In the House – 2×08 – Nanna Don’t Play (Part 1)


LET’S GO OVER THE LIST
FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY. DIRECTIONS TO THE HOTEL
IN VEGAS? COPY OF THE GROOM’S
FAVORITE MOVIE,
FORREST RUMP? THEY DIDN’T HAVE
FORREST RUMP, SO I GOTBOOTY
AND THE BEAST. MARION, WHAT’S
A BACHELOR PARTY? AUSTIN, REMEMBER
YOUR 9th BIRTHDAY PARTY? YEAH. IT’S KIND OF LIKE THAT. YOU HAVE CAKE,
PLAY SOME GAMES,
AND CHASE GIRLS AROUND. SOUNDS LIKE FUN.
CAN I GO? NO.
NO, NO. IT’S IN LAS VEGAS,
AND YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT. I’M ONLY GOING
BECAUSE I’M THE BEST MAN. I NEVER REALLY HAVE FUN
AT THESE THINGS. THE LIMO! THE LIMO!
THE LIMO’S ON FIRE! WE DON’T NEED NO WATER! LET THE WHOLE LIMO BURN! BURN, BILLY THE DRIVER! BURN! CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
NATIONAL BROADCASTING COMPANY, NBC PRODUCTIONS, AND 1995 NCI
CAPTION CLUB/GRANTSMANSHIP WHY DID DAD CALL
THIS FAMILY MEETING? MAYBE HE WANTS
TO BUY ME A CAR.
I’M ALMOST 16. DON’T GET YOUR HOPES UP,
TIFFANY. LET’S WAIT TILL SASCHA
TURNS 16 AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. [DOORBELL RINGS] HI, DADDY.
HI, SWEETIE. AHH! WELL, I GUESS
YOU’RE ALL WONDERING WHY I ASKED YOU
TO COME HERE. WE LIVE HERE, MILTON. OH, RIGHT. NANNA’S COMING TO TOWN
FOR THE WEEKEND. I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL
SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER. THAT’S GREAT. I ALWAYS
LOVED YOUR GRANDMOTHER. BUT I THOUGHT SHE HAD
HARD FEELINGS TOWARDS ME BECAUSE OF THE DIVORCE. DON’T WORRY ABOUT THAT. SHE DOESN’T BLAME ME? SHE DOESN’T KNOW. WE’VE BEEN DIVORCED
TWO YEARS. YOU NEVER TOLD
YOUR GRANDMOTHER? WE WERE HER FAVORITES,
AND SHE’S GOT
THAT BAD HEART. I WAS AFRAID THE DIVORCE
WOULD KILL HER. SO YOU WANT
TO TELL HER HERE AND WATCH HER DROP DEAD
IN MY LIVING ROOM? NO, NO, JACKIE.
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE, JUST FOR THE WEEKEND,
WE COULD PRETEND THINGS WERE THE WAY
THEY USED TO BE. YOU MEAN LIE TO NANNA? IT’S NOT LYING, SON.
IT’S SPARING
NANNA’S FEELINGS. THIS COULD BE THE WEEKEND THAT PUTS THE ME
IN MIATA. SO WHAT DOES SASCHA
HAVE TO SAY? NOTHING. I TREATED SASCHA
TO THE SPA FOR THE WEEKEND. I SAW NO REASON
TO DRAG HER INTO
THIS WEB OF DECEIT. SHE’S SO YOUNG
AND INNOCENT. WHAT ABOUT
ME AND TIFFANY? WE’RE YOUNG, AND I’M INNOCENT. IT’S NOT ABOUT US.
IT’S ABOUT NANNA. HER BUS TOUR ARRIVES
FIRST THING
TOMORROW MORNING, SO WHAT’S IT
GOING TO BE? THAT DEPENDS. DID YOU BRING
YOUR CHECKBOOK,
DADDY WARBUCKS? HERE’S TO OUR ALMOST
DEARLY DEPARTED BROTHER
DARRYL. AS YOU EMBARK
ON YOUR MARRIED LIFE, MAY YOU HAVE HEALTH,
WEALTH, AND CHILDREN
WHO LOOK LIKE YOUR WIFE. HEY, REMEMBER, NOW. I’M STILL THE TEAM
EQUIPMENT MANAGER. TALK LIKE THAT,
I’LL TELL EVERYBODY
YOUR REAL CUP SIZE. O.K., NOW,
ON A SERIOUS NOTE– DARRYL, PATTI’S
A WONDERFUL WOMAN, AND I’M PROUD TO BE
YOUR BEST MAN. OF COURSE, ANYTIME
I HANG AROUND YOU GUYS, I’M ALWAYS THE BEST MAN. HE’S CRAZY, MAN! IF I WANTED TO HEAR
A MONOLOGUE, I’D GO DOWN THE STREET
AND SEE JAY LENO. BRING OUT THEM HIGH-PRICED
INTERPRETIVE DANCERS. YEAH!
YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT,
MARION. THIS RAT PACK
NEEDS SOME CHEESE. YEAH!
YEAH! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN. LIVE FROM
THE VEGAS STRIP, I BRING YOU
MISS LADY LUCK AND MRS. ROULETTE
JOHNSON. [MUSIC PLAYS] [WILD CHEERING] AW, SOOKY, SOOKY, NOW. I’D LIKE TO TAKE A SPIN
WITH THAT ROULETTE. WHOO! YEAH!
YEAH! WHOO! NOW IT’S TIME
TO TEACH THE GROOM WHY WE CALL THIS
THE VEGAS STRIP. YAAH! [KNOCK ON DOOR] HI, MARION.
WE THOUGHT
WE’D SURPRISE YOU. PATTI, IT’S BAD LUCK
TO SEE THE GROOM
BEFORE THE WEDDING. IN SOME CASES,
IT CAN ALMOST BE FATAL. DARRYL! [CLEARS THROAT] UH…PATTI. I WAS JUST GETTING,
UH… FITTED
FOR MY…TUXEDO! YOU SAID IT WOULD BE
JUST YOU AND THE GUYS. WHO ARE THEY? [DARRYL]
UH– MARION, WHO ARE
THESE PEOPLE? UH… HOUSEKEEPING. THEY CAME BY TO PUT
THOSE LITTLE MINTS
ON THE PILLOWS. [GASP]
NANNA! JACKIE! OHH! OHH! NANNA, IT IS SO GOOD
TO SEE YOU. AND LOOK AT YOU. HAVE YOU LOST WEIGHT? SINCE I’VE SEEN YOU
LAST, I’VE LOST ABOUT
165 POUNDS. HI, NANNA. IS THAT MY LITTLE
TIFFANY? OHH! AND WHO IS THIS BIG MAN? MMM! NOW, I KNOW HOW MUCH
YOU LIKE GOING TO THE VIDEO ARCADE, SO HERE’S
A SHINY NEW DIME. THANK YOU, NANNA. MOM AND DAD ARE STILL
HAPPILY MARRIED. UH, KIDS, WHY DON’T YOU
TAKE NANNA’S BAGS UPSTAIRS? DON’T SAY ANYTHING ELSE. NANNA’S HAD A LONG TRIP. WELL, I WANT TO KNOW
ABOUT YOU TWO. OH, NANNA,
EVERYTHING IS FINE. WE’RE STILL
SO MUCH IN LOVE. YES, NANNA.
WE’RE STILL MARRIED. WHAT HAPPENED TO
THAT NICE BIG HOUSE
YOU HAD THE LAST TIME
I VISITED? YOU KNOW, THE ONE
WITH THE POOL. AND THAT NICE
LITTLE WOMAN WHO USED TO
WORK LIKE A DOG. NANNA,
THAT WAS ME. WE’RE JUST RENTING
THIS PLACE TEMPORARILY UNTIL THE DAMAGE
IS REPAIRED EARTHQUAKE.
FROM THE FIRE. FIRE.
THE EARTHQUAKE. MUDSLIDE.
MUDSLIDE. IS THIS ANY WAY TO ACT
ON THE HAPPIEST DAY
OF YOUR LIVES? THE KEY TO A HEALTHY
RELATIONSHIP IS COMMUNICATION. I WANT YOU TWO
TO OPEN UP. I COULD KILL YOU,
DARRYL. NONE OF THIS
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU HADN’T BEEN
SNOOPING AROUND
LIKE CLEOPATRA JONES. SEE? YOU STILL HAVE
STRONG FEELINGS
FOR EACH OTHER. NOW SERVING
HAPPY COUPLE NUMBER 47. PAT, DARRYL,
I’M BEGGING YOU. DON’T LET ONE INCIDENT
RUIN THE CHANCE FOR A LIFETIME
OF HAPPINESS. BESIDES… THE BACHELOR PARTY
WAS MY IDEA. I SHOULD TAKE THE BLAME. MARION’S RIGHT. I’M SORRY, SWEETHEART. LET’S JUST PUT THIS
BEHIND US. AND I LOVE YOU, PATTI. YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING
TO BE THE BEST WIFE
I EVER HAD. NOW SERVING HAPPY COUPLE
NUMBER 48. THAT’S US.
LET’S GO. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, US? YOU’RE NOT INVITED. I CAN’T LET YOU
DRAG ME DOWN ANYMORE. YOU TELL HIM, HONEY. EDDIE, YOU WANT TO BE
MY BEST MAN? I’LL BE ANYTHING YOU WANT
AS LONG AS ROULETTE
CAN CATCH THE BOUQUET. WE GOTS TO HUSTLE UP.
ROULETTE’S ON THE CLOCK. [COINS JINGLING] COME ON, CLAYTON,
LET’S GET OUT OF HERE. THIS PLACE IS BAD NEWS. I CAN’T LEAVE NOW. THIS MACHINE’S
TREATING ME BETTER
THAN MY JUNIOR PROM DATE. [COINS JINGLING] HA HA HA HA! YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT
A NICKEL INHEREAR. YOU DON’T HAVE TO
DO THIS. I CAN SLEEP
IN THE SAME BED
WITHOUT TOUCHING YOU. I KNOW. YOU DID IT
FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS
OF OUR MARRIAGE. YOU COULD HAVE
MET ME HALFWAY
BY SHAVING YOUR LEGS. JACKIE! MILTON. OHH, IT JUST
WARMS MY HEART TO SEE YOU TWO
SO MUCH IN LOVE AFTER
ALL THESE YEARS. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN,
NANNA. SOMETIMES I JUST
WANT TO SMACK HIM JUST TO MAKE SURE
HE’S REAL. DON’T YOU MIND ME,
LOVEBIRDS. I’M GETTING
A GLASS OF MILK
BEFORE BED. YOU CAN JUST PRETEND
I’M NOT HERE. WHO ARE YOU? I’M MARION.
WHO ARE YOU? THAT’S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS. WHERE DID YOU GET
THAT KEY? MA’AM, I JUST WANT TO
GET OUT OF THESE CLOTHES
AND GO TO BED. OH, NO, YOU DON’T! AAH! OHH! OHH! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? SOME OLD WOMAN
JUST BLINDED ME. IS SHE STILL HERE? YOU’RE LUCKY
I DIDN’T HAVE
MY PEPPER SPRAY. THEN WHAT WAS THAT? MY TRAVEL-SIZE AQUA-NET. MARION, I DON’T THINK
YOU’VE MET NANNA. NANNA IS MILTON’S
GRANDMOTHER. THIS IS MARION. HE’S OUR HOUSEKEEPER/
SLASH/CAREGIVER. HELLO, MARION. HI. JACKIE, YOU COULD
HAVE TOLD ME YOU WERE
HAVING HOUSEGUESTS. IT’S BAD ENOUGH
MILTON’S CAR
IS BLOCKING MY SPOT. DON’T DO IT AGAIN,
MILTON, O.K.? BOY. HE’S AS SASSY
AS THAT MAID ONTHE JEFFERSONS. NANNA, LET’S HAVE
YOUR MILK UPSTAIRS. UH, NOW, MILTON, I DON’T WANT
TO BUTT IN, BUT DO YOU THINK
IT’S WISE TO HAVE
THAT YOUNG MAN AROUND? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DO I HAVE TO GET YOU
A MIRROR? SHE THINKS YOU TWO
ARE STILL MARRIED? WHAT’S SHE GOING TO SAY
WHEN HE GOES HOME
TO SASCHA? DON’T TELL ME
HE’S STAYING. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. NANNA HAS
A HEART CONDITION. IT’S ONLY
FOR THE WEEKEND. HER BUS TOUR
LEAVES SUNDAY NIGHT. JACKIE, I’M NOT GOING
TO LIE FOR YOU. O.K., I UNDERSTAND. IF NANNA FINDS OUT
AND IT KILLS HER, I GUESS IT WAS
MEANT TO BE. MAYBE IT’S BETTER
FOR AUSTIN AND TIFFANY TO EXPERIENCE THE LOSS
OF A LOVED ONE
AT A YOUNG, TENDER AGE. IT’LL TOUGHEN THEM UP
FOR THE LONG ROAD AHEAD. I’LL HAVE TO REMEMBER
TO GET AUSTIN
A LITTLE BLACK SUIT. THIS IS A NEW LOW, EVEN FOR YOU, JACKIE. I KNOW.
BUT DID IT WORK? FOR ALL I CARE,
YOU CAN TELL HER YOU TWO
ARE PORGY AND BESS. I’M GOING TO MY ROOM
TO SLEEP THROUGH
TILL MONDAY. O.K., MONDAY. GOOD MORNING, MARION. GOOD MORNING.
SOMETHING WRONG? YES. IT’S 5 A.M., AND YOU HAVEN’T EVEN
MOPPED THE KITCHEN FLOOR. THIS IS ALL TRUE. NICE TALKING TO YOU. IF I DON’T SEE YOU
AGAIN, HAVE A NICE TRIP. COME ON!
RISE AND SHINE!
GET CRACKIN’! DON’T YOU HAVE ANYTHING
TO MOP THIS FLOOR WITH? I WILL
IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS. THAT’S MORE LIKE IT. NOW, WHAT DO YOU
CLEAN WITH? EXCUSE ME. NANNA. SUNDAY IS MY DAY OFF. THAT BACK TALK MIGHT WORK
WITH SWEET LITTLE JACKIE, BUT NANNA COMES FROM
THE OLD SCHOOL, AND WE DON’T PLAY THAT. NOW, YOU GO PUT ON
SOME PANTS AND TAKE SOME OF THAT
ATTITUDE OUT ON THE FLOOR. NOW WE KNOW
WHO DARTH VADER WAS
UNDER THAT HELMET. SO, JACKIE, WHAT TIME
IS SERVICE THIS MORNING? WHAT SERVICE?
DID SOMEBODY DIE? CHURCH SERVICE. OH, CHURCH.
OF COURSE. CHURCH. WE NEVER MISS CHURCH. WE LOVE CHURCH,
DON’T WE, CHILDREN? OH–OH, ABSOLUTELY. I’LL SUPERVISE MARION
WITH THE CLEAN-UP WHILE YOU ALL
GET DRESSED FOR CHURCH. COME ON, KIDS.
WE DON’T WANT
TO BE LATE. MOMMY, WHERE’S
THE CHURCH AROUND HERE? BE QUIET.
JUST GET ME
THE YELLOW PAGES. ALL RIGHT, MARION. YOU CAN EAT
YOUR BREAKFAST NOW. THANK YOU, NANNA. YOUNG MAN,
WHY ARE YOU
SITTING AT THE TABLE WITH YOUR HAT ON? THAT’S WHERE MY HEAD IS. WELL, TAKE IT OFF. YOU HAVE NO WAY
OF KNOWING THIS, BUT I DON’T
TAKE MY HAT OFF. THEN I’LL TAKE IT OFF
FOR YOU. NA– NANNA. MM. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT,
DON’T TOUCH THE HAT. FINE. THEN YOU WON’T EAT. ALL RIGHT.
I’LL EAT LATER. NOT IN THIS HOUSE
YOU WON’T. WHAT’S THAT
SUPPOSED TO MEAN? IT MEANS YOU ARE FIRED, YOU BIG NO-MANNERED,
DISRESPECTFUL, PANT LEG ROLLED UP,
HAT-WEARING HEATHEN! YOU CAN’T FIRE ME. THE HECK I CAN’T. WHERE’S THE BROOM? O.K., GET OUT.
GET OUT. SHOO! OW! GET OUT!
GO ON! GET OUT! NOW GO GET YOURSELF
A JOB AT THE POST OFFICE. YOU CAN SIT AROUND
ALL DAY DOWN THERE. OH, THAT WAS
A LOVELY SERMON. YEAH. NOTHING MAKES
BREAKFAST SIT BETTER THAN THE THREAT OF
ETERNAL DAMNATION. I’M GOING TO FIX MYSELF
SOME TEA. THAT’S O.K., NANNA.
THAT’S MARION’S JOB. NOT ANYMORE. I FIRED HIM. YOU WHAT?
YOU WHAT?
YOU WHAT? WELL, HE WAS LOUNGING
AROUND HERE AS IF HE OWNED
THE PLACE. YOU CAN DO BETTER. AND UNTIL YOU DO,
YOU HAVE NANNA. YOU KIDS
BRING MY THINGS DOWN AND TAKE THEM
TO MARION’S ROOM. NANNA,
WHEN YOU FIRED
MARION, WAS HE MAD? I MEAN,
DID HE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A LEASE AGREEMENT? OH, HE TRIED TO SAY
A LOT OF THINGS, BUT I SHOWED HIM
THE BUSINESS END
OF MY BROOM. [TELEPHONE RINGS] HELLO. WHERE ARE YOU? SURE, I CAN DO THAT. O.K. O.K., O.K., O.K.,
I UNDERSTAND. UH-HUH,
UH-HUH. YES, I WOULD LOVE TO. RIGHT. SEE YOU SOON. WHO WAS THAT, DEAR? THAT WAS MY GARDENER… REMINDING ME TO GO READ
TO THE PLANTS. THEY LOVE
THE WEATHER REPORT. [TAPPING WITH FOOT] MARION, COME OUT
BEFORE SHE SEES YOU. I’VE HAD ENOUGH.
YOU’VE GOT TO TELL HER
THE TRUTH. SHE’S AN OLD LADY
WITH A HEART CONDITION. THE TRUTH COULD KILL HER. YOU COULDN’T KILL HER
WITH A SILVER BULLET. MARION, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? SHH! I THOUGHT
YOU WERE FIRED. AS I WAS TELLING
YOUR LOVELY WIFE
JACKIE, IT’S TIME FOR NANNA
TO GET HER
BUS TICKET PUNCHED. SHE WON’T LEAVE
UNTIL WE FIND
A REPLACEMENT. I’LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. YOU JUST KEEP
MISS JANE PITTMAN
OUT OF MY ROOM. [TELEPHONE BEEPS] [COINS DROP] HELLO. MARION! I CAN’T COME BACK NOW. I’M UP $3.00. CLAYTON, YOU GOT TO
GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW. WHY? BECAUSE I JUST GOT
A TELEGRAM
FROM YOUR FAMILY, AND YOUR HORSE
WAS INVOLVED IN
A TERRIBLE PLOWING ACCIDENT. POKEY’S BEEN HURT? I TOLD DADDY
NOT TO USE HIM
IN THE FIELDS. I DON’T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, MARION. YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE
MADE UP THAT STORY
ABOUT POKEY. AND I DON’T
FEEL COMFORTABLE
LYING TO THE ELDERLY. SHE’S NOT THE ELDERLY,
SHE’S THE UNDEAD. NOW GET IN THERE. IF SHE GOES
FOR HER PURSE, DUCK
AND COVER YOUR EYES. YOU GOT IT. [DOORBELL RINGS] HELLO,
LADY I DON’T KNOW. I’M HERE FOR
THE NANNY JOB. YES, COME ON IN. YOU’LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT WE ARE
EQUAL OPPORTUNITY
EMPLOYERS. MAY I SEE
YOUR REFERENCES? I COULDN’T GET
ALL THOSE PEOPLE HERE
AT ONE TIME, BUT FEEL FREE
TO READ ABOUT THEM. HELLO! IS ANYBODY HOME?
IT’S ME–SASCHA. OH, MY GOD.
IT’S MY W– MY NEXT APPLICANT.
MILTON, GO INTO
THE KITCHEN AND START
THE PRE-INTERVIEW
INTERVIEW. GOOD IDEA. NO ONE TOLD ME
THERE WAS GOING TO BE
ANY COMPETITION. MMM! I’M SORRY, SPANKY. I COULDN’T STAY AWAY
FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND. MMM! I KNOW.
I MISSED YOU, TOO. NOW GO HOME
AND I’LL BE THERE
TOMORROW. YOU’RE SUCH A TEASE. MILTON! LOOK, NANNA.
THIS APPLICANT
KNOWS CPR. YOU TELL THIS LITTLE HARLOT THAT YOU ARE
HAPPILY MARRIED. I’M GOING
INTO THE LIVING ROOM TO MAKE SURE
YOUR POOR WIFE DOESN’T FIND OUT
ABOUT THIS. SPANKY, WHO IS
THAT OLD LADY, AND WHAT IS SHE
TALKING ABOUT? WH-WHAT OLD LADY? JACKIE, WHAT IS
GOING ON HERE? YOU TWO
KNOW EACH OTHER? [DOORBELL RINGS] I GOT IT. GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. SORRY TO INTERRUPT. WE RECEIVED SEVERAL CALLS
ABOUT THIS MAN
LURKING IN YOUR BUSHES. SAYS HE LIVES HERE. I’LL VOUCH FOR HIM,
OFFICER. THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I’M GOING OUT
ON A LIMB FOR YOU. SORRY WE DIDN’T
BELIEVE YOU, MR. HILL,
BUT THAT’S OUR JOB. FOLKS. JACKIE, I THINK YOUR LEASE
IS ABOUT TO EXPIRE. NANNA…NANNA, I THINK
YOU BETTER SIT DOWN. NANNA, THINGS ARE NOT
THE WAY THEY USED TO BE. MILTON AND I
HAVE BEEN DIVORCED
FOR TWO YEARS. MILTON IS MARRIED
TO SASCHA. I’M RENTING THIS HOUSE
FROM MARION, AND HE IS MY CAREGIVER. AND HIM…
I HAVE NO EXPLANATION FOR. BUT WHY DID YOU
LIE TO ME? WHY DIDN’T I GET TO LIE?
I’M PART OF THIS FAMILY. THIS WHOLE FAMILY
IS CHOCK FULL OF NUTS. I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING,
SWEET PEA, BECAUSE OF NANNA’S
HEART CONDITION. BUT I HAVE
A PACEMAKER NOW. AND AS LONG AS
I KEEP MY BATTERY
CHARGED, I’M LIKE THAT
LITTLE BUNNY. I KEEP GOIN’
AND GOIN’ AND GOIN’… NANNA, WHY DIDN’T YOU
TELL US? WHEN DID I
HAVE THE CHANCE? YOU TWO WOULDN’T SHUT UP ABOUT HOW HAPPILY
MARRIED YOU ARE. I SHOULD’VE KNOWN
YOU DIDN’T HAVE
A HEART CONDITION WHEN YOU LIFTED UP
THE REFRIGERATOR
TO MOP UNDER IT. YOU STOP
YOUR BELLYACHING. YOU STILL HAVE
YOUR JOB. I MISSED MY BUS. AND THE NEXT STOP
WAS LAS VEGAS. CLAYTON,
GAS UP THE LIMO. NANNA, WE’LL GET YOU
ON THAT BUS IF WE HAVE TO
SPEED ALONGSIDE IT AND TOSS YOU
IN THE LUGGAGE BIN. THEN I’D BETTER
GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW. [MARION]
NANNA, WE’VE BEEN
UP AND DOWN THE STRIP. ARE YOU SURE
YOUR TOUR’S NEXT STOP
WAS LAS VEGAS? ACTUALLY, THE TOUR
WENT TO SEA WORLD, BUT I WANTED TO COME
TO LAS VEGAS. OH, LOOK! JAY LENO’S HERE! CLAYTON, I WANT YOU
TO SPEED UP TO 80
AND UNLOCK THE DOORS. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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CAPTION CLUB/GRANTSMANSHIP CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY
THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING
INSTITUTE, INC.

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  1. "Don't you have anything to mop this floor with?"
    "I will in about 10 seconds!" LMAO!!
    "Nana comes from the old school, and we don't play that!" LOLLLL!!
    "Now we know who Darth Vader was under that helmet!" HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SHOW!

  2. i never seen people so cool about being divorced.. speaking of cool , i wish ll cool j didnt fall off i loved that song loungin lol

  3. I didn't know? The late actress Isabel Sanford made a special guest appearance on In The House? I'll be Damn. We're moving on up, moving up (chorus), to a deluxe apartment, in the sky, we're moving on up, fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill, keep trying, just to get up off of that hill, now we're up in the big leagues, get our turns in the bats, it's me and you baby, there ain't nothing wrong with that, cause we're in moving on up, with LL Cool J watching old school reruns of In The House. Lmao.

  4. it's too bad this Nanna is a jerk because my brother-in-law's stepmom, whom his children call "Nanna," is the nicest person in the world.

  5. That polo sweater the dad had on was bout 40/50 dollars back then now it’s probably 250 and still in still y’all better stop throwing everything away just throw out the stupid shyt

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