How to celebrate the Dutch New Year

hello foreigners today we’re going to teach you all about how to celebrate New Year’s Eve like a true Dutch person so the first thing you need to do is buy yourself a lot of olliebollen because you have to eat them the whole day in the whole night and the day after so let me tell you a little bit more about the oliebol so an oliebol is actually like a big kut! an oliebol is actually like a big ball full of saturated fat and on top you put like sugar and you can have raisins in it as well but watch out do not confuse this with a donut well the thing they do have in common is that they are very sweet full of saturated fat and they’re going to make your ass grow for sure but it’s not the same thing because an oliebol is typically Dutch you can eat i think your new year’s eve you can eat about three of them in the next day you can eat what’s left so maybe five more so then you have your carbs and calories for the rest of the month already hey another way to celebrate New Years Eve like a true Dutch person is to set of loads of fireworks and I mean loads of fireworks maybe some American men like to be behind the BBQ the thing for Dutch men is really really really to set off a lot of fireworks I think people spend on average about 500 euros so they have like one hour during midnight on the thirty-first of December and they can set it all off and it can feel like real men so the last thing you should absolutely do during New Year kut, kut, kut once more, ok so the last thing you should absolutely do during new years eve is a drink lots of cheap Prosecco drink a lot of cheap Prosecco usually in the last week of December the prosecco is in the bonus of Albert Heijn so you can get two proseccos for the price of one so you can get loads of prosecco to to get drunk so after getting drunk you’re just going to cycle home and the next day you will wake up with a huge hangover but that’s fine because you had fun so I’m going to tell you don’t hold back and enjoy and happy new year!

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  1. Hello foreigner.. u think u funny? u r just one of dumb nederlanders…teach us how to milk would do better job jajajaja

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