Family Guy – Lois’ Midlife Crisis

Happy birthday Louis you guys shouldn’t have done this hey anytime You can celebrate the end of someone’s periods everyone everyone. I have something to say to my dearest Louis on her birthday What a journey. We’ve had together. You know life has a way of changing things What were once two firm impressive mountain peaks have become a barren strip mined muddy landslide that droops ever downward What were once pink and succulent rose petals now take the form of the shredded raggedy blown out end piece of a practical jokers exploding cigar Louis you may not be the young filly you were when I met you But you’re still my reliable old plow horse who’s there each day to pull the plow to help around the barn and let the husband Horse slap a bat chatter now, and then well. I guess that’s it I love you, sweetheart And I have a lovely gift of the batch slapping variety waiting for you when I’m just the right amount of drunk – Louis Louis mom geez what the hell’s her problem Peter, she was already feeling insecure about her age And then you went and gave her that horrible speech. I don’t blame her nobody likes to be humiliated in public. I’m King steely eye Ruth an iron fist Lalala lalala look at me mmm in my office now Hey any you guys seen your mother she never came to bed last night, I can’t find her anywhere what the hell Mom are you okay Louis? What’s going on? What’s going on Peter. I got highlights. I went shopping and a hat – So it’s tight a now Peter I think Lois might be having a midlife crisis come on dude So what’s the happen my wheels and head to the beach with some Ultimate Frisbee? Yeah, Sheldon, I’m with you I Can’t I can’t do that Hey sweets JK. I don’t follow you you’re lame, but look who just got herself a sick new tat Oh my god, mom. I know I can’t believe it. He’s huh, I guess one of my flaws is I’m just kind of brave No That’s great actually because now anyone walking behind You will know that you had $60 wow that is awesome Louis your bum looks like an NBA guy’s arm except It’s not paying someone to install a PlayStation in a car Louis you do know that’s permanent good Then that means my ass is gonna look young forever Guys yeah, yeah, I gotta go shoot one into the sink What’s going on mom was acting and dressing like a 20 year old? I know what I’m worried about her You can’t just pretend to be something you’re not yes, just ask Edward Scissorhands Okay, now. I’m an excellent night nurse so you two get some much-deserved sleep and don’t worry about a thing I will take such loving care of this wonderful little gift And when you wake up well-rested your precious little baby will be smiling as bright as the Sun It’s dead Bitch if she washed my belt again. I am gonna hit her with my dry witted belt. What is it Louis? I was watching Oh Louis what the hell you doing tell me Peter do me right here in the basement? You mean this room we’re in or you bum no this room Peter right here on the carpet Oh, so you mean the front just get over here and kiss me. Let’s have sex on all the clean folded laundry Well Lois. I gotta say. I like this new you I like it a lot In your mouth oh my god, that’s so disturbing I know gross yeah, and my hearings a lot better, so I hear like suction and stuff

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  1. "When you wake up well rested your persouse baby will be smiling as bright as the sun" … 3 seconds later. . …. "It's dead " ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  2. LMFAOOO BOYYYY why did Peter roast his wifeโ€™s titties like that ??!!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. โ€œThis room right here peter. On the carpetโ€
    โ€œOh so you mean the frontโ€
    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ YOOOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Peter Been roasting his wife this whole episode

  4. Stewieee๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

  5. Family guy I love your videos z๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’”

  6. Oh yeah peter yes im on fire destroy me and this laundry me:๐Ÿ˜ hell yes hands down like this part hit the like button if anybody else likes this part i only want 5 likes

  7. Didnโ€™t Peter have a midlife crisis before? He hung out with Bill Clinton to the point where Lois got upset about it. Not to mention he was sad about his old age.

  8. U mean this room weโ€™re in or your bum!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  9. 2:23 Maybe Brianโ€™s collar is blocking him from doing that turtleneck thing. Or itโ€™s because heโ€™s a dog.

  10. I love it every time Loisโ€™ dad is on screen just because he randomly says stuffs random like in this one with his โ€˜BIRTHDAYโ€™

  11. I bet Family Guy and Simpsons would be more popular if Lois had her long hair and if Marge had her long hair. ๐Ÿ˜‰ They are both sexier when their let their hair down. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. Iโ€™ll take care of the Beautiful little angel and when u wake up well rested ur precious little baby will be smiling as brite as the sun๐ŸŒผ…….then he comes back in 3 seconds saying it dead๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ me: I was dying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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