Arin: Hey, I’m grump Dan: I’m not so grump Together: and we’re the Game Grumps! Arin: Shredding on that guitar.
Dan: Yes Arin: That smooth crystal guitar
Dan: That is smooth Dan: Welcome to Imagine Fashion Party
Arin: mmm Dan: It was next to the- it was on the shelf next to imagine party babies, and we were like aw man Dan: If it’s anything like it, we gotta do it Arin, distantly: well, yeah, I mean…. *Dan making guitar noises* *Arin makes poor guitar noises* Dan: Alright, do it, we have no idea what we’re in for here.
Arin: He’s fucking shredding too Dan: Yeah he’s killing it Arin: That guy in the back is just like *rich guy laugh* Dan: I can’t be blamed. I’m just fashionable *Arin does more rich guy laughs* Arin: Imagine, if we had a budget to make this game, oh Dan: oh Game Character: Welcome to your favourite show- Dan: Wow, it’s very similar to the voice he actually has Arin: *rich guy laugh* Dan: Multiplayer hell yea-*burps* Arin: yeah let’s do it
Dan: Oh, excuse me Dan: Oh my god, look at this!
Arin: Oh shit yeah! Arin: I want! yes please! Dan: You want Rachel? Arin: Oh my God Rachel. Dan: I’m a fan of this little lady, Jane Arin: Oh Jane Dan: Damn Jane Arin: Chinese silk or chinese- Dan: I thought it said Chinese sex doll Dan: *laughs* Like all together Arin: Wait Arin: Workshops? Chinese and China.
Dan: Oh, I dunno Dan: Well that- well that, that’s the china choice
Arin: That’s a little on the nose Dan: Well- Oh workshops *laughs* Arin: I think Dan: Yeah they do have slave labor in those countries. It’s fucked up. We do not support it Arin: I’m doing Chinese silk. Whoa dude!
Dan: Damn! Arin: Wait wait wait hold on!
Dan: Hold on whoa hey wait! Dan: Keep the camera on me. I gotta talk. Arin: Here I am! Whoa! *Arin laughs* Arin: Ah, there we go Dan: I’ve given up Arin: Hello *Dan laughs* Arin: Wait, not the splatter! Arin: Hey, what’s up? Well…
Dan: And you are? Dan: I’m just a camera guy. Arin: Hi I’m a designer oh uh- *They both try to do the voice of the man but he goes out of frame too fast* *They both laugh* Arin: Finally
Dan: Threesomes are gross *Arin laughs* Arin: Yeah
Dan: All right. Arin: It’s the devil’s threesome
Dan: Yeah, that’s the devil’s triangle yeah Arin: Devil’s triangle Dan: [spanish/italian accent?] Hello, my name is Douglas Pancino. I’m a professional designer I am here to teach you about fashion design- *Arin grunts stylishly* Arin: [girl voice] As if by magic! Dan: What? Oh
Arin: What the fuck? Dan: That was Jane- Ah- We- ‘Cause we both, like, hit it to move forward Arin: Oh shit
Dan: Sorry, sorry Dan: Now I’ll never know what Jane said, and she’s me! Dan: [spanish/italian accent] First you need to make this piece of clothing which will serve as the bah-sé. Zis is the conception phase. Arin: Okay Dan: Oh shit
Arin: Oh oh oh! Dan: We’re doing- uh- cut following the line Arin: uh Dan: uh Arin: uh- uhhhh Arin: Okay? Arin: This is really easy.
Dan: Oh yeah Dan: Oh no! No, awww
Arin: Yes! Dan: Son of a bitch
Arin: Yes! Arin: My dress! Dan: Adjust with the pins Arin: oh- um- wait, what?
Dan: Oh I missed Dan: I missed
Arin: What? Arin: What the fuck am I doing? Dan: I don’t know what we’re supposed to be doing Dan: Boop! Arin: What the fuck? Dan: I do not know, I do not know Arin: Ohhh, you gotta like stab it in. Dan: What?
Arin: Click and then stab it in Dan: Ohhhh
Arin: There you go. Arin: [girl voice] Sew the clothing! Dan: Oh my God *Arin makes sewing noises*
Dan: Sew it. Arin: Oh, uh
Dan: Oh you missed Dan: You fucking missed
*Arin makes more sewing noises* Arin: Ah, fuck Arin: I’m doing so good.
Dan: Oh mine looks pretty- Arin: What the fuck?
Dan: Mine looks pretty damn good Dan: Oh yeah Dan: You’ll never catch me. Yeah.
Arin: I got ya! Dan: Oh no you did not! Arin: Oh shit!
*Dan laughs* Arin: No! Dan: I finished finished *laughs* Dan:Yeah,
Arin: But I got a better score cause mine’s better. Dan: You probably did. Arin: Dammit! Dan: Nope. Dan: Sorry Rachel Arin: Oh you’re such a fucking pleb
*Dan laughs* Dan: Whatever Arin: I’m gonna beat you in this fashion contest.
Dan: Yeah *laughs* Arin: And you are gonna- You’re gonna eat your words mister, I’m gonna look fucking fabulous on the fucking runway Dan: First of all, it’s missy because I am Jane Arin: All right missy
Dan: Yeah. Arin: Jane, if that is your real name Dan: [girl voice] You can fucking suck a hard cock, Rachel. *Dan laughs* Arin: I know your name is, fucking, Eugene Dan: Oh my God I love it. Arin: Yeah, your mom named you Eugene, so what? Dan: You- Once you’re finished sucking that dick you should crush it against your forehead like a beer can *They laugh* Arin: Oh! Dan: Okay, now that you have the shape of the base, we need to improve the dress itself. Arin: and please don’t crush my dick against your forehead Dan: Please do not. Dan: uhhhh- oh choose the dress Arin: uhhhh Dan: Uh, where-
Arin: Yes? Yes Dan: Bad choice? Arin: Wait, to match? Dan: Ohhh, oh is that- is that what they want? *mimicks bad choice sound effect* oh bad choice Arin: uh oh, bad choice, Arin: wait, what good good wait? Oh, I did it.
Dan: I don’t know red or black Arin: Black black always looks good.
Dan: Yeah Dan: For any occasion
Arin: Long sleeves….
Dan: Perfect Arin: Shoot all the way then yeah, that’s fucking hot. That’s a Morticia shit right there. Dan: I’m- I’m going… Arin: Uh…. a b rooch Dan: How do I finish this? Arin: They’re all bad choices! Dan: No Dan: You just got to keep it classy bro. Arin:I’m literally going through all of them, and they’re all bad choices small bows Dan: Oh my God you’re right. They are all bad choices. Arin:Okay? Um there we go Dan:Wait, what-what it will work? Arin: Damn it, son of a bitch. Oh, god uh small bows Dan: This is embarrassing. Arin:I-just use small bows. Arin:Perfect! Arin: I did it, yay! Dan: I wish they had like- Arin: I’m a fashion- you literally just have to like, do what it wants Dan: Yeah
Arin: how is this a game? Dan: I-I wish like when, uh, when my character lost like just steam shoots out like *Dan makes hissing noise to imitate steam* *Arin laughs* Dan: And she’s just like AHHHHHH Arin: And her flesh starts searing like ‘You’ll never look pretty on the runway again’ Dan: Panchino comes out “I’m sorry, I said there would be consequences *Arin laughs* Arin(in Panchino voice): I did not specify about what they were. Dan(Panchino voice): Yes. Loading, Please Wait… Arin: If you want to take fashion seriously, you have to take it seriously. Dan: Please wait (wah-eat) Arin: One of you has to die *Dan laughs* Dan: This outfit now needs stocking and matching shoes. Select the icon for the underwear category, as requested. Arin: Shyussss Dan: Um Arin: Um… under.. Dan: Underwear? Arin: undergarments Dan: Good Dan: Yeah Deusly, no, perfect Arin: What Dan: Bad choice? Arin: But I- Dan: Perfect Arin: Did it Arin: Black? Cool? Dan: oooo That’s nice and high. How do I finish? Arin: High. Done, I am fucking hot. Dan: I do not understand
Arin: Oh, shoes
Dan: Oh, uh Arin: uh, uh, Sandals Dan: bad choice, perfect! Dan: Yes
Arin: uh red or black Dan: I fucking killed it
Arin: black? Dan: God, I look incredible Arin: Free, what is free?
Dan: I don’t know bro Dan: It’s probably what you’re wearing at that cheap ass store you shop at
Arin: Are you done? Dan: Oh fuck yeah, I’m done
Arin: What the fuck?! Dan: I’m ready to rock this goddamn runway.
Arin: But you look stupid, and I look fabulous Dan: Whatever, whore. Arin: What the fuck. Arin: How are you three points ahead of me?
Dan: I look incredible. Arin: I’m gonna sabotage your runway walk. I’m gonna cut off one of your heels. Dan: *laughing* Dan: Both of your outfits are outstanding, but Jane is just ahead by a touch. Arin: I’ll talk about touch
Arin: It’s a bad touch bad touch
Dan: *guitar noises* Arin: *imitating Dan’s guitar noises*
Dan:Jane has won. I won that trophy. I won a new element. fire *laughing* Dan: Enter my name, uh
Arin: you could have won ice but you are too far behind
Dan: ah yes Arin: Ploh pl, plaahl Arin: Wait, why are we doing this now? Oh, I’m sorry. What do we call you?
Dan: excellent job Dan: Plotz.
Arin: *laughing* Arin: How come I don’t get to name me?
Dan: Because you’re not the winner. You’re not going into the, uh Dan: Imagine fashion Hall of fame.
Arin: But what the fuck
Dan: because, dude, I Game character: -on the screen, you have the workshop catalogue and live show choices. Dan: Oh my God is it *jumbled speech* Dan: D-one more Workshop, and then we’ll go on the Catwalk.
Arin: I guess so Arin: China doll baby.
Dan: Oh God Lord knows what this could mean Arin: *imitating game music* Dan: Hey- oh, ah, oh
Arin: I don’t care okay. I’ve already seen it. Whoa. I like Ashley. She’s cute.
Dan: Me too. she’s making me blush Arin: I’m Ashley, specialist in hair and cosmetics. This first workshop is- aaah Arin: T- ow.
Dan: That’s you Arin (girly voice): Technically it’s completely within my capabilities Arin: D- ah dammit!
*both laughing* Dan: We both waited for the other one to do it first
Arin: *laughing* Arin: It’s fucking, press A, chicken
Dan: I was going to uh, i was gonna give Jane a *super annoyingly* A VOICE LIKE THIS. Dan: which is a shame.
Arin: *imitating dan’s super annoying voice* OH, GOD Arin: To start let’s get the hair sorted some french pleats will do the job Dan: go Dan: Snip snap snoozie snaz.
Arin: Gotta do it as quickly as possible Arin: Wait what
Dan: Stop shaking your head woman. alright Arin: Got it. God, she looks fucking great.
Dan: Yeah Dan: We’re givin’ her the princess Leia Arin: Stop why are you so far ahead stop shaking your head you stupid fucking bitch Dan: Uh, what is this dry the hair Dan: Oh, uh
Arin: straight straight Dan: What is happening right now
Arin: What the fuck?
Dan: This is so random Arin: We’re drying it am I drying it am I doing it
Dan: Yeah, I don’t know if we’re doing a good job Arin: Stop going so fast
Dan: oh, oh I co-comb it through comb it through
Arin: oh shit. Arin: Yes, I’m beating you.
Dan: No you’re not. Oh, I missed
Arin: I’m beating you. Dan: done
Dan: *laughing* Arin: My girl’s gonna be so fucking beautiful you have no idea- YES! YES, FUCK YOU! I am better at hair! Dan: *laughing* Arin: I am a hair whiz two points beat that shit!
Dan: Oh my God Arin: I got a time bonus.
Dan: Yeah, well congratulations, but we got the same level skills.
Arin: I’m getting a time boner right now dude Dan: I can see that, um Dan: next time on game grumps Arin: Okay
Dan: More imagine fashion action.
Arin: You got it baby
Dan: Okay, and yeah cuz now the Arin: The pressure’s on
Dan: Yeah, the juices are flowin’ Dan: Those hot nasty juices-
Arin: My juices are going all over your face, bro
Dan: is that Matt not wearing a shirt over there? it is Dan: Why is he walking around shirtless?