FUN ‘N’ FANTASY XV (Final Fantasy XV Cartoon Parody)


-Pegi 16! -Ignis…please. -Wohoo! Cartoon time! -Shut up Prompto…. This parody contains some general story spoilers, but they are heavily altered to not ruin your own experience with the game. Which I love and I strongly recommend you to play.
Hope you enjoy the toon! Our story begins in the land of Eos Where Ifrit, the God of fire, scorched the earth with his fury Bringing humanity to its doom. Basically he decided to be a huuuuge douchebag and….. that’s about it so… yeah……. we can move on with the parody now. *struggling noises* “Love” “Destiny” “Brotherhood” Is it too much to ask for some privacy while I’m taking a SHIT???!!! -Ugh….You guys… ….are………..ugh…. Assholes! -Hey!!! Don’t be mad at us man… it’s just easier for the animator!… -Indeed! -Howdy! Welcome to Hammerhead station. Name’s Cindy! I hope you have a swell time here Your Highness! -Ah…hey!….um… we have a problem with our car… ….guys I need some help here… Well, it ain’t no problem at all Prince! We can fix anything in a heartbeat! You betcha! -Uh..yeah..mmh… You know what though?… I’m…not sure how I feel about this… stereotypical southern accent… -Before I’ll show you around the workshop, I’m sure y’all must be thirsty huh? Let me offer y’all some southern sweet tea! -That’s my girl! -Settle down Pa Pa! All righty y’all! Let’s go! -Ok, this….is offensive….. ….on so many levels! -*scoffs* …Says the guy who’s voice actor is an Italian playing a Japanese character…. -DUDE!!! YOUR ARE NOT HELPING!!! (Italian) Sei proprio uno stronzo! Alright, while we are at it… let’s do some customization on the car. -How do you want the wheels!? -Wait!… -What coat do you fancy? -Just shut up for a second! -Ain’t that pretty…! -Yeah sure, that’s fine…! You know…who needs wheels to drive a fucking car, right? Oh come on! What the hell? This shit is prehistoric! No! Stop doing what I’m saying, tone it down! uuuhhh……. -Well… looks like you fucked up your car real bad y’all. Now It’ll probably take at least a day or two to order a new one… -Oh my god.. Seriously?… How are we supposed to travel now?… -That’s…unfortunate… -You guys are such wimps! Why don’t you stop being so lazy and start running instead of crying like little babies! -Guys…I just got an e-mail from Square Enix… They say they had a problem with the animation department so… they had to cut 75% of our bones!… -GOD DAMNIT!
-You gotta be fucking kidding me with this! -Come ON! Seriously?
-AAAH! Not good! NOT GOOD! -THAT’S IT! -What’s what??? -I got nothing…
*disappointment* -I’m just fucking with you lads! I’ve come up with a new recipehh! *CHEERING* -HEADS UP! We got enemies ahead! -ONE SHOT! -BULLSEYE!!! -NOCTIS! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING???! Can you give us a hand here??? -Yeah…uh… -Duuude!!! …just a sec…uh…. you….you guys are doing great! -Ugh….I’m starving to death… -Yup… -Yeah…me too…. -Come on guys, let’s grab something to eat real quick*
-WELCOME TO GALDIN QUAY! -…as I was saying…let’s grab something to eat. -Indeed. -Welcome dear customers, before I take your order, can I ask you a kind favor? -Uh……sure. -The daemons are hunting this area. Please, kill them, kill them all. Beat them into a bloody pulp, until only their putrid corpses remain. So, what do you feel like having today? -Wait, were are you going Noct? -Fuck that! I’m not hungry anymore! -HEY! Looking good Your Majesty! You’d uh…you’d do me a favor right? Capisc’? -Um………No….just…. …It’s like the voice doesn’t even match the face… -Wohoo touchè! I think we got a real good thing goin’ here. Badabim Badabum! -Oh my god please, shut up. SHUT……….UP!!!! -INTERMISSION: Noctis’ morning routine!- -*exhale* Erryday!…(every day) -Ok Noctis, go ahead. Seek out the strength of your ancestors, and absorb the power of the royal arm. Only with this authority, will you be able to reclaim the Magic Popsicle. -I’m not sure about this… -JUST STOP WHINING AND GROW SOME BALLS! instead of complaining all the time! -Enough!…..Gladio! -All right! Fuck!…. -Gh! Ghghghgh…..ghghgh…*pain* -Oh, well… um… shit. -GAME OVER- -“Dear Luna, I’ve been doing nothing for weeks.” “What’s up?” -Here you go Umbra, go! “Dear Noctis, me too.” “Do you remember… when we were children…” “how we never bond that much at all?” -Here you go doggo, come back soon! “Dear Luna, yeah I…kinda remember…” “uh…but seriously, I got nothing even remotely interesting to say…” “BYE!” -Go Umbra, go! -“Neither do I, really….hehe ” -Now go Umbra! …..um…..Umbra??? -BITCH! F*CK YOU! That motherfucker has a cellphone, you know that? So why don’t you text him instead of making me run around all day like an asshole! I’m out of this bitch….. Cheap ass princess… -What’s up Ignis? Everything alright? -It appears as if we have run out of fresh ingredients… -Oh!..ok….uh… …go look for some ingredients then!… -Of Course. I’ll be right back…! -Enough with the “cooking talk” ladies. Cindy said the car is ready, so we gotta head back to the garage before it gets dark. And there’s plenty of road ahead!… -Well, we can always use our Chocobos! Right? -W-wait….We have Chocobos? -Haha! SURPRISE! Prompto here got you covered! *blows chocobo whistle* -What the?… -It’s not… working!… -I’m….Sorry. -Welp. …at least we finally got the car back! -I’m…*
-DON’T. -HEY! What happens if I push this button?! -WAIT NO!!! -WOOOOAAAAAH!!!! WOOAAH!!!! WAIT!!!…This is actually pretty cool! -*ALL* WAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! *distant screaming* -Hey how you doin’ kids, how you dooin’?! Hey you wanna take some photos for me, huh? -This whole accent thing is getting ridiculous… -Hey man, can I borrow….50 bucks? pleeeeeease???…. -Yeah…. Prompto…just because I’m the king’s son it’s not like you can…ask me for money every time, alright? -Hah…you are the best man!! Hey! …This time I’m gonna remember. Ok? -Sure Noct!!!… -*sighs* I swear I’m gonna punch someone in the face today…. -Gentlemen! Such a pleasure to see you here! -I’m not sure we met before… -Noct!… This man looks suspicious… -Don’t worry Ignis…let me handle this. -Friends!…There’s no need to be this defensive! Me, suspicious? NOOOO…. I mean…. do you guys really think that I would befriend you.. only to manipulate you like puppets! AND STAB YOU IN THE BACK RIGHT AT THE END OF YOUR JOURNEY??? Noooo….I would never! …hahahaha…. -I don’t know…uh…. Honestly?… He seems like a cool dude! -Sorry for interrupting the awkward conversation guys…but… I just want to take this moment to say something: When you feel tired of traveling through Eos all day, there’s nothing better than the delicious taste of Crap’a Noodle. Made only with the freshest ingredients! *METAL* -DYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
-UUUUURRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -Ok so uh…do we continue on Thursday maybe? -Nah man, I got a Pilates session on Thursday. -Oh, gotcha… -Yeah… I already skipped a couple times so… -Ok so..uh…how about…. …Friday? -Yeah…. Friday is cool. -Alright!… I’ll be back on Friday then! -A FEW DAYS LATER- -DYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
-UUUUURRGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!! -Alright bud, see ya next week. -No problem. -Thanks! -Ok bye. -Noct?…. Can I tell you something? -What is it Iris?… -I’m… so sorry that your father died…. -Thank you Iris I… …appreciate it. -It’s…just… It’s just so sad that he’s not here anymore… -Yup!…not having fun. -It’s like he was here before… …but now he’s not! -…Yes!…I…understand that. -Must be pretty bad that he like, DIED. -ALRIGHT!!! Would you just stop rubbing it into my face already!???? THANK YOU!
-Oh hi there!….Opening! -Pegi fifteen! *OUCH!* *URGH!* -YOU GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!!! -…nice shot….. -Noct. Have you seen Gladio? -Uh…actually… now that I think about it… No!
Where’s Gladio? *Calling Gladiolus* -Scuse me Sir..uh…have you seen our friend Gladio? -Uh….Sorry Kid, I got no idea where your friend could be. -Hey guys! I’m back! -Hey man! Where the hell have you been! We have been looking for you all over Eos! -I was busy dealing with some enemies… HAH! You should see how I wreaked them! -Wow, seriously dude? Tell us! We are all ears! -M-maybe we should move on now…. it’s getting kinda late. -No seriously!…we… we have time!
-Yeah! Totally dude! -I mean it’s…uh…. it’s just a long story!… So much stuff happened… -Dude what the fuck! You’ve got a scar on your chest! What’s up with that?
-Oh! No no! It’s nothing! -Wait…what the?…. -BUY THE GLADIO DLC-
AAAAH! Give me a fucking break dude!!! -Come on man, it’s only 5 bucks!… -IMPERIALS ABOVE US!!! -WHAT THE HELL!!! This is the fifth time in barely 10 minutes!! -….Gah…let’s just get it over with. -Noct!! What the hell are you doing now??!!! -If only these Astral jerks were helping!!! ANY TIME!!!!!! -TWO HOURS LATER- -UGH!….ugh….. We’ve been grinding enemies for hours! -Please make it stop!!! -GRRR!!!…COME OOOON!!! -MORE HOURS LATER!- -GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! -There’s no point anymore! There’s only one enemy left! -GYAAAAAA!!!!! -TICKLING BUZZ- -*ITEM: Onion Bagle- -Thanks. *stomach gurgles* -Uugh….I am starving maaan! -Ahh…If only Ignis could fix us one of his wonderful dishes! -Worry not! My friends… -“Mac & Cheese in Hot Pockets Sauce”- “-Diarrhea boost (LEVEL 10):
Gives the party propulsion while running
-Sugar Rush (LEVEL 8)
Increases the need of pointless activities” -Mmmmmh! Ignis, you’re the best. This food is so good! -Yeah!…and he’s so classy too…. -Hah, ah! Yep! -Thank you…thank you. Now…. If you’ll excuse me!… I’m going to go shit in the woods like a bear! -ARANEA JOINS THE PARTY!!!- -Is she’s glitching again? -Yup… She’s also convinced that we are staring at her boobs for some reason… -Oh, my god. You guys are totally starting at my boobs!… it’s like….SO annoying… -A bit pretentious…. -Welcome to Altissia: your fake ass Venice- -Uh…….’the hell is a ….”Venice”?… -HEEY! Do you want to eat some pizza? What about lasagne? COME ON! -This is just ridiculous.. What the fuck is wrong with the accents in this game! Italians don’t even talk like that… -I’m gonna stick the pizza and lasagne up your asses, you bastards… I’ve killed 28 people since I’ve come to this city. You know….it’s quite convenient to hide the bodies…in the canals…. -That’s…..way better actually! I’m ok with that! -Holy shit! 3x times the XP? NOCT! Come check this out! -…What about it?… -EXP BONUS X 3- -Your credit card is on fire today! -GLADIO…. shut the FUCK up. -Uuuh…..Tired of this shit.. …’might as well “zone out” fishing… -HOW DARE YOU WAKE ME UP FROM MY SLUMBER, YOU INSOLENT HUMAN!!! -Gh!…Oh fuck!! I….I didn’t mean to bother you! I…I was just fishing!!! -SILENCE! NOW…..FOR YOUR BLASPHEMOUS ACTIONS AGAINST THE GREAT LEVIATHAN… YOU SHALL FACE MY WRATH!!! -Goddess of the Seas, please hear our prayers! For today we seek for your help! *Enter this covenant* -Wait a minute…
*so that the king* …this…..this music???
*might reclaim the power of the Magic Popsicle!..* -We shall knee before you, if this bold request might not be accepted! *FUS!* -FUS RO DAH!!! *long scream* -INITIAL AUDIENCE REACTION- …eh! -And now….in traditional Final Fantasy fashion… -TRAIN FETISH!!!!!!!!!!!! CHOOOO!! CHOOOOO!!!!!! THAT’S RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS!!! -CHAPTER COMPLETE-
-Standing on a train- -CHAPTER COMPLETE-
-Standing on a train-
-What???!!! -CHAPTER COMPLETE-
-Standing on a train-
-Are you KIDDING ME??? -Hey Specs (Ignis’ nickname) uh… I…couldn’t help but noticed that you have something going on with your eyes? You wanna talk about it? -Oh…It’s….nothing, really… -Ah…are you sure? I mean i’ve got some potions here, maybe I can take look and… -No please, please don’t…don’t touch me. -Come on Specs, come here… …don’t be shy!… -Noct no! Wait…!
-Dude it’s, it’s ok! Let me just check for a second!…. -BUY IGNIS DLC- -BUY IGNIS DLC-
OOOH COME THE FUCK OOOON MAAAN!!!!!!! -HEY!!! How about waiting for IGNIS, you selfish asshole?!! -I DON’T CARE!!!!!!! -“CHAPTER 13 – You’re gonna love this.
Noctis has to wander inside a psedo star-destroyer ship (only way more boring) in order to find the magic Popsicle. Have fun!- -Fuck!!!!.. I’m so tired of this stupid level!!! -Access denied.- -Access denied.-
Nooooo! No no! *Poor Noct….* *Do you really think you are able to obtain the power of the Magic Popsicle so easily…* -SHUT UP!!!! *I’m just going to continue talking like a stereotypical villain!* *Despite the fact that I’m actually a pretty well written character!….* -I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!
*Muhahahahahahaha…..!* -AAAH!!! Stay away from me!!!! Let me go!!! LET ME GO!!!! -Careful out there son! Stick around! -…thanks? -KILL MEEEE!!!! -‘FUCK OUT OF MY WAY! Holy shit!… I almost forgot I had this ring! Wait….what?….What! What the? Huh??? Ugh… Uh?… Gh!… Where…..am I?… -You are in the writer void…. the place where all the storytelling is sealed from the external world. -Bahamut?… -No, i’m just Optimus Prime wearing a fabulous caveman coat. -I…I don’t understand…. -Well that’s your problem really… If you want to figure stuff out you need to watch all the “extended universe” content. BUT THERE’S NO TIME NOW! You are going to save the world by becoming an old fuck and look like Kurt Cobain. Understood? Now go! -What??…You are kidding me, right??? Right???!! Woooooaaah!!! Uh?……. GOD DAMN IT!!!!!! -BACK TO INSOMNIA!- -Look who’s here…. the little Prince is back for his revenge… -IT ENDS NOW!!! -I hope you will find amusement in the company of my friend… IFRIT!!!! -WWWAAAAAAAAARRGGGAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! -Mister…Caelum!….aah…What a surprise…I…uh… I guess I underestimated your courage! UGH! *pain* -Ehhhh…. …Not sure if I made the right choice… Guys…uh… I just…. I just want to say…something guys…. Prompto?… -Yes?…. -You still you owe me those 50 bucks.

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  1. Well, there goes my entire summer…^^' ;'D
    Hey guys, Shez here! I hope you liked the toon and if you want to see more animations please consider supporting my work on Patreon, especially with the current situation on Youtube it's my only way to continue doing this. I've got some highly anticipated stuff coming for the near future and also i'd love to do a making of for this one! Livestreams too would be nice.

  2. men!!! i love your cartoons and parodies of the games!!! i srly enjoy them cause they give me a good time and laugh!

  3. Perfect job. Congratulations, I had a great 22 minutes, a lot of laughs, I have 125 hours of play in FF15 AND I am LEVEL 105 with all the characters, few achievements to give 100% complete in the game, I have all the real weapons, I did all missions from the sealed doors, I already took the black hood from the secret maze, and now I'm going to start the DLC's. Thanks so much for the fun, your video was top. I living in Brazil, Sorry for my bad english.

  4. there were so many pokemon references ……so i was expecting laviathon to look like gyarados ,that would have been funnier

  5. That is pretty accurate, the bosses never scaled so you could follow the story arc from A to B and the final boss would be challenging. OR, you could go on a fabulous side quest extravaganza hunting down all the optional bosses find everyone's ultimate weapon and then stomp all over the final story boss because you'd reached the level cap 70 hours ago.

  6. This is honestly so well made. The sounds, the timing, the animation and especially all the Easter Eggs everywhere!!! Like, EVERYWHERE! My nerd heart is utterly content now. Thank you :3

  7. Не впечатлительная, вроде, но музыка вызвала у меня такой прилив ностальгии, оууу)) Отличная работа! Огромное удовольствие от пасхалок, особенно от тех, что связаны и с моими ассоциациями (Керли, например). Кст, Адамантуаз относительно быстро убивается кольцом, выглядит это крипово и на середине хп он просто схлопывается 🙈 А вот Омега – минус 1-2 часа из жизни реально 👌 От меня лайк и подписка, хороший контент и мне практика в английском))

  8. O lo sapevo che c'era paride hahahah
    fantastico il video comunque ho preso tutte le citazioni credo, molte a jojo come ZA WARDO BAR HAHAHA

  9. Spoiler

    So you know how you have to summon the Glacian/Shiva to defeat Ifrit, well I was stuck there for a full four hours because the left trigger button wouldn't work. I used like forty potions, three phoenix downs, and a mega phoenix down just to get a icy fairy to kiss him.

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