Happy 175th Anniversary Florida!


FLORIDA IS A KEY STATE AND FLORIDA HAD A BIG MILESTONE, THE 175th ANNIVERSARY OF FLORIDA BECOMING A STATE. FLORIDA IS 175 YEARS OLD, WHICH IS WHY IT MOVED TO FLORIDA IN THE FIRST PLACE. FLORIDA IS A STRANGE, EVEN THEIR STATE FLAG LOOKS LIKE THE WRONG ANSWER ON FAMILY FEUD. IT, NO STATE IN THE UNION HAS CRAMMED MORE CRAZY INTO ITS YEARS OF EXISTENCE THAN FLORIDA. WITH THAT SAID, WE ARE VERY PLEASED TO PRESENT THIS TRIBUTE TO OUR FAVORITE STATE.>>THERE’S NEVER BEEN A BETTER TIME TO VISIT FLORIDA. JOIN US AS WE CELEBRATE 175 YEARS OF STATEHOOD. SINCE 1845, FLORIDA HAS BEEN AMERICA’S TOP TRAVEL DESTINATION FOR PEOPLE HOPING TO GET A DUI ON A LAWNMOWER, BUT NO MATTER HOW YOU GET THERE, WHETHER BY STREET-LEGAL JET SKI OR TWERKING ON THE ROOF OF A NISSAN, IN FLORIDA EVERYONE’S WELCOME. SO KICKBACK AND SMOKE SOME WEED IN A MATERNITY WARD OR CRACK IN THE ICU. LOOKING FOR EXCITEMENT? JUST STEAL 16 METRIC TONS OF CRISCO OR 850 PAIRS OF LADIES UNDERWEAR OR THROW A LIVE ALLIGATOR INTO A DRIVE THROUGH. AND WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN THE NIGHT GETS HOT. AT ONE OF OUR WORLD FAMOUS STRIP CLUBS WHERE YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOUR HAEART DESIRES, EVEN RUN OVER YOUR OWN LEGS WITH A PAUP TRUCK. THE SUNSHINE STATE LA MWILL MAKL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE TODAY. BOOK A TRIP TODAY. 21 REPTILE POACHERS CAN’T BE WRONG. COME TO FLORIDA, THE STATE THAT GOD FORGOT.>>Jimmy: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, FLORIDA.
WE LOVE YOU.

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