First Moon Party

First, Jenny got it. Then, stupid Vicki got it. And I tried everything to get my period. Nothing. So, I faked it. Hm, looks like Florida. Yeah, I got it, it s so red. Cherry slush club! Blood sisters. They bought it. Hey Katie, what s this? What do you think it is? I m on my lady s
days. What do I think it is? Rubylicious nail polish. But she doesn t need to know that. We have to celebrate. No we don t. Oh, it s family tradition. We re throwing you a First Moon Party. What the hell is a First Moon Party? Oh, it s one thing to lie to me, but to take
that tone? It s on. Hi, do you make vagina cakes? Hello? Then, people started showing up at my house. Grandpa! Sweetheart, you re so grown up! My grandparents, my friends… This is so weird. My mom s friggin coworkers! There she is! I got you the super pack. These are coffee filters. Yeah, I wasn t sure what brand you liked.
These kids… I just didn’t expect my mom to be such a freak. Pin the pad on the period! Alright, step right
up! Pin the pad on the period? Seriously? Do you know how hard it is to find a uterus
pinata? I used to like marshmallows. Not anymore. This next one s for Katie, and the weirdest
birthday party ever! Mic drop. Music: I m a queen bee come get it, no trippin
, I got everything you need. And when things couldn t get worse… My dad showed up. (Scream) What are you doing? You re missing the vagician. You need to stop this. No one is having fun. What are you taking about? This party is a
hit. Your grandpa is bobbin for ovaries like a
champ. I faked it. (Laughs) Well, maybe you should open this first. Period starter kit? Aren t you going to ground
me for lying? Why do you think I threw you the First Moon
Party? What’d she think, I wouldn’t know? Periods don’t have glitter in them. Sometimes you just gotta wait. 00#��$�����`��/ ��=!��”��*,bd������
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  1. Watching this video makes me think of when i sort of wanted to get mine but now that i have it I’d pay one million dollars for it to go away. 😂

  2. I finally got my period at the age of 14 just before my 15th birthday. I use to beg to get my period but I fucking hate it!! Recently my period lasted over 20 days. 😑

  3. I used to want to get my period so badly, not realizing that it was hell

    If you haven't gotten your period yet, be grateful

  4. Girl you dont want a period. Once you have one you'll hate it and wished you never wanted one in the first place

  5. Periods don’t have glitter in them waits 5 seconds and see a guy with a hotdog and catchup saying sometimes you gotta wait

  6. Ohhhh Honey, just wait when you start your period your gonna be BEGGING it to stop, it's not all fun and games, it sucks A** and it's always super uncomfortable walking through school asking yourself "Did I bleed through my pants" trust me boo boo its not as fun as u think

  7. Bro I’m turning thirteen this month, yet no period. It’s not like I want it, it’s just… I think I’m dying ;-;

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