I made a misstep. -I made a misstep.
-Why? I bought a hoodie
without pockets. Oh, horrible.
That’s horrible. That’s like pajama pants
without pockets… Yeah.
…or sweatpants without pockets. It’s really like anything
without pockets. Everything should
have a pocket. Deep pockets.
Not shallow pockets. -I got a shallow pock’ here.
-I lost my cellphone on a cruise ship
because of a shallow pocket. -I was there.
-Never again. I know. I cried. -I know.
-I’ll tell you another thing. Every pocket
should have a zipper. Every pocket should be —
Okay, this is the takeaway. Every garment should have
a deep pocket with a zipper — at least one,
up to five. Especially when you’re
from New York City because
you get the muggings. I don’t buy a jacket that
doesn’t have an inside pocket. -You know this.
-Yeah, I like an inside pocket. I like a good ins–
With a zipper, though. You and — I don’t really get it
with you like a zippered pocket. I’ll tell you what I hate. I hate the bookbag that just
has a [bleep] drawstring on top. I’m walking, and someone pops —
Again, I’m from New York. If someone pops up, they
reach their hand in there… You wouldn’t feel it? Maybe not,
Not if you’re good at it. -[ Laughs ]
-Have you ever been mugged or pickpocketed
or anything like that? -No, I have, though.
-Stolen from? -No, I’ve —
-You’ve mugged someone. Yeah. [ Laughs ] Well, what’d you get? He didn’t have a zipper,
so I got a lot. [ Laughter ] [ Applause ] -I stand by all of it.
-You stand by all of it? You need the zipper, especially
with your active lifestyle. Yeah. Like, I — [ Laughter ] We never know when you’re
gonna burst into a sprint. -You don’t know.
-Let me ask you a question. And I don’t want to
harp on this too much, and it might be
too late for that, but… You ever unzip a pocket,
and inside… there’s another pocket? And with another zipper?
A double layer of protection? It’s like Fort Knox?
That’s a jacket I’m buying. Manufacturers, listen up.
Hear my words. Give me zippers
with pockets, and inside those zippers
are more pockets? I’m buying one
for everyone I know.