You’re coming in two hours How
I mean wow come come
Shit Saheb, there’s no vegetable in the house Make dal I’m coming
let me at least take a bath Saheb, there’s no soap to wash utensils! So wash it with shampoo Your brother isn’t scared of anybody Shhh, my landlord is calling Hello, Uncle!
Yes, uncle, I’ll pay the rent tomorrow Bye This was just like that Saheb, should I throw the beer bottles No! Have you gone mad It’ll pay for next week’s beer! Bro, there’s been a huge tragedy
There’s no beer left and today is a ‘dry day’ Cheers
I know it’s a little untidy But I’m a bachelor no?
Shit, I think I forgot to pay the electricty bill
What the fuck? Are you single
What! Just asking for a friend Can I get something to eat?
Yes There’s roti
What’s this? I’ll iron it Hey
Let’s go drinking tonight? Nope
Tomorrow Next year, you’ll surely come ? Come come
Sit, sit Hi
Hi Nice place
So, what’s up ? Nothing, just the same old shit What’s this
It’s not mine Yuck, then whose is it? Yuck Hey, this is mine!
And it’s fresh Should I wear it ?
Yes I’ll be back So guys! You just watched Every Indian Bachelor
in the world Let’s go, babies!
Seriously At least you’ll come