FOX shows making fun of FOX


Ah! We’re unbalanced! It’s not fair! (EXPLOSION) Ah, damn it! That was Fox News. Apparently they own the rights to Hitler’s likeness, and they won’t have him slandered. I’m sorry, Marge, but I won’t live under the same roof as a member of the liberal media! You’ll have to excuse him, he’s been watching a lot of Fox News. Did you know that every day… Mexican gays sneak into this country and unplug our brain-dead ladies. We were cancelled? Yes, I’m afraid the brainless drones who run the delivery network cancelled our license. (GIBBERISH TALKING) (TELEPHONE RINGS) Yes? I see. Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who cancelled us with themselves fired for incompetence. Welcome to Fox News. Your voice for evil. Tonight, we’ll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield’s 24th congressional district. For the Republicans beloved children’s entertainer… Krusty the Klown. And for the Democrats, this guy. I have a name. Then I had this dream that my whole family was just cartoon characters and that our success had led to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News. My problem with liberals, Alan, is that liberals hate America! Son, I don’t know if that’s true. You just contradicted me! You hate America! If I could just get a word in. You hate America! You like the terrorists! Well, I guess you’re right again. Can 15 strippers run their own airline? Find out tonight on Fox’s newest reality hit, Landing Strip. Ladies! Check out what I can do with the oxygen masks. What a great show! Real people with real problems. (LISA SIGHS) This is Fox News with the latest liberal outrage! It seems liberals want to give Nasa the right to abort space missions. Whenever they feel like it. Liberals! I hate them so much! One thing I’ve always wondered, how can Fox News be so conservative of when the Fox Network keeps airing raunchy shows? They don’t fit together. No. No. No. (CHUCKLES) No. Hmm. I think we can do without the crack pipe. Oh, hi! As the Fox censor, it’s my job to protect you from reality. And thanks to my prudent editing, tonight’s special Halloween show has been rated – [TVG] This means there will be no raunchy NBC style sex. Or senseless CBS style violence. Everybody, I got bad news – we’ve been cancelled. Oh no, Peter! How could they do that? Well, unfortunately, Lois, there’s just no more room on the schedule. We’ve just gotta accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80’s Show, Wonderfalls, Fast Lane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pitts, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanted at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunman, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny. Is there no hope? Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot. Hey, wait a minute. Where’s the rest of my posse? They left for their own sitcom on Fox. Ah, yes. Sweet non-judgmental Fox Network, we’re coming in third is a triumph! Wow, Dad. You’re surfing like a pro. Oh, yeah, I’m betting on I lie in the Cayman Islands. I invested in something called news corp. Dad! That’s Fox! Ah! Undo! Undo! Oh. It’s that time again! To make a cheese sandwich? To make the Fox censors cry? No, it’s time to learn today’s lesson. Come on, everyone! Big party in Robot House! (CHEERING) (SHOUT BY LLOYD WILLIAMS) Us again! (ALL KISS) Begone, pests! And give me the bird. We’d love to really, but the Fox censors won’t allow it. (BANNER FALLS DOWN) Hey, Dad. Guess what happened? I am up for a role in a sitcom. It’s called Peas in a Pod. And it’s about this family named the peas, and they live in this house, and their lives and what goes on in their house. And their lives. Fox? Yeah, how’d you know? Forget it, Bart. It’s so bright out you can’t see anything in the sky except the Fox Satellite. Oh my God, Hayley! You’re a journalist! What? Sure! We don’t report the news, we make it! Accuracy is so time-consuming. Fiction is the new fact. Peter? Hello, Peter? Peter, are you there? I can hear you breathing. Yeah, I’m here, and you can forget it! I changed my mind. I don’t care if you do kill me. I’m not gonna kill those kids. If they die, I’ll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays. Other than the fine programs on Fox. For automated stock prices, please state the company name. Animotion. Animotion. Up one in one-half. Yahoo! Yahoo, up six and a quarter. Uh, what is this crap?! Fox Broadcasting. Down eight. (LAUGHS) Hal, we’ve got to do something! What? Sue! Sue Fox to get what? An NFL mugger a lunch date with John Madden? (YAWNS) Oh my God! You knocked Fox off the air! Pfffttt! Like anyone on Earth cares! League of uninformed voters presents the Springfield Mayoral debates. I’m your moderator Larry King. Now a word to our audience, even though we’re being broadcast on Fox. There’s no need for obnoxious hooting and hollering. TV is dangerous. Why the hell doesn’t the government step in and tell us what we can and can’t watch? And shame on the network that puts this junk on the air! Uh, Peter, Peter. Maybe you shouldn’t say anything bad about the network. Oh, why?! What are they gonna do?! Cut our budget? I’m gonna go get a beer. Now to your right, you’ll see 30th Century Fox Studios. Fox uses those searchlights to flying pilots. Then film the resulting plane crashes. (PLANE EXPLODES) Neat! Oh, Neddy. Why has God forsaken us? I can’t imagine what we could have done to… Oh. (FLANDERS GASPS) Oh, no! Uh, Pig. You gotta take better care of the house. These plants are all lifeless and limp. Maybe they’d feel more at home in the bedroom. Al! Oh, ho, ho! (THUNDER) Uh-oh! Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch Fox and be damned for all eternity! Lois, you can’t possibly be considering working for Fox News. Well, why not? Why not?! Because they’re evil! And they distort the truth, and they do the bidding of the republican party. And they, what other reasons do you need? Why do they always treat us like dumb kids? We’re practically old enough to find the Fox Network infantile. Yeah, we’ll show ’em. Lisa! Ordinarily, I’d say you should stand up for what you believe in. But you’ve been doing that an awful lot lately. Yeah! You made us march in that gay rights parade. And we can’t watch Fox! ‘Cause they own those chemical weapon plants in Syria. Good morning, everyone! Well do I look TV ready? Lois, I can’t believe you’re doing this! If you work for Fox News, you’re gonna be selling your soul. Oh, Brian! Come on! They’re a major news network. I would think you’d be excited for me. Are you kidding? They’re a lie factory. They report whatever they damn well please! I’m worried, Dad. No one ever helped me and I couldn’t finish the float by myself. I’m sure you did fine. It’s a giant horse’s ass! You’re watching Fox. Give us ten minutes. We’ll give you an ass. So they want me to drop the story completely because they don’t wanna embarrass Rush Limbaugh? Now do you see what I was saying about Fox News? They have an incredibly biased agenda. You should do the story anyway. You think so? Absolutely, they’re hypocrites! They wanted you to do the story when they thought it would embarrass Michael Moore, but they don’t want you to do it if it’s gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh. But you didn’t want me to do the story when it was gonna embarrass Michael Moore? But you want me to do the story if it’s gonna embarrass Rush Limbaugh? Sure , Fox makes a fortune from advertising, but it’s still not enough. Not nearly enough! So if you don’t wanna see crude lowbrow programming disappear from the airwaves, please call now. (TELEPHONE RINGS) Hello, Murdoch here. (SPITS) Ten thousand dollars?! You saved my network! Wouldn’t be the first time! Hey, Dad. You know what would be a good way of teaching me responsibility? How about you agree to unblock the Fox Network, and I agree not to watch it. Is it football season? No. Then it’s blocked. Not long ago, the Fox Network approached the producers of The Simpsons with a simple request. 35 new shows to fill a few holes in their programming lineup. That’s a pretty daunting task. And the producers weren’t up to it. You and I are like… Oh, I’m sorry? Is my wedding interrupting your-your promotion? We’re right in the middle of our show! Okay? Right now, you have a time slot. Go there! Maybe finish this candy bar before you open another one! Well, at least it wasn’t one of those promos when they got the whole cast shoving each other playfully like they’re all good pals. Oh, oh! Look! There we go! Oh, look at them jostling each other around! Oh, they give each other a hard time! But they’re friends. Is that a real show? No, it’s just no. It’s somebody’s making a joke forget it. This season, an all new hit drama. Shoe Police. Hey, look at this. No tongue. Looks like someone didn’t want this shoe to talk. Elizabeth Shoe is, Detective Lacey Soul. Tell me the truth, Doc. Is he going to make it? No. I don’t think so. Don’t miss the show the Santa Fe New Indian Journal has proclaimed. Confusing. A new low for Fox and embarrassing. Shoe Police, watch it. Today’s safety film don’t wear jewelry during sports has been cancelled. Instead, we’ll watch a movie that made me fall in love with showing movies I’ve watched to other people. Here’s where we develop our many reality shows. There’s Dwarf or Midget? America Decides and Million Dollar Fart Off. Mother Flippers? What’s this show about? Uh, this is a reality program here. Where we take wives from two very different families and they trade places for a month. Already saw that exact same show on another network. Here, sweetie. Have a Fox sweatshirt. This is an ABC sweatshirt. Yeah, that it zips all the way up. Well, that’s our show. Thank you, Steven King. We’ll see you in court. Now stay tuned for whatever Fox is limping to the barn with. But this Stan Phillips sounds like quite a bloke. What television network is he on? Why NBC of course! NBC has lots of great shows and their news and sports coverage can’t be beat. Do you think there’s anything great on NBC right now? Oh, I’m sure of it. But there’s only one way to find out! I’d like to read the following statement. But I do so under my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many Fox shows as possible. So, in summary, NBC bad, Fox good, CBS great. (GUNSHOT)

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  1. It is true that Animaniacs Did air on Fox but it didn't last very long on Fox it only lasted for 2 years till the launch of The WB in 1995 where it lasted till 1998 🙂

  2. Wasn't there a Herman's Head episode where one of Herman's thought people tried to wash the Fox symbol off the screen?

  3. I'm more of a conservative and I find these jokes funny. I ain't a diehard tho so that's probably why. But there's a reason why they don't do it for CNN cuz liberals can't take a joke.

  4. sad thing is, anything you can say about fox news or the fox network, you can say about pretty much any other network and news station too. They just get away with it because it's what people want to hear.

  5. I'm going to bet that Disney will let these shows continue making fun of "FOX" but not the Higher-Higher Ups.

  6. Son of a bitch I forgot the Animaniacs were on Fox and crazy to the max I'll just sit right back down and relax.

  7. “Little girl Ive had lots of jobs in my time, whale clubber, seal hunter, president of the Fox network and yeah Ive dealed a little ivory”. Bart gets an Elephant.

  8. L-66K+ awesome work homie I have been at it like this since the 90's myself. Although, I draw the gang instead. I don't collect but this video may have given me a change of art. Please check some of my Simpsons artwork which I tie into my instrumental and beats. Keep me in mind for collaboration. I am also a pro graphic designer and visual artist stay blessed my friend awesome things going on for you, you have my support stay blessed. Glad to find more like-minded people on here I see some enjoy the Simpsons oppose to cherishing them. It's neither here nor there but finding friends on a common ground of the Simpsons.

  9. Ah, a video featuring a lot of criticism for a heavily biased news channel, I'm sure the comments section will be splendid.

  10. Fox used genius statergy ,if these shows talk crap on fox but fox still allowing it to be released make them kinda free speech support it also indicate they can say anything they want without being judged too much,it may be different categories in fox company.

  11. Fox and Fox News are two very different things and actually, isn't Fox owned by Disney now? Maybe I'm just thinking that because they seem like they want to buy every company out there lol

  12. Just goes to show that Fox is comfortable enough with itself to make fun of itself and give the show writers the freedom to do so. Meanwhile MSNBC and CNN would shut down entire programs if they tried that under their roof

  13. The X-Files had at least one dig at FOX. When Mulder is watching a presumed alien autopsy video on his VCR, Scully takes a glance at it and says: "This one is even hokier than the one that aired on the FOX network", referencing the fake, black-and-white autopsy footage aired by FOX in the mid-90s.

  14. Don’t get me wrong I hate Fox News, same way that I hate CNN and most other “news” sources.

    But the punchline of pretty much every joke here was stupidly predictable. Because making fun of Fox News gets repetitive after a while.

    If you made fun of something like CNN, which honestly you don’t see much of, you have a lot more room to work with. Like how they kick people off their show for going off script or disagreeing, or hell Don Lemon and that other stupid bitch who I can’t remember the name of would both be great candidates for some awesome jokes.

  15. 8:58 also does CNN, ABC, CNBC, VOX, BBC, VICE, ESPN, The CW, White House News, DuMont, NBC, CBS, PBS, WDT, Any Newspaper Company ever, ITV, ETC.

  16. Bart: "And then I had this dream that our family were just cartoon characters and our success lead to some crazy propaganda network called Fox News."

  17. 0:57 "Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence"

    Sounds like the entire Republican party 😂 #NotSorry

  18. The sequence of clips from 6:07 to 6:48 is amazing. The cast from Married With Children watching the Simpsons make fun of Fox, who the proceed to make a Fox joke of their own, followed by Futurama taking it off the air. The amount of coincidental events in that sequence is amazing.

  19. I just remembered this one meme:

    Fox owns M*A*S*H, Disney owns Fox…

    Klinger is now a Disney Princess!

  20. Guys remember we used to laugh at this years ago …. Now the highest likes all have flame wars. Man i missed the old days like how i missed when chips were cheaper

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