Football Party – SNL

>>>OH, DAMN, THAT WAS HOLDING.
>>YEAH, CALL IT BACK.>>HELL, KNOW.
THAT’S A TOUCHDOWN, BABY. GO FOR TWO!
>>ALL RIGHT, NOW WE GOT A GAME ON OUR HANDS.
>>YEAH. HEY, WANT SOME BEERS?
>>YEAH, I’D DO ONE.>>HEY!
MAMA!>>DOES YOUR MOM LIVE WITH YOU?
>>NO, I KIND OF LIVE WITH HER.>>WHAT?
>>SHE WASH YOUR DRAWERS FOR YOU TOO?
>>HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
NO, I DO THAT FOR MYSELF.>>GUYS, GO EASY.
SOUNDS KIND OF NICE.>>HEY, YOU BUYS, BREWSKIS!
>>OH, HELL YEAH.>>ALL RIGHT, I CAN SEE HOW A
GUY MIGHT GET USED TO THIS.>>SO YOU THIRSTY, BABY?
>>HELL YEAH, I COULD DRINK SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]>>WHAT?
>>HERE, BABY, GET IN THERE. OOH, THAT CAM NEWTON IS
SOMETHING ELSE! [ LAUGHTER ]
>>MM! WHAT’D I MISS?
DID HE GO FOR TWO?>>UH — WHAT JUST TRANSPIRED,
EXACTLY?>>I WAS THIRSTY SO I HAD A
DRINK.>>BRANDON, DID YOU JUST
BREAST-FEED?>>YEAH.
BREASTFEEDING’S HEALTHY FOR THE MOM AND THE BABY.
>>YOU’RE 43!>>HE’LL ALWAYS BE MY BABY.
>>GROSS!>>I DON’T KNOW, THAT’S PROBABLY
WHY HE’S SO JACKED.>>BINGO, THAT’S EXACTLY
WHY I’M SO JACKED. GOT ANY IDEA HOW MANY VITAMINS
ARE IN THIS ELIXIR?>>IT’S NATURE’S MOST PERFECT
FOOD.>>PLUS IT’S FREE AS HELL.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, MAMA? IF YOU WOULD?
Y’ALL PLANNING THANKSGIVING? YOU’RE WELCOME TO COME HERE, I
DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING.>>I’M GOOD.
>>I’LL BE AROUND.>>STILL WARM.
MM.>>WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE
GAME?>>THEY JUST RECOVERED THE
ONSIDE KICK.>>HELL YEAH!
LET’S GO.>>OH, THAT WILL BE THE SNACKS,
I’LL BE RIGHT BACK.>>BRANDON, WHAT’S THE STORY
HERE, MAN?>>THE STORY?
I’LL TELL YOU THE STORY, ANDREW. I NEVER ONCE HAD AN EAR
INFECTION. I HAVE ZERO ALLERGIES,
NO RESPIRATORY ILLNESSES OR BOUTS OF DIARRHEA.
IS THAT ENOUGH OF A STORY FOR YOU?
>>ALL RIGHT! FRESH-BAKED COOKIES AND MILK!
>>I GUESS I’LL TAKE A COOKIE.>>I’LL HAVE SOME.
>>THANKS.>>NOT FOR ME, GUYS.
I’M GOING TO GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE, EXCUSE ME.
[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]>>GET YOUR MUSCLE MILK.
EASY, BRANDON, YOU GETTING A LITTLE TOOTHY DOWN THERE.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ LAUGHTER ]
>>THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
OH, THAT’S THE GAME, THAT’S THE GAME.
>>BRANDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME TO
WORK. I’M GONNA BE LATE.
>>OH, HEY GUYS. THIS IS MY SISTER ANDREA.
>>HI, NOW LET’S GO.>>NO, NOT BEFORE Y’ALL EAT
SOMETHING. EVERYBODY IN.
>>ALL RIGHT. [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
>>STOP PUSHING, ANDREA! GOOD DAM.
>>YOU’RE WASTING IT!>>ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
I THINK IT’S TIME FOR US TO HEAD OUT.
>>THANKS FROM HAVING US. THANKS FOR HAVING US.
ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
>>I MIGHT CHILL HERE FOR A BIT IF THAT’S COOL.
[ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]