Hey Chinnari, only because a girl rejected you will you keep drinking like this? Who will fall for this beautiful face? If not love failure, then what is making you drink so much? What have you mixed in this? Water Water Water, this is also water! People will drink alcohol & vomit but why are you vomiting with just water? Have a look at this bro! ** Reading the message ** Hey this is last week’s message! What are you doing here without searching for jokes? And why are you wet? Did it rain in your house? He is just vomiting water after reading a forward message!!! This is one month back message! What are you all doing here without searching jokes? Bro, did you take bath with clothes today? Nothing of that sort, by reading an old forward message he has become like this! This is message is not of this year, it’s of last year!!! My work has been completed, should tell Sir soon. Mr. Mahesh I was about to come to you only sir, did you read the story? Yes, I read it. It’s very nice but Your story has too many repeated twists, why is that so? Last month you read the same story & told there are no twists, thus added twists! Srinu, I read that the scientists have discovered the most poisonous snake ever! You mean the one that hisses? Yes, the hiss But seems like this is 3.0 version! Really, what else did they tell about that? What else means… Everytime it eats it grows bigger itseems! OMG, it would have become so big by now.. It will not die until it bites itself!! So it will not die & may be because of it’s growth it will reach India soon! Don’t worry, people who have found it are also trying ways to kill it. Don’t know how many more are there like that! Hey those snakes will be only in Nokia phones itseems, yours is Samsung right? That’s completely okay then!!! Hey Durga Rao What are you thinking so much? Did you see Maharshi movie? Yes I do not understand a scene in that! Which scene? Why did Mahesh Babu’s flight meet with an accident when he was coming from US to India? Really, but why would it crash? You idiot, it was the Thumbs-up ad during the intermission!!! Hi Sir, is the income tax inspector available? Yes he is there but why do you want to meet him? My name is Almatty & I work in a software company! So? Actually my salary is 1Lakh per month! Good For an year I pay around 2Lakh rupees as tax Why are you telling me all this? I just wanted to see the face of the person whom I am indirectly earning for!!!