Greg Gutfeld on the White House Correspondents’ Dinner


JESSE WATTERS, DANA PERINO. “THE FIVE” .” SATURDAY WAS THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER. HERE’S A CLIP.>>IT IS A TRASH FIRE.>>Greg: WE COULD STOP THERE. EVERYTHING WENT AS PLANNED. THE COMEDIAN, ON DILUTED LEFTIST PLUCKED FROM DAILY SHOW ASSEMBLY LINE. UNLOADED ON THE WHITE HOUSE. LIKE A TORTOISE ON CRUTCHES, YOU COULD SEE THE JOKES LIMPING TOWARD YOU. THE DINNER IS OLD NEWS, AN OF SELF CONGRATULATIONS, SELFIES, PREDICTABLE BARBS.>>I HAVE TO SAY I AM A LITTLE STARSTRUCK. I LOVE YOU AS AUNT LYDIA IN THE HANDMAID’S TALE. I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE SARAH. I THINK SHE IS VERY RESOURCEFUL. LIKE SHE BURNS FACTS AND USES THE ASH TO CREATE A PERFECT SMOKY EYE. MAYBE SHE IS BORN WITH IT. MAYBE IT’S LIES. PROBABLY LIVES. I AM NEVER SURE WHAT TO CALL SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS. IS IT SARAH SANDERS? SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS? WHAT IS UNCLE TOM BUT FOR WHITE WOMEN WHO DISAPPOINT OTHER WHITE WOMEN?>>Greg: WOLF REMINDS US YOU CAN SMEAR WOMEN AS LONG AS YOU ON THE RIGHT. THE MEDIA CALLS IT A ROAST. IF IF YOU DID IT COME IT WOULDB IF IF YOU DID IT COME IT WOULDE CALLED MISOGYNY. PROGRESSIVES PLAY BY DIFFERENT RULES. TAKE JOY REID. WHATEVER SHE WRITES WILL BE EXCUSED. BEING ON THE LEFT EXCUSES EVERYTHING. YOU CAN DRIVE GIRLS INTO THE DRINK OR RUN THE CLAN AND STILL SIT IN THE SENATE AS LONG AS YOU’RE A DEMOCRAT. THE COMMENTS DEFENDERS WILL SAY CIAMPA SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT WOMEN TOO. YOU ARE RIGHT. HE SAID BAD THINGS ABOUT EVERYONE. BUT IF HE WASN’T PRESIDENT AND MARCO RUBIO WAS, DO YOU THINK MICHELLE WOULD BE ANY NICER TO RUBIO? HE IS PRO-LIFE. SHE IS THIS.>>MIKE PENCE IS ANTICHOICE. HE THINKS ABORTION IS MURDER. BUT DON’T KNOCK IT UNTIL WE’VE TRIED IT.>>Greg: MAYBE THAT’S WHAT BRIAN SELTZER CONSIDERS BRAVE MATERIAL. YEAH, CIAMPA SAID BAD THINGS BUT HE CRUSHED ISIS AND — I WILL TAKE THE TRAY OFF EVEN IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO BAD JOKES. KIMBERLY, I GO TO YOU. I BELIEVE YOU FEEL STRONGLY.>>YOU ARE MONITORING ME ALL WEEKEND.>>Greg: I WAS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE. SO I HAVE TO TELL YOU. I FELT THIS WAS SO MEAN-SPIRITED THAT IT WASN’T ANYTHING THAT WAS COMEDIC. THERE WAS NOTHING TO BE GAINED FOR HER SAYING THESE TYPE OF THINGS THAT WERE DIRECTLY TARGETED. I THINK OF THE MAJORITY OF WHAT SHE HAD TO SAY — THIS ISN’T ADVANCING THE FIRST AMENDMENT. THIS IS PROFFERING CRUELTY. IF YOU ARE SITTING IN A CHAIR LIKE THAT TO LISTEN TO THAT, AND EVERYBODY, I GUESS SOME PEOPLE LAUGHED BUT TO GO ON IN THIS WAY, I THOUGHT IT WAS ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE. WE WERE ALL INVITED. WE DIDN’T GO. YOU WENT. I THINK YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE OF THE FIVE OF US. JUAN WILL SAY WITH HIS PERSONAL EXPENSE WAS THERE AND LISTENING. SOMETIMES IT’S DIFFERENT. AT HOME, AND WE WATCHED IT SO MANY TIMES MY FELT SO SAD FOR HER. SARAH CONDUCTED HERSELF BEAUTIFULLY AND HANDLED HERSELF WELL. TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN, SO MEAN-SPIRITED, BULLYING. THAT’S WHAT IT IS. I WOULDN’T LIKE IT IF SHE SAID THAT ABOUT A MAN, A WOMAN, A CHILD. WHAT DID SARAH SANDERS EVER DO TO HURT TO DESERVE THOSE PERSONAL ATTACKS ON THAT LEVEL OF VITRIOL? SHE SHOULD BE HORRIBLE ABOUT HERSELF WHEN SHE GOES TO BED AND WHEN SHE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING, MICHELLE WOLF. NOTHING IT WAS — NOTHING OF IT WAS FUNNY WHATSOEVER.>>Greg: THEY WOULD RESPOND THAT BECAUSE TRUMP WASN’T THERE, SHE BECOMES THE TARGET. SHE IS THE PROXY. NUMBER TWO, TRUMP HAS SAID THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE’S FACES TWICE.>>Dana: AND SOME PEOPLE LAUGHED. ACROSS THE BOARD, I DON’T GET GOOD OR FUNNY. THE INTERESTING THING ABOUT THIS, IF YOU WANT TO GO THE PRESIDENT WENT TO THE GRIDIRON DINNER AND IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST THAT HE’S ATTENDED. HE BROUGHT THE HOUSE DOWN. HE WAS VERY FUNNY. HIS SPEECH WAS GREAT. NANCY PELOSI WAS ONE OF THE SPEAKERS. I THINK THAT NIGHT, AND THEN TOM COTTON. USUALLY IF YOU HAVE AN ELECTED LEADER WHO HAS — IT’S NOT EASY TO GIVE A SPEECH LIKE THAT. THEY HAVE TO PRACTICE. IT COSTS A LOT BECAUSE I USUALLY FARM IT OUT TO SOME A GREAT SPEECHWRITER. I DON’T PICK WASHINGTON, D.C., NEEDS TO BRING IN ANYONE FROM THE OUTSIDE TO DO THIS TYPES OF THINGS. THE GRIDIRON DINNER HAS NEVER DONE IT. IT’S ALWAYS FANTASTIC. THE LINE THEY HAVE, THE GRIDIRON SINGES BUT IT NEVER BURNS. I HOPE THAT’S THE LAST OF THE SOUND BITES I HAVE TO HEAR. HER VOICE IS REALLY, IT REALLY GETS TO ME. CRAIG FERGUSON WAS ONE OF THE ONLY COMEDIANS THERE THAT I THOUGHT WAS SO GENTLE. HE BASICALLY MADE FUN OF HIMSELF THE ENTIRE TIME, ANTICOMPLEMENT TO ME. SO I REMEMBER THAT. SHE TALKS ABOUT THE ABORTION JOKE. ONE THING YOU COULD SAY IN RESPONSE, AT LEAST SHE CALLED IN A BABY.>>Greg: THAT WAS THE BIGGEST FLAW.>>Dana: OH, SO NOW YOU THINK IT’S A BABY. WE ARE GOING TO TAKE BACK TO THE CONGRESS.>>Greg: THAT WAS A BIG FLAW AND IT UNDERMINED HER JOKE. OBAMA GIVES GREAT SPEECHES. THEY DIDN’T NEED A COMEDIAN.>>Dana: THE ELECTED LEADERS WHO GIVE FUNNY SPEECHES, NOT EVEN ELECTED LEADERS. LAURA BUSH, WHEN SHE DID IT ONE YEAR AT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER, IT WAS HILARIOUS. WHEN SHE CALLED HERSELF A “DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES.” EVERYBODY GOT IT. YOU DON’T NEED TO BRING IN SOME OF THE FROM THE OUTSIDE.>>Kimberly: I AGREE WITH YOU, DANA. WHEN OBAMA SPOKE, HE WAS FUNNY, ENTERTAINING. PEOPLE WOULD GO. NO ONE WANTS TO LISTEN TO THIS NONSENSE.>>Greg: NOT A ROUSING SUCCESS.>>Jesse: ROSEANNE BARR SAID THE FIRST RULE OF COMEDY, YOU DON’T TARGET SOMEONE IN THE AUDIENCE WAS MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU ARE. YOU WILL LOSE THE ENTIRE CROWD. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS. YOU BOOK A C LIST COMEDIAN TO MAKE FUN OF THE A-LISTERS. LOOK WHO THEY HAVE HAD. SISLEY STRONG, LARRY WILMORE, MICHELLE WOLF, HASSAN MENAGE. I’VE NEVER HEARD OF THESE PEOPLE.>>Greg: THEY ARE ALL THE DAILY SHOW.>>Jesse: THEY ARE NOT FAMOUS COMEDIANS. DURING OBAMA, THEY HAD CONAN, JIMMY KIMMEL, SETH MEYERS, JAY LENO. UNDER BUSH, COLBERT, JAY LENO, DREW CAROL.>>Dana: THEY SAY THAT COLBERT ENDED UP WITH THE PRIME TIME LATE SHOW BECAUSE OF THE PERFORMANCE.>>Jesse: IN THAT CASE, I BLAME THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER ASSOCIATION FOR HIM BUT THE DELIVERY WAS TERRIBLE IN THIS, AVERAGE MATERIAL. THE VOICE WAS NOT GOOD. I’M GLAD YOU SET IT AND I DIDN’T HAVE TO SAY IT FIRST. BUT THE POINT IS, I BLAME THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS’ DINNER ASSOCIATION FOR THIS. THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO WHEN THEY BOOKED THIS PERSON. BUT THIS IS WHO THE LEFT IS. THEY HAVE BEEN SMEARING AND HURTING CONSERVATIVES AND TRAFFICKING IN THIS KIND OF HATEFUL, UNFUNNY STUFF FOR THE LAST YEAR. ON THE SHOW WE’VE HAD MONTAGES OF THE STUFF FROM CHELSEA HANDLER GOING AFTER MELANIA. THE ASSASSINATION JOKES WITH KATHY GRIFFIN. JOHNNY DEPP. YOU HAD CHRIS MATTHEW SAY HORRIBLE THINGS. WHAT THEY SAY ON “MORNING JOE.” SWEAR WORDS ON CNN. IT’S BEEN DESPICABLE. NO ONE HAS EVER CONDEMNED IT, AND HERE’S THE REASONS WHY THEY CONDEMNED IT THIS TIME. IT WAS DONE IN THEIR ROOM AT THEIR DINNER BY A COMEDIAN WHO THEY HIRED, AND IT WAS DONE TO THE PERSON’S FACE. ALL THE OTHER HATEFUL STUFF WAS ON TWITTER. IT WAS ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHOW. THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY. THE REASON THEY HAD TO CONDEMN THIS COMEDIAN NOW IS BECAUSE IT WAS A P.R. PROBLEM FOR THEM. THEY WERE ONLY DOING IT FOR THAT REASON AND THAT REASON ALONE.>>Greg: JUAN, TO THAT POINT, DO YOU THINK THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION WAS COWARDLY FOR DISTANCING THEMSELVES? I DON’T THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE. THEY MADE THE DECISION TO HAVE HER THERE. THEY SHOULD HAVE SUPPORTED HER EYE THINK.>>Juan: I THINK THEY MUST BE REACTING TO SOME BACKLASH THEY RECEIVED. I THINK THE BACKLASH IN MY MIND TO SOMEONE WHO WAS THERE, THERE WAS NO ONE WALKING OUT, BY THE WAY. YOU HAD SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS SITTING ON THE STAGE. I BELIEVE SHE WAS TWO PEOPLE REMOVED FROM THE LECTERN. SHE IS SITTING THERE, AND EVEN THE TV CAMERAS THEN ENLARGED THE PERSPECTIVE SO YOU COULD SEE SANDERS REACTING TO MISS WOLF. THE PROBLEM WAS IT JUST FELT UNFAIR TO HER. I THOUGHT — I SAW SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS AND I SAID I THINK YOU HAVE A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR BECAUSE IN THE MOMENT YOU WERE WORRIED SHE WAS GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS OR STAND UP AND WALK OUT AND THERE WOULD BE A WHOLE DEAL ABOUT THAT. THAT’S NOT WHAT THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS ASSOCIATION WANTED THEIR EVENT. WHERE I DISAGREE WITH YOU GUYS, SHE WAS HILARIOUS. I THINK SHE WAS GENIUS FUNNY. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. SHE WAS PICKING ON THE PRESS A LOT. SHE WAS PICKING ON DEMOCRATS. SHE SAID ABOUT THE IDEA THAT FRANKEN IS GONE, SHE SAID TED KENNEDY PROBABLY SAID HEY, I MURDERED A GIRL, THAT KIND OF THING.>>Greg: THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE.>>Juan: LIES HERE WITH YOU GUYS, YOU TALK ABOUT LIBERAL INTOLERANCE FOR A VARIETY OF VOICES AND SPEECH. HERE’S A VARIETY OF COLOR HERE’S A DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE. SHE WENT AFTER AND PROBABLY HER MOST TELLING THING WAS SHE SAID YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS IN THE PRESS, YOU CREATED THIS MONSTER. AND NOW YOU ARE MAKING BOOKS, PODCASTS, TV SHOWS, MAKING MONEY. BUT ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS TRUMP AND RUSSIA. ANOTHER GOOD PART WAS WHEN SHE WENT AFTER WHITE WOMEN. I’VE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS. SHE SAID YOU THINK ABOUT WHAT’S GOING ON NOT ONLY WITH SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS BUT YOU THINK ABOUT KELLYANNE CONWAY. YOU THINK ABOUT IVANKA. EVERYBODY SAYS WOMEN’S ISSUES ARE GOING TO BE AT THE FOREFRONT. SHE SAID YOU GUYS HAD DISAPPOINTED WHITE WOMEN AND SHE CALLED THEM UNCLE TOMS IN TERMS OF WHITE WOMEN. EVERYBODY, WHERE I WAS SAYING, — SITTING, PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING.>>Jesse: I WATCH THE WHOLE THING ON C-SPAN. SHE LOST THE CROWD EARLY AND SHE BOMBED. THERE’S SO MUCH GOOD MATERIAL ABOUT THE TRUMP WHITE HOUSE FROM JIM ACOSTA TO TWITTER TO THE RUSSIANS TO PELOSI AND CHUCK SCHUMER. IT IS SO EASY TO MAKE, EVEN CLEAN JOKES, THE MAJORITY OF THE STUFF WAS VERY DIRTY. I CAN HANDLE DIRTY JOKES AND EVERYBODY THERE CAN HANDLE DIRTY JOKES. I THINK IT TAKES MORE TALENT TO BE CLEAN. ALMOST EVERYTHING IS FILTHY. YOU CAN BE MEAN BUT THE JOKES HAVE TO LAND.>>Kimberly: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS, JESSE SAYING HE CAN DO IT. WANTING GREG TO DO IT.>>Greg: DONALD TRUMP HAD A SUGGESTION HOW TO MAKE IT BETTER AND IT WAS: THE SO-CALLED COMEDIAN REALLY “BOMBED.” @GregGutfeld SHOULD HOST NEXT YEAR! SO I AM SAYING YES. LET’S DO A COUNTER DINNER. MAYBE FOR POLICE WIDOWS, THE

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  1. maybe if you morons watched "Putin throws out the oligarchs",…a three part series on you tube ,..you might not be morons ! OR,..keep watching the american fake news and keep being illiterate !

  2. Awwwww he’s being a whiny snowflake. She was fantastic! She’s right about one thing… it’s lies!

  3. haha brilliant. "let's get the opinion of someone there" "i disagree with yo…" "ahh must have been at the wrong table" can't make it up

  4. Michelle Wolf NAILED IT! Not only did she go after the politicians. She went hard on THE MEDIA. She accused them of recycling the same stories day after day ad nauseum. My favorite part was " YOU PEOPLE HELPED CREATE THIS MONSTER AND NOW YOU'RE PROFITING OFF OF HIM. She spoke truth to power and was fearless. I will definitely watch her show on Netflix when it comes out.

  5. NOT funny AT ALL!! A GRATING VOICE LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD. Bullying Sarah Huckabee. DISGUSTING!!

  6. With all of Hollywood's magic,THAT was the best they could make her look? Like a cross between carrot top and skeletor.

  7. Michelle wolf sounds like Alvin the chipmunk on OxyContin, but less funny because she looks like carrot top!

  8. No wonder Michelle Wolf is bitter, angry, and humorless. Look at what nature did to her. What's uglier — her face or her voice? More hideous is her vicious, mean-spirited SJW sensibility which shows all the Left has to offer today: rage, bitterness, envy, and childish bullying insults.

  9. Michelle should be imprisoned for using her voice to torture the public. she obvoously stuck a rubber duckie up her nose in order to tickle her adanoids

  10. In all seriousness I didn't think she was funny at all. , But its crazy that she was so unfunny and yet still some how a million times funnier than Greg Gutfeld, scary how unfunny Gutfeld is,

  11. I'm against abortion….but I'm with michelle wolf on this one……celebrate michelle wolfs abortion…stop this blood line to help the world….

  12. I am all free speech trust me but this was such a nasty attack on another human being. I can enjoy a good roast like the next person but just nasty.

  13. Has Jon Stewart ever been invited to one of these things? That dude is funny. If you can put personal politics aside--and I know some people can't — you can laugh at a person's sharp, witty, political jokes..but they have to actually be funny… but this chick was just awful.. it was amateur hour. Painful to watch.

  14. On the contrary…….I'm mesmerized by Sarah her presence….her confidence…her intelligence…..she is the epitome of a beautiful professional smart woman.
    We love and appreciate you Sarah…you are so patient to listen to the nutjob media LEFTIST kooks.

  15. That's nice they now let slow, unfunny mentally challenged people speak at the dinner , so cool😎😟😜😛😝😖 at least it could have been cringe-worthy at least. I think Sarah showed a lot of patience ,tolerance and strength with no fear. Wow anyways rest in peace democrats ?-2016 ,it could take 5 century's for them to recover about the same age as Nancy palosi ,she looks like a talking head stone or a fu*ked up scientific project,enough already , they have made me change sides like a straight man to a fagg0* lol😎 .

  16. Why are they even having the White House Correspondents' Dinner anyway? They lie and fabricate hateful stories and then expect to be HONORED with a dinner?.. Stop wasting taxpayer money on liars and the mentally challenged press agents looking to become famous by lying in the "stories"….

  17. Wow she kind of sounds like an Uncle Tom actually. She's also very difficult to listen to as she's not funny at her voice is very grating to the ears.

  18. Absolutely disgusting ignorant woman…. Not funny at all.. just ignorant jealous and horrendous annoying voice…

  19. Michelle wolf the snaggle toothed woman that looks like chewbacca on heroin has dissed Sarah Sanders looks is obviously not a fan of irony or doesnt own a mirror.
    Brown bag that head and get a voice modulator anything is better then the high pitched screech coming out of your pie hole.

  20. for the most part, conservatives lack artistic sensibility and do not understand comedy. like literature, comedy uses exaggeration to drive home its salient points, yet those who do not grasp the concept cannot grasp the profound meaning and relevant lessons in works like wolf's monologue. conservatives fall into the same trap every time they attempt literary criticism of comedy, and inevitably sound shallow and unintelligent.

  21. That blonde lady actually suggests that trump gets a great speech writer for his tours I suggest you're a phony

  22. She was horrible, even for a liberal "comedian". Was she on something or drunk? Juan thought she was funny???? I have yet to hear ANY sense come out of that liberal bot!

  23. Lame replies. She killed it. Hahahs. Republicans act like they were picked on in school and never got invited to any parties

  24. That very unfunny comic woman who talks out of the side of her mouth is pretty vile and evil. She speaks for the Democratic party.

  25. This woman thinks murdering babies through abortion is funny but one of these days she is going to die and Hell is waiting for Her ! And then Her comedy about murdering innocent babies won’t be so funny to Her Then !

  26. I don't find roasts funny. I think they are mean spirited no matter who is doing it and who the target is. However, I know other people find them funny and thats what they are meant to be. Having said that, I really think people are missing the context of her comments. She is a COMEDIAN hired for what was supposed to be a light hearted event where fun is supposed to be poked at members of the press. To me, nothing she said in her routine was meant to be taken seriously or as representative of her real opinion. If she had been saying these things in a more serious venue / setting (in an interview for instance) then the people she spoke of being angry / hurt / offended would have been okay and would have completely justified this kind of response.

    When she is on stage and doing her routine she is doing it to make people laugh. It's her job. We as the audience can laugh (or not). Yes, she did roast people but she roasted nearly EVERYONE there – no one was singled out. Perhaps a roast was what she was asked to do by the people that hired her – who knows! Considering they are all in the public eye, all of them should be able to understand that they will have jokes made about them and that it is all just part of the job and be able to just shrug it off.

    I do find it ironic though. The comments said by NON-comedians about Wolf seem just as mean spirited as they claim her of being yet they are NOT meant as a joke in any way. She is a comedian and did her job (whether people found them funny or not is irrelevant). What is the excuse of these others except genuine malice? That bothers me more to be honest.

  27. You people need to learn to take a fuckin joke.. besides her voice her material was funny. The right has turned into bigger pussies than the liberals

  28. What an awful voice! What an awful left wing comedian! How on earth does she get work? All she does is insult people! I would have walked out!

  29. I'm not from America…but I watch American news… And that's because I discovered that Ron Burgundy, was not satire…but bares reality in this intimate war between liberal and conservative news… After watching for so long…this video may contain conservative tears… (no snowflake on account that global warming does not exist in Fox world).

    It's extremely odd though, that American media uses the same spy craft perfected by an adversarial country, on it's own people… Coz remember guys, America invented A. I. D. S? Or was that just…. Fake news?

  30. I wonder if the flat joke Fest made them ratings on Netflix.
    Hey wolf where's season 2?
    Did your Show "break"??

  31. This woman is a disgrace however let me point out—she IS a representative of the loony left! If she's the best they have—the Republicans are victorious!

  32. There were no jokes, just straight insults with no punchline. Obviously she just showed up to verbally harass people. She looks and sounds disgusting anyway.

  33. Glad to see the Right is against snowflakes. Unless of course they encounter jokes that hurt their feelings😂.

  34. So I guess instead of facts don’t care about your feelings it should be “feelings don’t care about your jokes.”

  35. push her outta way   and now my jokes sweety  comedy is not your day job right   she was not funny juan   reallllly

  36. Godless charlatans leading cadres of belligerent fools. But don't forget– these fools turned 65 seats in the House of Representatives in 2018. Pray for the United States.

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