Gabrielle Union on Dwyane Wade’s Birthday Party & Her Butt


>>Jimmy: GOOD TO SEE YOU, YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >>NICE TO SEE YOU. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>MY MOM CALLED AHEAD, TOED THEM TO DO IT. >>Jimmy: BORDERING ON INAPPROPRIATE BY WAIT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE PATRIOTS’ VICTORY PARADE. YOUR HUSBAND’S DWYANE WADE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I WOULD IMAGINE — DO YOU GO TO THOSE PARADES?>>I WENT TO ONE. IT’S WEIRD. IT’S AUGUST AWARD. THEY’RE LIKE, YEAH, THE FAMILY GETS UP ON THE PARADE. WHAT DO WE DO? WE WEREN’T OUT THIS. I WAS JUST LIKE, WAVE! THEY WANT TO SEE LeBRON, THEY DON’T WANT TO — [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: THEY WERE PROBABLY EXCITED TO SEE YOU.>>I MEAN, EVERY SO OFTEN. IT’S FUN, IT’S FUN. I WAS BASICALLY GRONKING IT OUT UP THERE, YOU KNOW.>>Jimmy: DWYANE WADE IS NOW ON THE BULLS IN CHICAGO. DID YOU WATCH ALL HIS GAMES?>>I LOST MY MIND LAST NIGHT. >>Jimmy: HE SCORED 31 POINTS LAST NIGHT. >>HE GOT OFF LAST NIGHT, IT WAS NICE. >>Jimmy: IS HIS MOOD AFFECTED?>>LAST NIGHT IT WAS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS TOO. WE HAD A PLAYER LAST NIGHT. DANNY AMENDOLA WAS HERE FROM THE PATRIOTS. HE WAS BORN A MONTH AFTER I GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL.>>THAT’S CALLED THE WHOLE BULLS ROSTER. FOR ME. >>Jimmy: RIGHT. DWYANE IS IN HIS 14th SEASON OR SOMETHING. HIS CO-WORKERS ARE — >>12, YES. >>Jimmy: KIDS. >>THEY’RE LIKE A COUPLE YEARS OLDER THAN THE KIDS WE’RE RAISING AT HOME. IT’S BIZARRE. D. HAD HIS 35th BIRTHDAY PARTY, EVERYBODY IS LIKE, YOU DID THIS PARTY FOR HIM. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT PARTY EXCEPT WRITING THE CHECK. >>Jimmy: WHO DID IT?>>HIS TEAM, THE PEOPLE THAT WORK WITH HIM. THEY DID AMIGOS THEMED PARTY. HONEY, IF I PLANNED THAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN EARTH, WIND AND FIRE, SPINNERS, WHAT AND OATS, “SARAH SMILES.” THERE’S A CLEAR AGE DIFFERENCE.>>Jimmy: WHAT IS A BAD EMBOUJI PARTY?>>MY HUSBAND. HE IS BAD AND SO BOUJI, GOD BLESS HIM. HE HAD HIS OWN FACE ON MONEY MADE UP FOR THIS PARTY. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: THAT WAS HIS IDEA? WOW. WOW. IS THAT BAD OR BOUJI?>>BOTH.>>Jimmy: PROBABLY MORE BOUJI THAN BAD. >>YOUR FACE ON MONEY — BAD. IT’S MORE ON THE BOUJI SIDE. >>Jimmy: THAT’S NICE THEY LIKE HIM SO MUCH, THEY PLANNED THE PARTY FOR HIM. >>IF IT WAS UP FOR ME — I WAS DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING? HE WAS LIKE, NO. SO HE WASN’T GOING TO GET ANYTHING. >>Jimmy: I SEE.>>BECAUSE I GO WITH WHAT HE SAYS. USE YOUR WORDS, BABY. THE LAST TIME I PLANNED A PARTY FOR HIM, HE HAD MADE A PASSING MENTION THAT HE LOVED JOHN B., HE LOVED SINGING. I HAD JOHN B. COME OUT AND SERENADE HIM, WHICH SOUNDED BETTER INSIDE. [ LAUGHTER ] THAN THE EXECUTION. >>Jimmy: IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE. YEAH. WHEN THERE’S A MAN SINGING TO YOU. [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S UNCOMFORTABLE ANYONE SINGING TO YOU, REALLY. SAIR MA SERENADING — IT’S A WORD THAT SOUNDS BETTER THAN IN PRACTICE. HAVE THE TEAMMATES, THE YOUNG GUYS ON THE TEAM, LIKE JIMMY BUTLER, SEEN THIS? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IS THIS SOMETHING THAT WILL COME UP IN THE LOCKER ROOM?>>I HOPE NOT. OR I HOPE SO.>>Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON BEST BUST EVER, BY THE WAY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IS THERE A TROPHY?>>THERE’S A PLAQUE. NO, IT’S FUNNY. I HAD MY OWN DEFLATEGATE SITUATION. BECAUSE EVERYONE’S LIKE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ASS? I WAS LIKE, THAT IS MONTHS OF SQUATS.>>Jimmy: OH, I SEE, YOU WERE ACCUSED OF –>>LETTING THE AIR OUT? I DON’T KNOW. >>Jimmy: THAT’S THE BEST. >>THEY WERE VERY DISAPPOINTED IT WAS SO SMALL AND FLAT.>>Jimmy: OH, I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S DISAPPOINTED. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU HAVE STEPSONS TOO. >>I DO. >>Jimmy: DID THEY SEE THIS?>>IF THEY HAVE, THEY HAVEN’T MENTIONED IT, THANK GOD. >>Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. YOU’D HAVE MIXED EMOTIONS ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >>THEIR FRIENDS MIGHT BRING THAT UP. THEY ARE MORTIFIED WITH THAT KIND OF STUFF. I JUST HEAR COMPLIMENTS. FROM A 14-YEAR-OLD, IT’S MARY KAY LETOURNEAU IN THAT KIND OF WAY.>>Jimmy: IT DOESN’T MATTER, YOU’LL TAKE IT. >>THE CHILDREN GIVE ME COMPLIMENTS. >>Jimmy: WITH THE CHILDREN ARE YOU STRICT WITH THEM? DO YOU HAVE TO BE — >>WE DON’T WANT TO BE. WE ARE THOSE PARENTS THAT ARE LIKE, LISTEN TO US, WE’RE GOING TO TELL YOU HOW TO BEAT THE SYSTEM. BUT THEY THINK IT’S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY.>>Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?>>WE TELL YOU HOW TO GET AWAY WITH STUFF. MY PARENTS ARE JUST NOW FINDING OUT ABOUT STUFF I DID IN ’91. I’M LIKE, HELP ME HELP YOU. >>Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE SECRETS?>>GET YOUR STORIES TOGETHER. >>Jimmy: THAT’S NUMBER ONE. >>THERE’S TWO OF YOU, HE DOESN’T MOVE WITHOUT YOU, YOU STICK TO IT TOGETHER TILL THE DAY YOU DIE. IF THERE IS NO VIDEO EVIDENCE, IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. IT’S FAKE NEWS. [ LAUGHTER ] JUST RIDE IT. WORK IT OUT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THIS IS STARTING TO

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