– Get that tunin’ right. It’s been a little while but uh, let’s give it a go Any requests? No? Alright You might remember this old classic (terrible guitar playing) Ow! (terrible guitar playing) – He’s really good – [Mark] Fuck! (jazzy transition music) (ambient bush sounds) – Is it a penis? – Yes! – [Broden & Mark] YAYYY! ( jazzy transition music) – Oooo! Oh! Gotcha Broden! Found you Zach! Who are you? (jazzy transition music) – Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck Duck – I don’t think he knows how to play. Duck (jazzy transition music) Uuuummmmmm Am I smart? – [Broden] No. Very dumb. Very dumb cunt
– [Mark] No. Real fucken stupid. Real fucken stupid – Hey guys, that’s really mean. – Zach, for the last time, we’re not talking about you personally. It’s the Celebrity Head character. – Ohh! Okay, okay Ahhhh. Am I well groomed? – [Broden] No. Smelly cunt. You’re a fucken idiot. You stupid fucken smelly cunt
– [Mark] Smell like shit. You’re a stinky fucken cunt – Guys, just tell me and I’ll put on some deodorant next time. – [Broden] Zach Zach Zach Zach Zach
– [Mark] Not you! The character! – Ahhhh! Man, Celebrity Heads is hard – [Broden] Have another go – Ok! Uhhh. Do I have any friends? – [Broden] No friends you stupid fucken piece of shit
– [Mark] Absolutely not because you’re stinky– – [Broden] I’ll kick you in the mouth.
– [Mark] and you’re a dumb cunt. – [Broden] You fucken dog cunt. You fucken dog cunt
– [Mark] and nobody wants to be around you because you’re a stinky dumb cunt. – [Mark] who is a piece of shit.
– [Broden] You fucken dog cunt. You fucken dog cunt. – [Broden] I’ll fucken see you at Coburg Drive-In
– [Mark] Motherfucker. Dogshit motherfucker – [Broden] and I’m gonna kick your fucken head in mate
– [Mark] Suck a fucken fuck. – [Broden] Come around here. I’m fucken watchin’ a movie with my fucken kids mate
– [Mark] No-one wants to be your fucken dumb cunt cunt – Hmmmm ( jazzy transition music) (heavy breathing) – [Mark] NO MORE! NO MORE!! (muffled screaming) – [Mark] AHH, AAHHH! AHH! (jazzy transition music) – Ummmmm. Hmmm. – Truth – Okay, ah, who do you have a crush on? – OooOOooh! No-one! Shut up! – You have to say! – Fine! Fine, if I have to say Stacey Stacey? Yeah, Stacey. What’s wrong with Stacey? You got a problem with Stacey? Nothing’s wrong with Stacey. I just picked you as more of a Sarah kind of guy Oh, Sarah. Gross. I like Stacey You would rather kiss Stacey over Sarah? Yeah! Stacey was nice to me in the library once, so I love Stacey Nah man, Sarah! Stacey! Sarah! Stacey! Sarah! Stacey! Sarah! Stacey! Sarah! STACEY! Broden (jazzy transition music) (jazzy transition music) Hmmm…got any fives? (sigh) – Go Fish! (all laugh) – Alright, yeah – Sorry what were you laughing at? (jazzy transition music) – [All] P A S T A – Pasta! They want pasta. – I love this Luigi board – Let’s find out what else Luigi wants. – [All] P I Z (jazzy transition music) (car noises) – Oh! Oh, thank god! – [All] Aww, not again! (jazzy transition music) (camp bush camp theme) – You hear me? You dirty, un- You are not well groomed. You are poorly groomed. I oughta kill ya. No-one’s watching [giggles] So unusable. (laughs)