** Humming ** What is this girl doing? Oh, she is digging pits What is this girl… Why is she closing the pits? Dear Dear What sir? She is digging pits You are closing the pits Yes Why should you dig pits then? Oh that Actually, 3 of us should do this work Which work? One person should dig pits One person should plant a sapling One should close the pits But today the girl who plants sapling did not come! Okay, did not come But But we are doing our work sincerely! Tanvi Stop chitchatting, we have to do a lot of work!!! Hemu, what is this naughtiness? Your mother is feeling bad, you can study right? Try to understand our problems I will ask you a question, will you answer? Question, ok ask Do kids have more problems or elders? Obviously elders have more problems Really? Tell me an example Not one, I will tell you 10; remember them! Should work Should take care of kids Win over others while we compete So many problems!!! All these are small problems We have real problems Oh, tell me one example For example For 1 year old kid Is crying because its legs are itching Yes crying so? The parents then give him milk thinking he is hungry! DO you know difficult it is? Is it enough, or should I give one more example? Students we are now going to discuss about history History is a… This is called History! Give me my pencil I did not remove… Ikshwak told me that you took! I really did not take Hey The resolution… Hey Gullu You only took What are you discussing? Sir, he stole my pencil day before yesterday It was new & he is not giving me Did you take? No sir He did not take itseems Why do you want to discuss about something which has already happened? Think about things which will happen! Listen to the class Sir… What? You just said, do not discuss about past! Then why this history discussion for us sir? Tomorrow there will be Maths test for sure & I do not know anything! She will beat if we get less marks How to miss school? Each one is behaving wired! Unable to understand anything! Maths teacher does not have minimum sense Science person does not have sense I will teach them a lesson tomorrow in meeting!] Where is tea, the glass is empty! It is yesterday’s People have stopped respecting me What do you think about me? Remove this urgently Hello May be he will find out my voice My son will not come to school tomorrow! Why? My son is suffering from fever Who is speaking? My son’s father sir!!! How will this be possible? Daddy Mmm, what dear? I want money daddy! Why do you need money daddy? For buying chocolates daddy! Tooth will get spoilt daddy Oh is that the reason why grandma’s tooth has got spoilt? You want to know everything logically, go! Everything like your mom only! I know whom to ask God, God I want money!!! Not simply God, if I get money I will take 50 & give you 50 Now if I get Rs.100/- 50 for you & 50 for me Okay? Thank you God 50rs? You have no confidence in me? You took your 50rs & gave me my 50rs? Children No class for you today? Lets discuss general knowledge questions Okay teacher Do you know when do we have floods? No teacher! Due to heavy rains, floods occur Do you know when do earthquakes occur? I know teacher!! Hmm, tell me After revolving around the Sun, Earth feels giddy & falls down That’s when earthquake occurs! By the time the Ganesh festival ends, I should eat Prasadam well & gain weight! From which pandal should I start? Hi bro Hi, but… I saw you running yesterday night at around 10.30pm You were running behind someone Why? Yesterday theft happened in my house!! Theft? What did they steal? They took only TV You were running behind them to catch him right? Not because of that bro He stole TV but forgot to take remote, so to give that I ran!!! Everyone just wants to see the fruit but no one wants to buy Hey what are you doing? Since no one is buying fruits, I am drinking the juice Drink, after drinking all this drink my blood too! Okay sir! Bro Kid looks strong! Seems like he will buy all this Tell me dear! How much do these apples cost? Rs.60 for 2 apples Okay Then pomegranate? 3 for Rs.100 Ok ok Then kiwi? Rs.30 for one kiwi Then how much is this? How much do these dragon fruit cost? No fruits are available sir This boy is taking all the fruits This boy? Okay, you go now! Okay, come How much is the plastic cover? Cover is free for you!! Give me 1 cover please! Its rainy & thus will cover my head Anyway its free for me right? Daddy You took me for Baahubali 1, long long ago… Did not take me for part 2 as well Even now I do not know why Katappa killed Baahubali! Saaho has also released! Take me for movie daddy Please I also saw 1o marks in your progress report long ago Have not seen again Get a few marks, later will take you! May be never I will know why Katappa killed Baahubali!! Sir I got only flowers for the money you gave me! We should get all the other pooja items too Give me a pink note & I will get all of that! You got only flowers for that amount? Oh God, how much more will I need to spend for the rest of the items? Why do festivals come one after the other like railway bogie? Rakhi just got over & now Ganesh CHathurthi Next will be Dussera & later Diwali And next will be Sankranti Seems like all the earnings will be spent on festivals only! Don’t know if he will bless us but get all of these done!! Later, I should give money to servants too! ** Scolding his boss ** If you do calculations for pooja, you will go mad! This Ganesh Chathurthi, shall I tell you a pocket & eco friendly solution? I will do anything if it is pocket friendly! He will do anything if it is pocket friendly! Stop stitching pockets for your shirts & trousers! What is the idea? Whatsaap ganesha!! Whatsaap ganesha? This year let is do pooja for whatsaap ganesha only! How? We will keep the image of Ganesha in whatsaap & perform pooja If Ganesha wants modak Download a pic & offer! And all the things like fruits, sweets etc Download & offer! Everything extremely fresh! You will not have to shell out even a penny! I unnecessarily bought flowers! I entrust you with all the preparation work! Do everything without paying even a rupee Send Send Gullu, after the pooja at home sent you Prasad please download! Ammu You celebrated Ganesh Chathurthi without making me spend! Go & get phone Where phone now, it is in Tank Bund! Tank Bund? Then? After pooja, should we not do immersion? You played with God, idiot! You were thinking for a pink note, now shell out 10 pink notes!!! Everything now has been washed away daddy!!!