Impractical Jokers: After Party – Every Pocket Needs A Zipper | truTV


I made a misstep. -I made a misstep.
-Why? I bought a hoodie
without pockets. Oh, horrible.
That’s horrible. That’s like pajama pants
without pockets… Yeah.
…or sweatpants without pockets. It’s really like anything
without pockets. Everything should
have a pocket. Deep pockets.
Not shallow pockets. -I got a shallow pock’ here.
-I lost my cellphone on a cruise ship
because of a shallow pocket. -I was there.
-Never again. I know. I cried. -I know.
-I’ll tell you another thing. Every pocket
should have a zipper. Every pocket should be —
Okay, this is the takeaway. Every garment should have
a deep pocket with a zipper — at least one,
up to five. Especially when you’re
from New York City because
you get the muggings. I don’t buy a jacket that
doesn’t have an inside pocket. -You know this.
-Yeah, I like an inside pocket. I like a good ins–
With a zipper, though. You and — I don’t really get it
with you like a zippered pocket. I’ll tell you what I hate. I hate the bookbag that just
has a [bleep] drawstring on top. I’m walking, and someone pops —
Again, I’m from New York. If someone pops up, they
reach their hand in there… You wouldn’t feel it? Maybe not,
Not if you’re good at it. -[ Laughs ]
-Have you ever been mugged or pickpocketed
or anything like that? -No, I have, though.
-Stolen from? -No, I’ve —
-You’ve mugged someone. Yeah. [ Laughs ] Well, what’d you get? He didn’t have a zipper,
so I got a lot. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -I stand by all of it.
-You stand by all of it? You need the zipper, especially
with your active lifestyle. Yeah. Like, I — [ Laughter ] We never know when you’re
gonna burst into a sprint. -You don’t know.
-Let me ask you a question. And I don’t want to
harp on this too much, and it might be
too late for that, but… You ever unzip a pocket,
and inside… there’s another pocket? And with another zipper?
A double layer of protection? It’s like Fort Knox?
That’s a jacket I’m buying. Manufacturers, listen up.
Hear my words. Give me zippers
with pockets, and inside those zippers
are more pockets? I’m buying one
for everyone I know.

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  1. welcome to the world of women's fashion where nothing has pockets, and if it does it is sometimes a fake pocket that serves no purpose

  2. opening my zipper and pulling out my 12" shlong and jerking it is way better entertainment than watching these no talent hacks.

  3. Haha I luv u Sal. I don't blame you. Where can i find clothing with pockets with multiple pockets inside . that is so smart .

  4. One request guys show us the people's reactions when you tell them about them being on prank show. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  5. I got a notification in my YouTube feed for season 8 episode 5 just the punishment. I check YouTube TV for the episode and itโ€™s not there. What up with that?

  6. "Okay……This is the takeaway." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    I love that moment when Sal turns a side conversation into a passionate opinion.

  7. I could listen to Sal go on and on about the things that get on his nerves. I could also listen to Joe laugh all day at Sal while he's complaining. Such a rare friendship these men have.

  8. https://www.amazon.com/Delight-Fashion-Full-Zip-Hoodie-Pocket/dp/B077VGZ5XR/ref=asc_df_B073V54ZNQ/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312397330509&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3065923965909539347&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9032171&hvtargid=pla-572169495541&psc=1&th=1

  9. Well I couldnt find a jacket with multiple zippers and pockets but I found a pouch for pencils with a lot of zippers ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. "Everything should have a pocket" – Sal Vulcano

    I love when Sal gets sentimental and gets carried away. We need a compilation of that. #askajoker

  11. I lived in queens NY i took the j train to Jamaica and got of the train my wallet and phone was gone . Sense then ive got all my jackets with zippers or a inside pocket

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