every Firefly Fun House episode


[MUSIC]>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Did you miss me? So how I have missed you, but I knew that we would be
back together some day. I saw it in my dreams. This is the Firefly Fun House.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>And my name is Bray Wyatt.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>We’re gonna have so much fun here. This is my special place and
all my fireflies can feel safe here. [SOUND] And I cannot wait to
show you all what I’ve learned. [SOUND] And I want to introduce you to some very special friends that I met along the way.>>[LAUGH] [MUSIC]>>Yeah, I’m Mercy, the Buzzard.>>Hi, I’m Abby, the Witch.>>[SOUND] You are going to love them. Now, I used to be a very bad man.>>[APPLAUSE]>>Okay, I deserve that. But trust me, I have been barbarically
punished for all my wrong doings.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>And that part of me is dead now. However, I do keep a reminder so that not even in my
weakest moment will I ever turn into that pathetic
slob loser ever again. See?>>[APPLAUSE]>>[SOUND] Just getting started here. And remember Fireflies,
I’ll always light the way. And all you have to do is let me in. [LAUGH] I’ll see you next week. [LAUGH] [MUSIC]>>[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]>>[FOREIGN] As you can see,
I love to paint. Painting is a way for
me to express my suppressed feelings. And when you’re expressing yourself, [SOUND] no one can ever truly hurt you. [LAUGH]
>>[SOUND] What’s up, Bray? Are you painting over there, dude?>>Hey, its Rambling Rabbit. I sure am Rambling Rabbit. Would you like to see? [SOUND] [LAUGH] Well? [SOUND]>>Hey, this is no time for games.>>Yowie wowie. You better run Rambling Rabbit,
Abby the Witch is awake. [SOUND]
>>Woah, I’m out of here. [SOUND]
>>What did I tell you about fooling around in the Fun House? You didn’t learn your lesson
from last time, did you? You were a very bad boy.>>Whoa, take it easy, Abby. That’s all in the past. Besides, I’m really sorry for what I did. I mean, all of you forgive me, right?>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Fine, just keep it down when I’m
trying to get my beauty rest.>>[SOUND] That’s Abby the Witch, she is a bit of a sociopath.>>[LAUGH]
>>Hey, is sociopath like the word of the day or
something?>>[SOUND] You know what Rambling Rabbit,
I think you’re right. Sociopath is the word of the day. Sociopath, [SOUND] S-O-C-I-O-P-A-T-H. [SOUND] Sociopath. [LAUGH]
>>[APPLAUSE]>>Well, I think that’s all the time we have for today. But remember my Fireflies,
as always I’ll light the way. And all you have to do is let me in. See you.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Bye, thank you. [LAUGH] [MUSIC]>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Hello, and welcome to the Firefly Fun House. [LAUGH].
>>[APPLAUSE]>>Now today, It’s going to be a really, really fun day. Hey, what’s going on over there?>>[SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>Hey, Mercy the Buzzard, what you got there?>>[SOUND] It’s nothing.>>[SOUND] Come on Hermano,
we’re all friends here. Show us what’s in the box.>>Back off man. I said it was nothing.>>[SOUND] What are you trying to hide,
Mercy?>>None of your damn business, Abby. Now go to sleep you old hag.>>All right, all right, all right. Everybody calm down. Let’s just see what all
the fuss is about Mercy. Let me see right-
>>[SOUND]>>[LAUGH] Okay, yeah.>>[SOUND] Yowee wowee, is this Rambling Rabbit? [SOUND] What have you done? [SOUND]
>>I despise Rambling Rabbit. [SOUND] He was trying to force me to
adhere to his Bohemian worldview and ideologies, you know what I mean?>>[SOUND]
>>Mercy. [SOUND]
>>It’s perfectly okay to express yourself anyway you want to,
[SOUND] whether it’s painting a painting, [SOUND] flying a kite, [SOUND] or
ribbing Rambling Rabbit to shreds. [SOUND] The point is you can be forgiven. No matter what, just like I was.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>In fact, I think you should be rewarded. [SOUND]
>>Are you saying what I think you’re saying?>>I think I am. Picnic time. [MUSIC] Hey everybody. [LAUGH] Now remember, my fireflies,
I will always light the way. And all you have to do is let me in. Bye. [LAUGH] [MUSIC] Hey there, I’m over here.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>No, silly, not there. Yowie wowie, you found me. [LAUGH]
>>[APPLAUSE]>>And I’m sure glad you did, because this week, I have a secret.>>[SOUND]
>>Shh.>>You woke me up for this? It better be good.>>Yeah, let’s hurry it up. I got stuff to do.>>Come on. [SOUND] [LAUGH]
>>It’s almost time for me to show the world what
I’ve really been working. But, I can’t do it alone, no. I’m gonna need the help
of all my fireflies. So, who’s with me?>>[SOUND]>>That just warms my soul. But don’t worry. There’s still a lot of
darkness in this old noggin. But this time it’s different. This time I learned how to harness it,
how to control it. [SOUND] So what do you say? [MUSIC] Do you wanna see my secret? [MUSIC]>>Let me in, let me in. Little star, how I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high,
like a diamond in the sky. [MUSIC] Twinkle twinkle little star,
how I wonder what you are. [MUSIC] [SOUND]
>>Let me in. [SOUND] [MUSIC]>>[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]>>Hi, did you enjoy my little secret?>>Yes.
>>[LAUGH] I know you would.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>I like to call him Finn. But don’t you worry,
he’s here to protect us.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>The truth is, people say and do horrible things.>>Aah.>>Sometimes I find it hard
to find my confidence. Sometimes I find it hard to be brave.>>[SOUND]
>>Especially when I’m all alone. But when I do this. [SOUND] [MUSIC] I can be anything that I want to be.>>What are you talking about? You just don’t wanna be seen
how much a sicko you are.>>[LAUGH] I’m not a sicko, Abby. You know that.>>What are you, a doctor then? [SOUND]>>Uh-huh, the diagnosis is in. Just as I suspected,
Abby the witch, you’re a bully.>>Why won’t you let me rest.>>[LAUGH]
I’ll never let you rest. Never.>>I can’t stand it. I don’t want to be stock
in this limbo anymore.>>Yeah weh, wow weah. [SOUND] Did someone say limbo? [MUSIC] Now, remember my fireflies,
I will always light the way. And all you have to do is. [MUSIC] Let me in.>>[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]>>The following is a very special
episode of Firefly Fun House. [MUSIC]>>Today I have something super
serious to talk to you about. [SOUND] Exercise.>>[SOUND] [MUSIC]>>[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]>>When it comes to mind, body and
spirit, to be at your best. You gotta look good, and feel good. [MUSIC] This is my friend Huskus the Pig Boy. And as you can see,
he doesn’t take very good care of himself. [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH] But the chocolate feels so good in my little piggy belly. I want more.>>[MUSIC] [MUSIC] Nobody’s gonna tell you this buddy,
but one day all this excessiveness and this gluttony is gonna come
back to bite you in the tail. But one day you could be great. One day people are gonna tell
you that you’re a genius. Their gonna say you have
the whole world in your hands. [SOUND]
Really? Really. Yey. [SOUND] [MUSIC] No. The both of you better get your act
together or you’re- Yowie wowie. Hold on, boss. Huskies will get his act together. [NOISE]
Trust me. And I know the perfect way to start. Hit it. You got it, dude. [MUSIC] Now shake those hips and
let your backbone slip. Pull up your pants, and
do the muscle man dance. [MUSIC] Just follow my voice,
you don’t really have a choice. And pull up your pants, and
do the muscle man dance. [MUSIC] Now wiggle your behind. [MUSIC] Erase your mind. Pull up your pants, and
do muscle man dance. [MUSIC] [LAUGH] [MUSIC] Wow Huskies, we’re ready for
a night out on the town. Yey. Thank you, Bray, I feel better already. See what happens when you trust me? [APPLAUSE] And remember my fireflies, I will always light the way, and
all you have to do is, let me in. Bye, see ya, see ya. [MUSIC] Yey. [SOUND]
Konnichiwa, I’m just doing a little handiwork
around here at the Fun House. [LAUGH] [SOUND] Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, holy guacamole, what’s going on here? What’s up Bray? Mercy try to eat me again. I’m not food, dude. It’s the law of the jungle,
you dumb bunny. [LAUGH]
Mercy. [SOUND] Do you want me to get the Fiend? [SOUND] [LAUGH]
I didn’t think so. [SOUND] So,
[SOUND] how about we let fate decide? Yey. What, [SOUND] Rambling Rabbit, it’s your lucky day. [APPLAUSE] The floor is yours. [SOUND] I have lot to say, dude. It’s not cool to eat your friends,
no matter how hungry you are. Come to think of it, I really don’t
feel safe, but it might be time for me to expose some of what’s really been
going on here in the Fun House, dude. [SOUND]
Now, why would you go and do something like that? [SOUND] [LAUGH] [SOUND] Whoa,
dude, not cool. No, [LAUGH]. No, no, no, dude. [SOUND] Are you okay, Rambling Rabbit? Aw. [SOUND] Yowie wowie, it’s delicious. [APPLAUSE]
Which reminds me. [SOUND] Today’s episode
is brought to you by Ramblin Rabbit’s Bohemian
Breakfast Spread. Start every morning with a smash. [LAUGH] And remember my fireflies,
I’ll always light the way. And all you have to do is,
[SOUND] let me in. [LAUGH]
Bye. See you later. Bye. [MUSIC] Yey [APPLAUSE]. Hey there. As you can see, I’m gardening. [LAUGH] Our minds,
they’re just like gardens. And all yours needs is
a little bit of water, a little bit of sunshine, and
it’ll make your ideas grow. [APPLAUSE] But
some ideas are full of worms. [SOUND] And that’s no good. [SOUND] People throughout your
life will always lie to you. For instance, I bet your parents
told you that the Earth is round? But have they actually traveled
around the whole world? [LAUGH] I don’t think so. And I bet your teachers told
you that dinosaurs are extinct. [LAUGH] What do they know, right? [SOUND] Me,
I know what it feels like to not belong. Aw. I know what it feels like to be different. [SOUND] And
that’s why I built this place for us. So we can all be together. [SOUND] And I want you all to join us here where the fun never has to end. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. Join us. [LAUGH] People worship what they fear. Fear is power. Follow the leader. [MUSIC] Erase your mind. Erase your mind. Erase your mind. Follow the leader. Follow the leader. Follow the leader. Follow the leader. Follow the leader. Follow. Follow the leader. [INAUDIBLE] Follow the leader, follow the leader, follow the leader. Let me in. [LAUGH] [MUSIC] [MUSIC] The Fiend, or whatever name
you wanna call yourself today, I’m here to challenge you
to a match at SummerSlam.>>[APPLAUSE] [MUSIC]>>Yey.>>Yowie wowie.>>[APPLAUSE]
>>Hi Finn. You, my friend are so brave.>>Aw.>>Seriously, it’s inspiring. It’s also the reason that Mercy, Rambling Rabbit, and
I are such humongous fans of yours. But as for the The Fiend,
well, he’s not such a big fan. No matter how many times we tell
him how super duper you are. [LAUGH] Hey, you ready for some big news?>>Yey [APPLAUSE].>>I bet you are. Guess what, The Fiend is officially
accepting your challenge for a match at SummerSlam.>>Yey [APPLAUSE]. [SOUND]
>>And, I should warn you though. While you are an extraordinary man, The Fiend is no man. The Fiend is an abomination. The Fiend is power. [MUSIC] The Fiend remembers. [MUSIC] Let me in. [MUSIC] [LAUGH] Let me in. [MUSIC]>>Yey [APPLAUSE].>>Hello, what’s up dudes and dudettes. It’s your pal, Rambling Rabbit.>>Yey [APPLAUSE].>>I’m so excited because I’m Finn Balor’s biggest fun, yeah. [MUSIC] He’s all super brave one.>>Aw.>>He flies through
the air like a honeybee. [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>And he is extraordinary. [SOUND] But
Finn Balor made a very big mistake. The Fiend is unleashed. [SOUND] [MUSIC] Finn doesn’t understand
what Fun House really is. It’s a, whoa, I’m out of here, dude. [MUSIC]>>[LAUGH] Let me in. [SOUND] [MUSIC]>>Yey [APPLAUSE]. [SOUND]
>>Hi. [LAUGH]
>>Yey [APPLAUSE].>>My SummerSlam opponent Finn Balor
is not afraid of anything. And I love that. [LAUGH] But, just like my good friend,
Huskies the pig boy here, loves to stuff his face with chocolate and other sugary snacks to
cover up his insecurities. [SOUND]
>>[LAUGH]>>I’m afraid that Finn’s courage is really just ignorance in disguise. After all, he invited The Fiend
to his doorstep willingly. [LAUGH]
Yowie wowie. [LAUGH] And I, I mean, we’ve hurt him for so long now.>>[LAUGH]
>>And I think it’s Finn Balor’s turn to hurt. The Fiend is coming for him.>>[LAUGH] [MUSIC]>>Let me in. [MUSIC] Let me in, let me in. Let me in. [MUSIC]

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  1. I like the angle Bray Wyatt's character is headed. This one could be right up there with the Undertaker in terms of how dark it can really get.

  2. Episode suggestion:
    Bray takes the camera, and reveals that the camera man for the firefly funhouse segments was just a corpse with his eyes sewn like his head lantern.

  3. I think blues clues is too scared to sue… not just cause they’ll lose in court but because… you know he’s a fiend

  4. 4:36 did Bray channel his inner Nacho (Jack Black) lol also the only thing I hated about all of this was the shots of the crowd and I’m pretty sure this was Kevin “Bugs Bunny” Dunn lol

  5. Such expression change! Just like a professional actor. The dialogue and the naming of the characters also have a very deeper meaning. The best character build up by WWE so far next to Undertaker or like him!

  6. Sometimes you just gotta love the firefly fun house for how it is!i really love it!Watching a whole compilation of firefly fun house is just so comfortable and fun!thank you “The Fiend” Bray Wyatt for starting this whole thing because I honestly love it so much!so thank you

  7. A Nice Match would be The Fiend vs Aleister Black for the Universal Championship inside Hell In A Cell <3. Would the story to and around it be directed by Triple H, then it would turn out to be one hell of a ride and money maker too 😀

  8. Why do I get the feeling that it's taking place in the still smoking remains of the Wyatt Compound, and Bray somehow crawled there from the Lake of Reincarnation, and he is going through some kind of Pink Floyd trip where he's creating all of this in his head while he twists and writhes on the floor?

  9. Bray is basically Mick Foley

    Mick Foley – Husky Harrison
    Cactus Jack – Bray Wyatt (Duck Dynasty)
    Dude Love – Bray Wyatt (Fire Fly Fun House Host)
    Mankind – Bray Wyatt (The Fiend)

  10. I don’t understand who actually downed any of these firefly fun house segments must be other promotions paying for downs lmao

  11. This guy is in a league of his own. What a talent and personality. He's not generic like every other wwe star who bore me to death. It's just like the wwe to ruin his whole persona though eventually. Bray wyatts old character with the wyaat family was a total waste he had the best gimmicks yet they never let him win a match. Definitely the undertaker of this generation

  12. “-bray: goes all serious: do us a favor and let me in-“ “-bray two seconds later: -all happy OK BYE!!!-“

  13. You can tell by 3:54 that the fiend is coming after Randy Orton because he burned sister Abigail can’t wait for that match 😉😉

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