How Doctor Strange Should Have Ended

Okay we’ve snuck into the Marvel’s School of Kung-fu Witchcraft and Wizardry Now lets go steal some unprotected books of power. Shall we? Mr. Kaecilius! I’ve already got this sling ring going into the library. Oh. I can just just take the book right now. Should I grab it? Uh… sure I guess. These sling rings sure are handy! Yes they are. I mean when you think about it. We didn’t even need to walk through this courtyard. No. I guess not. Hey and there’s an infinity stone just sitting here unattended as well! Do you want that too! Holy crap! Yes! Hey Frank! What do you got for me? Oh I’ve got some doozies! You ready? *CAR HORN*
YEEEEAAAAAA Ep NO No you know what… Texting and driving at high speeds on a winding road at night… a really… Really bad idea. I’ll uh call you back in like five minutes, Okay? Okay. Driving responsibly Cause I’m so Smart! And I like my hands Yeaaaaaaagh! Why are you smiling? Do you think that’s funny? What’s funny is that you’ve lost your sling ring. *gasp* Ha ha! Thanks, Cloak. Looks like you guys are no match for the Cloak of Levita… Whoaaaaa! Cloak! Too Far! Excuse me please! Oh Lord! Now we got Ghost Doctors up in this hospital! They are going to attack the Sanctum… Choose your weapons wisely. *BANG* YES! HA HA! Wong! Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain! What is your bargain!? Leave Earth. Take your eye makeup followers with you. And never come back! Okay!!!! Fine! *Screams* You know… They really should put the warnings at the beginning of the.. *splat* PSYCH! Just kidding! I changed my mind! Well you saved the earth. But there will be more dangers to come. Word of the ancient one’s death will spread through out the multiverse. Earth has no sorcerer supreme to defend it. Ah yes… If only we had a device that could reverse things that are damaged… No. Yes. No! Yes! NO! So… I resurrected the ancient one. Hellooooo! Hey. I’m Batman. Heard you like to dabble in the dark dimension. You wanna dabble in the… Dark Knight Dimension? Oh you poor man. Hehehehe! He he. I’m… I’m not poor. So you reversed time to save the world and someone special who died! Yes! Yes I did. And I also fixed London. And I fixed my hands! I even rescued Batman from being devoured by a high pitched talking shark. Nooo! What? That didn’t…. Never mind! I see. Yeah this little infinity thingy sure does a lot! I love turning back time to rescue others. It’s so convenient! And now that you’ve got that magic necklace you can pretty much save everyone! You could save Quicksilver. Yep. All the people who died in Sokovia! Uh huh. You could save Vision when he gets that gem ripped out of his head. What did you say? Oh! Nothing! With magic you can save everything! Oh I’m afraid there are great consequences when one messes with the fabrics of time. Like what though? The Bill ALWAYS comes DUE! That’ll be twelve fifty. Mordo? What are you doing waiting tables? Toooo Many Sorcerers! And obviously I had to get a job after I quit. *sigh* Not being a sorcerer sucks! Don’t worry. Please let me pay for this. Oh! Whoopsies! Ha! I’m Sorry. I have so much money. Do you know why? Because your parents were rich.. Because I’m BATMAN! Dormammu is SO FAT! Everywhere he goes becomes the Dark Dimension! Oooooooooooo! I hate you guys!

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