Jacksepticeye Animated – MARRIAGE COUNSELING


[Jack] Top of the morning to you laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye! And welcome back to Evie… The love of my life *Beep* *Jack breathes out* Deep breaths… Deep breaths… You can get through this. And don’t loose your cool. We are married, aren’t we, Evie? Yeah, I hate you. I think we need Marriage Counselling. [Evie] Why? We’re not as close as we used to be. [Evie] *Off topic* What is BLT? [Jack] This is exactly, why we need Marriage counselling! *High pitched, more than usual* What? Do you like it, in the butt? *Singing* What, what… …In the Butt! I said, ‘what, what. In the butt’ [Evie] Yes *wink* [Jack] Stop winking at me! [Evie] I wasn’t (Liar!). [Jack] Yeah, you were! We all saw it! Video Proof! Don’t give me those angry eyes! Stop winking! No! [Evie] I’m in love with you. [Jack] But I don’t love you [Evie] Why? [Jack] Because you’re a crazy bitch. [Evie] How do you know, Sean? *Dramatic music* [Jack] (Sean is also Jack’s name, new fans) Oh, my, God! She knows my real name! What is going on? Guess, what animal, I am? *Some animal sound, unrecognisable* [Evie] When did your friend die? [Jack] F***ing friend didn’t die! [Evie] Don’t try to change the subject! [Jack] *Screaming* I’m not trying to change the subject! *Drunk, unrecognisable talking* *Mumbles* Love you… Marriage counselling just isn’t going to work for us. We need something stronger! Do you want some LSD~? [Evie] *Slaps* *Cool music* (Go sunscribe to both if you aren’t already – they are both awesome ~ From ImogenTheCat)

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  2. "Marriage counselling just isn't gonna work for us, we need something sTrOnGeRRR… Do you want some LSD…?" SMACK 😂😂😂

  3. “Wʜʏ ᴅɪᴅ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ?“

    “Fᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅ Dɪᴅɴ'ᴛ Dɪᴇ!“

  4. Poor Evie man. I mean, it was funny, but she was expecting a nice night out and then Jack just makes a fool of himself and embarrasses her. Great animation by the way! Love the premise and creativity and Jack and Evie is always fun.

  5. This is how i imagined how it would go if somebody animated one of the Evie videos
    Jack did. This made my day better!!!

  6. At first when the outro started, I thought it was the harmony section of “Fight Fire with Fire” by Metallica 😂

  7. Jack septic eye: Cause your a crazy bitch
    Evie: how do you know Sean
    Jack septic eye: OMG SHE KNOWS MY REAL NAME
    Me: that’s how you know

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