Fire Island – SNL


>>AUDIENCES ARE BUZZING ABOUT
“FIRE ISLAND,” A NEW REALITY SHOW ON LOGO ABOUT SIX SEXY GAY
GUYS SHARING A BEACH HOUSE.>>COCKTAILS, SUNSHINE.
>>BOYS.>>IT’S A GAY DISNEYLAND, Y’ALL.
>>AND IF YOU LIKE SEPARATING TYPES OF PEOPLE INTO SHOWS,
YOU’LL LOVE LOGO’S OTHER NEW REALITY SHOW, “CHERRY GROVE,”
ABOUT A GROUP OF AFFLUENT LESBIANS, ONE BEACH AWAY.
[ BABIES CRYING ]>>HEY BETH, DID YOU PACK MY
WATER SOCKS? BETH?
BETH? BETH?
>>SPEND A WEEKEND WITH THESE SEXY STUDS.
>>21, AND I’M THE CRAZY LITTLE ONE.
>>AND THESE WOMEN.>>I’M 38.
AND I’M THE DAIRY INTOLERANT ONE.
>>GET READY FOR THE INSANE PARTIES.
>>THIS WEEKEND I’M READY FOR ANYTHING.
♪ WHY ♪ ♪ LET’S GO DOWN TO THE WATER’S
EDGE ♪>>IF YOU THINK “FIRE ISLAND” IS
NONSTOP SEX, WAIT ‘TIL YOU SEE WHAT PASSES FOR A BANGFEST IN
“CHERRY GROVE.”>>I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL ME
THAT YOU SEE ME.>>I SEE YOU.
I SEE YOU. [ WEEPING ]
>>THE BOYS MAY LOVE DRAMA –>>ARE YOU [ BLEEP ] KIDDING ME?
>>I’M NOT GONNA ENTERTAIN THIS [ BLEEP ] ANYMORE.
>>BUT WATCH THESE LADIES LOSE IT.
>>HEY, HEY, HEY. I THOUGHT WE SAID NO SCREENS.
>>YOUR RULES.>>I JUST THINK IF WE BOTH AGREE
ON SOMETHING –>>I DO AGREE, BUT WHEN YOU
HAMMER AND YOU HAMMER, IT’S HARD TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOU.
>>I’M SORRY YOU FEEL LIKE I’M HAMMERING.
>>SO GET READY FOR THE RAUNCHIEST —
>>SHH, SHH, SHH.>>CRAZIEST.
[ YELLING ]>>THAT’S A WOLF SANCTUARY ALL
RIGHT.>>GAYEST SUMMER YOU’VE EVER
HAD.>>EXCUSE ME, SIR.
CAN YOU PLEASE LOWER YOUR JAZZ? THERE ARE FIVE MIRACLES OF HOME
WATER BIRTH ASLEEP IN THIS HOUSE.
>>IT’S ALMOST 9:00 P.M.>>”CHERRY GROVE” COMING SOON ON
LOGO.>>YAS, QUEEN, WORK QUEEN, YAS.

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