What’s going on? The view counter! It’s overflowing with views! We’ve reached a million! Isn’t that a good thing? NO! With every million views we get, the computer becomes closer to reaching its maximum capacity! I don’t think he can take it anymore. Then we need a way to distract the viewers from watching! That’s a good idea! But we need it fast! Who knows when another video will receive… (all scream) (BOOM!) (melancholy music) (airhorns blow) (Yin) Hi everyone! It’s Yin-Yang! (Yang) They know that already, you idiot! The viewers loved us! So much, that they eliminated us! (Yin) Uh… So, Inanimate Insanity Store has been reopened for business. (Yang) Wow, and I couldn’t care less! (Yin) Oh, come on! They have really good things now! Why don’t you show off some of the merchandise, Yang? (Yang) Fine! There’s a bunch of stupid shirts you can buy, with a bunch of dumb people on it! (Yin) That’s not nice! Those people are our friends! Tissues, how about you talk about the store? (sniffles) Okay then, I guess, uh. Hi, guys! Ugh… There’s a new store, guys. You guys can buy lots and lots of fun, new stuff, guys, like t-shirts, and buttons, and posters, and sandals, and water bottles, ACHOO! (Yin) Yuck! (Yang) All of that stuff is stupid! GIVE ME YOUR MONEYS! (Yin) No! Don’t listen to him! Buying products from the Inanimate Insanity Store really helps the crew. Plus, you get to have all these awesome clothes to show off. (Yang) Awesome? More like terrible! I wouldn’t ever wear any of that! (Yin) Are you sure? They do have these Yin-Yang sandals. (Yang) Okay, I admit. Those are adorable. So, guys, you should all go over to the Inanimate Insanity Store now. Go over there now. Go please, ma… please. My life depends on it. Okay, it doesn’t. But please guys! Maybe it’ll help my condishawn… (Yang) Thanks! Adam: Thank you guys again for your continued viewership.