Fuck, Marry, Kill: The Game Show (NSFW) – {The Kloons}


-I have beachfront property,
you should come check it out. And welcome back to… AUDIENCE: F*ck! Marry! Kill! Alright, Now Ashley here is going to ask
these three gentlemen, whom she has never met before their last question to determine
which one she is gonna f*ck, which one she is gonna marry, and which one she is gonna kill! [AUDIENCE clapping.] Ashley, do you have a favorite yet? -No, they all seem really great to me. -Alright. Let’s check in with the bachelors
to see how they’re feeling. Bachelor Number One? -Uh, pretty good! -Pretty good, sounds pretty good to me! Bachelor Number Two? -Great! -Great! Bachelor Number Three? Well, we’ll check in with him later
when he starts making noise! [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] Ashley, it’s time for the last question. Go for it! Okay. This one’s for all the bachelors. Do you think it’s possible to get complete, lasting
fulfillment in life? Why not or why not? -Alright! Let’s see what these guys do with that question… Bachelor Number One? Ashley, as you know life is filled
with many ups and downs. But I believe that if we find the right partner for us, someone who we can laugh with
and cry with as we grow older… that we will be completely fulfilled. -Aw, that sounds really nice. Um, Bachelor Number Two. -Ashley, I can tell you that if
I leave here today as your husband, I know that we will be completely fulfilled in every way. And if at the very least
we get to f*ck, I bet we’ll be completely fulfilled
for the eternity of that passionate moment. -Wow, Bachelor Number Two… I’d like a little taste of that moment myself! [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] -Bachelor Number Three? -Ashley, I think that hoping that someday
we’ll be completely fulfilled is unhealthy. and clinging to such an idea will only cause endless suffering. The only way we’ll be at peace is if we
accept reality as it is… Impermanent. Now I don’t know what the future holds for us, but I do know that if we have the courage to face
the changing tides of time… we will be humbled by the mysterious nature of existence. -I don’t know exactly what you’re talking about, but I believe that what you’re talking about
is really hard to talk about, and… I like that. [GAME SHOW SOUND EFFECT] -It’s that time. Now that you’ve heard about
ten sentences form each of these guys… It’s time for you to decide which one you’re going to… [AUDIENCE: F*ck! Marry! Kill! It’s been really great getting to know all of you, and I truly believe that with more time
I could probably f*ck, marry and kill all three of you! [AUDIENCE LAUGHTER] -But, unfortunately, I have to
make some choices. First, I choose to f*ck… Bachelor Number One! Oh! Bachelor Number One! Or, Mitch, come over here and f*ck this lady! She demands it! [AUDIENCE CHEERING] AUDIENCE: F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! Alright ladies and gentlemen, let’s cheer on Mitch and Ashley
as they have sex for the first, and probably only time! [AUDIENCE CHEERING] [SEX NOISES] Alright, while these two do their business
let’s check in with our final two contestants to see how they’re feeling. Bachelor Number Two,
what are you thinking, right now? -I’m feeling pretty confident. and a little bit horny! I’ve always been turned on by the sounds of sex so, hearing Mitch and Ashley go at it
is pretty exciting! I can tell you, I’m definitely excited to make Ashley my wife! -Yeah, I bet you are. Howabout you Bachelor Number Three? -I gotta tell you, I’m feeling pretty nervous I’ve never won anything in my life and
I can’t say I’m feeling good about my odds right now. While I believe that life is totally unjust and meaningless, the thought that it might all come to an end
in the next two minutes is terrifying. Like is life really that bad? Can I have another shot at this thing, or… I’m sorry Bachelor Number Three, But it sounds like Mitch and Ashley are
just wrapping up! [AUDIENCE CHEERING] You guys…How’d it go? -Oh, it’s good. It was solid. You know, I don’t feel like I made the wrong choice. I’m definitely happy that I f*cked Mitch once. [AUDIENCE ‘AWWS’] -You know I’m just glad I’m not dying today! [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] [HOST LAUGHING] -Okay, Well Ashley, it’s now time for you to
choose your husband. Do you know who it’s gonna be? -Well, It was a hard choice. Almost as hard as Mitch’s cock. [AUDIENCE LAUGHING] -But I’m gonna go with Bachelor Number Three! -Bachelor Number Three, or Nik! Come on down! [AUDIENCE CHEERING] -Ashley, are you sure? -Yes. Even though everything you say reeks of emptiness, I really admire a man who has the courage to face his demons. Plus I’m way out of your league,
and I know you’ll never leave me. Which is great cause I’m totally afraid of dying alone. -Right, same here. -Another match made in heaven. Reverend? -Do you take this man to be your husband? -Yes! -Do you take this woman to be your wife? -Yes. -I now pronounce you husband and wife.
You may kiss the bride. -Great. [GAME SHOW SOUND EFFECT] -Ashley, As beautiful as the last minute has been, it’s time for you to do what must be done. -Bachelor Number Two,
this is really hard for me. I know you’re a great guy,
and you would have led a brilliant life. But something about the sound of your voice
just kinda bugged me, so I choose to kill you. -Bachelor Number Two, or Greg,
how are you feeling buddy? -Um, feeling a little bit surprised. I didn’t really see this coming. Um…but, hey, I guess that’s life! or it was one. -Right. Ashley, how are you gonna do it? -Well, I wanna keep this clean and simple. So, I’m gonna shoot him execution style. -Alright! Audience what do we think of that? [AUDIENCE CHEERING] -Here you go. Alright Greg, any last words? -Uh, just wanna say Thank You for
having me on America’s favorite TV show. Just getting to post on Facebook that
I was gonna be on TV got me so many likes. I’ll probably never get that many likes again! So, I feel like I’m going out on top. I also want to say, Thank you to my amazing wife Tina, I love you baby! [GUNSHOT] -Well, that wraps it up here for us folks! We thank you for coming out
for another amazing episode of… AUDIENCE: F*ck! Marry! Kill! -Stay tuned for our next program, ”Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!” [AUDIENCE CHEERING]

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