Permission to begin a day of
epic love-making, sexy lady? Permission granted, sir. [music playing] [squeaking] OK. (SINGING) See, see
your [inaudible].. Yeah, it is getting late. I guess I’ll go home
and rub out a giggity. Well, actually, I think we
need it for more than an hour. Or do we? Right, Lois? [laughs] I– I do not last very long. There he is, the reason
my bed post is so shiny. Here. Let me help you to the door. I’m a [inaudible] And who
has better sex than people who don’t use toilet paper? Ah, Peter, I want
you to do me so hard that we have change churches. Gross. You see that, Brian? That’s going to be
our penis [inaudible].. Right? I want to wreck you
so bad you’ll look like an exploded hot pocket. Oh, my god! And now we wait. Can I interest you
guys in a 2 and 1/4 way? Happy birthday. Hey. Hey, where’s that
pinky going, huh? Peter, Quagmire has
a name for that cabin. He calls it his sex cabin. No, he doesn’t. He calls it the Stuff-It-In. Hey, you want to
blow this joint? – Sure.
– Oh, wow. Really?
All right. Go for it. Come on. Let’s go.
– Oh. Oh.
You mean leave. Yeah, no, yeah, sure. No, let’s go. Well, I guess you can call
me the Man of La Muncha. [chuckles] I think she’s choking. Should we wake her up? No, she’s gotta learn to
breathe out of her nose. She’s getting it. Ah! That was amazing. I’m going to have to
crawl to the bathroom. Strike 2! And Ricky, you have got
the best ass on this field. How are you girls
doing on popcorn? I’ll take some. Here you go. Archibald Meatpants? He’s– he’s dead. OK, well, either
way, I’m getting paid and somebody is
getting torn open. Hey, I thought I told you
kids to go plow in the field. But Dad, we’ve been
plowing all morning. Yeah, I can’t take
any more plowing. I can barely walk. Look, I know it
seems like dirty work, but Chris, you gotta spread that
seed until your sack is empty. And Meg, you gotta clear away
all that brush so he can plant it deep where it needs to be. OK, we’ll keep at it. But I think that hoe is
pretty much worn out. Well, flip it over. You can use both sides. Ta-da!