Today I will be telling you a story. A man was resting under the apple tree one day. An apple fell on him He started researching on why the apple fell down. He understood it was because of gravitational force. He was none other than Newton Thus it was named as Newton’s Gravitational Force So teacher are we surviving because of that? What do you mean? My dad has a belt shop teacher So If he did not find that force, no one would buy belts!!! ** Shouting for Jaswica ** He has gone mad! Jaswica What? I am feeling bored! So what should I do? You just know to cheat & take money from me Don’t know how to entertain, you idiot! What to do? Entertainment right, come down! Remove remove Keep quiet! Is it enough? Will you give me? Give me more!!! Some more! More! Enough!!! Uncle I will not come! Someone has applied black powder to your face. To my face? You face is black just like my hand! It is a nice entertainment right? Tell me sister Why is your voice so dull? I am feeling extremely helpless! Why, what happened? Should I send money for buying rice? No, nothing like that! Then? My worry is about Ammu only! She will never do anything we say. Quarrel with everyone! I just don’t know how to change her! You have grown so old, don’t you know how to take care of a daughter? Upbringing a kid is an art! What, art? Yes Its summer right, I will come there & keep Ammu on track! Oh okay, come. My sister! If she comes, there will be tremors! For sure Ammu will change this summer! I can understand that human being craves just by seeing you. Hope you had a nice journey! All this can wait, where is Ammu? Where is Ammu? Ammuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Do you know who is she? She is the same aunty, whom mummy scolds always right? No no, nothing like that. Don’t you know that you should give water to the guest? Hey don’t you know? I forgot, will get now! From where did you get him? You know about me right? Then how can you tell him to get water from me? Okay, I will get it! Hey wait! You are elder to me, how will I make you work? Then who will get it? Look at Ammu, she looks so nice & beautiful Ammu, please get me some water! Okay! Take aunty! Its summer, you can turn on the fan right? I will do wait! The air which will come will also be unpleasant! Bro, keep him in distance until I go.. Atleast this time, let me go & do! Why should you do such small things? Ammu, go & turn on the fan! Okay. Ammuu… What aunty? Its 04:30 already? So? Take bath & get coffee for me! Okay Why is my aunt focussing on me so much? Not only you, she has done the same with me too! I will get her! Hello Your wardrobe is empty, for how many days have you gone? I have come for 2 days only Why so many dresses for 2 days? No hubby! I have got some extra that’s all Are you acting infront of me? I will be back in 2 days please. Ammu, you are too lucky You were just thinking & you have got it! I will come as soon as possible! Who is that aunty? Your uncle! Oh uncle, give me! Hi uncle, how are you? Okay! Did you not go to office? Bored of doing the routine work from past 10 years! Did you not get promoted? No dear! So aunty did not do that pooja for you still? Which pooja? Special vratam in summer season! My mother did that pooja & after that my dad got a lot of promotions! Recently he has given advance for a flat too! Can you turn on the speaker & give it to her! Hello You can do that pooja right? Okay Ammu, be near her & make sure she does it properly! If she does not do properly, tell me I will break her legs! Okay uncle! What stupid vratam is that Ammu? Pooja for promotion aunty! What kind of pooja is this? How much more time should I do? Just 2 hours for 30 days, that’s all! 30 days? If you put your legs down, will call uncle!!! ** Greeting Sadhu with slogan ** Today, our swamiji is going to remove a shiva linga from the stomach! Because of that only, our swami is so powerful! Swami… Tell your grievances before swamiji removes the lingam How did you become swamiji in this small age? Sure dear I will tell! I was born as an old man As days passed by, my age was decreasing! After seeing all this, a person told me that I was swamiji! And like that, I became a swamiji! How did I answer? You are great swami! When I go this way, everything is going that way swami! What is that dear? When I just sleep, it is immediately becoming dawn! Keep him 5kms away from our place! Swami Okay now! Remove it fast swami, we are unable to stop! ** Greeting Sadhu with slogan ** We have come to beat you!!! Why? How much is the collection? Because of lingam things went well, try to remove one tomorrow too! Just by making a few actions & removing linga after taking it in from handkerchief! And they believed it all! Indeed madness swami, how will one be born as old & later decrease the age? Till the time people like them will be there, we can happily survive!! Thats true! When did they kep cctv camera? Don’t know swami!!! Hey have they left? Seems like they have gone swami! I understood only one thing from this. You do not know English, I will tell! It is easy to find god but it is impossible to find a cctv camera in an ashram!!! Arey, petrol exhausted in bike! What to do now? What to do ah? Remove the money you have! I have 10rs bro! Rs.10/-? How much do you have? Why will ask you if I have? Turn your face! We have to travel urgently! Idea Chintu… You are a small kid & your parents are making you work? You have grown so big & don’t seem to do anything. Are you not ashamed? How did this boy come to know? What is the cost of 1 ltr petrol? Rs.100 It is Rs.75 right? With gst Thief thief thief… He is taking away your petrol, are you not worried? That is duplicate petrol! I have mixed rasna in it since all are doing like this! Don;t know whose unlucky bike it is!!! It is my bike only!!! Hey Sravan……….