GERALDS 1ST BIRTHDAY


– Oh shit. (whispering) Guys,
it’s his birthday, and he doesn’t even
know what’s happening, so here we go. (yelling) Happy
birthday, Gerald! (plays 50 Cent’s In Da Club) So I got a videographer. I’m going to pass the
camera off to him right now. ♪ We gonna party like ♪ It’s your birthday ♪ We gonna sip Bacardi like ♪ It’s your birthday ♪ And you know we
don’t give a fuck ♪ ‘Cause it’s your birthday ♪ You can find me in the club ♪ Bottle full of bub ♪ Mama I got what you need ♪ If you into feeling buzzed ♪ I’m into having sex ♪ I ain’t into making love ♪ So come give me a hug ♪ If you into to getting rubbed ♪ You can find me in the club ♪ Bottle full of bub ♪ Mama I got what you need ♪ If you into feeling buzzed ♪ I’m into having sex ♪ I ain’t into making love ♪ So come give me a hug ♪ If you into to getting rubbed – Ooh, we’re taking it down. Gotta make it sexy for all
these pinatas out here. (club dance music) – [Videographer] Birthday boy. ♪ Girl if it’s alright ♪ Let’s go somewhere
and get it on tonight ♪ I’ve got a girl, but
you look good tonight ♪ You look so good baby ♪ It’s one on one tonight ♪ Tonight (house techno beat) ♪ Let’s go somewhere
and get it on tonight ♪ I’ve got a girl, but
you look good tonight ♪ You look good baby ♪ It’s one on one tonight ♪ Tonight ♪ Let’s get (house techno beat) ♪ All the homies ♪ They know what I mean ♪ Baby lemme show you how I lean ♪ Like a cholo ♪ Lay back bounce in the club ♪ When we do a dance, yeah ♪ We do it like what ♪ Like a, like a cholo ♪ Side to side ♪ Elbows up side to side ♪ Elbows up side to side ♪ Elbows up side to side ♪ Like a cholo ♪ All up in the club ♪ Ten deep lookin’
for some hynas ♪ We on the pree ♪ I need a bad one, a real freak ♪ Find them on the dance
floor, so don’t sleep ♪ Damn, I like you ♪ I like you, but
I really want her ♪ She’s that type ♪ I can tell ♪ Let me get in too deep ♪ Take her back to the hotel ♪ But right now I’m on the move ♪ Show this little mama
how a gangsta groove ♪ I don’t do a whole
lot, just enough ♪ Lean side to side,
keep my elbows up ♪ Like this and like that ♪ All the girls know
where the real Gs at ♪ You could find us
way up in the back ♪ Watching that ass
bounce like a yo-yo ♪ I lean like a cholo ♪ Side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ I lean like a cholo ♪ Side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ Elbows up, side to side ♪ My neck, my back ♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪ My neck, my back ♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪ My neck, my back ♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪ My neck, my back ♪ Lick my pussy and my crack ♪ Lick it now, lick it good ♪ Do it now, lick it good ♪ Do it now, lick it good ♪ Do it now, lick it good ♪ Do it, do it, do it, do it ♪ All you ladies pop
yo pussy like this (club music) ♪ All you ladies pop
yo pussy like this ♪ Ay papi ♪ Y usted tan atrevido ♪ Mi novio nos está mirando ♪ Ay papi ♪ Pero no se acerque tanto ♪ Tanto, tanto, tanto ♪ Mami tú no sabes como tengo la ♪ Mami tú no sabes como tengo la ♪ Mami tú no sabes ♪ Mami tú no sabes como tengo la ♪ Mami tú no sabes ♪ Baby I like your style ♪ Grips on your legs ♪ Front way, back way ♪ You know that I don’t play ♪ Streets not safe ♪ But I never run away ♪ Even when I’m away ♪ OT, OT is never much
love when we go OT ♪ I pray to make it
back in one piece ♪ I pray, I pray ♪ That’s why I need a one dance ♪ Got the Hennessy in my hand ♪ One more time before I go ♪ I have powers
taking ahold on me ♪ I need a one dance ♪ Got the Hennessy in my hand ♪ One more time before I go ♪ I have powers
taking ahold on me (heavy techno beat) (singing in Spanish) ♪ Who the fuck invited punch – Go Gerald, it’s your birthday. Can’t (mumbles) right now. I’m fine with that. It’s your birthday. ♪ Girl, you’re incredible ♪ Incredible ♪ C’mon shake your body ♪ Turn around ♪ Shake that thing for me ♪ Girl, you’re incredible ♪ Incredible ♪ The way you wind it, wind it ♪ That’s what I want ♪ Shake that thing ♪ Turn up the
treble and the bass ♪ Turn up the
treble and the bass ♪ It’s the chemistry ♪ Dem legs will spread ♪ You a pro ♪ You a star at the show ♪ Girl why don’t go down below ♪ In the basement ♪ Boom boom girl ♪ Boom boom ♪ Yeah yeah, turn up ♪ Well listen girl ♪ You’re too sexy ♪ Make you rumble ♪ Drive me crazy ♪ And as far as my eyes can see ♪ Girl, you’re incredible ♪ Incredible ♪ The way you shake your body ♪ Turn around ♪ Shake that thing for me ♪ Girl you’re incredible ♪ Incredible ♪ The way wind it wind it ♪ Shake that thing ♪ Turn up the
treble and the bass ♪ Turn it up ♪ Turn up the
treble and the bass – Oh shit. It’s that song. Oh shit, it’s his song, it’s his song. Oh shit, it’s his song. Shit, it’s his song. Shit, go Gerald, go Gerald. ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ Unroll it ♪ She got ’em double crazy ♪ And she know it ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ Unwrap that ♪ Yo yo take it to the blow up ♪ Freestyle, freestyle ♪ Unwrap that ♪ Lemme see that candy, baby ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ Unwrap that ♪ Freestyle, freestyle ♪ Bring it to the blow up ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a, she
got a, she got a ♪ Unwrap that candy, baby ♪ Unwrap that ♪ There you go ♪ There you go ♪ Freestyle, freestyle ♪ Take it to the blow up ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ She got a tootsie roll ♪ Lemme see you shake it for me ♪ Unwrap that ♪ Freestyle, freestyle ♪ Take it to the blow up (sirens)
– Oh shit. Oh fuck, fuck! Guys, it’s the cops! – [Cops] Everyone on the ground! Stay where you are! – [Videographer] Oh no, stop, they’re just pinatas! – Got it! – [Videographer] Dude, no. Oh no, stop! Don’t hurt them. Don’t hurt them. Shit, Dillon, Gerald. Dillon, Gerald. – [Cop] Hey you with the camera! – [Videographer] No no, fuck! Oh shit! Oh shit, oh God damnit! Fuck this!

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