Jake Gyllenhaal’s Birthday Plan


– YOUR BIRTHDAY–
IS YOUR BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK? WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY? – MY–UM… – I THINK IT’S NEXT WEEK.
– I THINK SO, YEAH. DECEMBER…
[laughs] DECEMBER 19TH
IS MY BIRTHDAY. – YEAH, SO IT’S NEXT WEEK.
– NEXT WEEK. – WHAT WILL YOU BE DOING
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? DO YOU KNOW? – IT’S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK?
– MM-HMM. – SOMETHING–
SOMETHING. – OKAY. – I HAVE NO IDEA. I’M NOT REALLY–
LIKE, I TRY AND KEEP PRETTY LOW EXPECTATIONS FOR MY BIRTHDAY, ALMOST TOTALLY LOW,
ALMOST NOTHING. – MM-HMM. – SO I HAVE NO–
I HAVE NO REAL PLANS. I’M JUST GONNA CELEBRATE
MY BIRTH– LIKE, I’LL WAKE UP PROBABLY
AND BE LIKE, “OOH, THIS IS THE DAY I CAME
TO THE WORLD 33 YEARS AGO,” AND THEN… AND THEN I’LL DO LIKE– I’LL DO LIKE I DO EVERY DAY. [cheers and applause] – WE DON’T KNOW THAT. – WHAT? – WE DON’T–
WE DON’T KNOW THAT. YOU MAY BE MEETING
THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS IN A FEW MINUTES. – WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING
IN THAT CUP? – YOU WANT SOME? [laughs] – IT’S BROWN LIQUOR
OF SOME SORT. – IT’S LOVE JUICE,
IS WHAT IT IS. – [giggles]
– OBVIOUSLY. – ALL RIGHT, WELL,
I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. HOLD OUT THAT HAND. I DON’T WANT THIS HAND. HOLD THIS HAND OUT
LIKE THAT. ALL RIGHT? – [chuckles]
– HOLD ON. – UH-OH.
– HOLD ON. – OH!
WHAT? – HOW DID I DO THAT? – WHAT? – HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? – HOW DID YOU
JUST BLOW MY MIND? – I BLEW YOUR MIND! – WHAT? WAIT. – WE HAVE PROP PEOPLE
BACK THERE GOING, HE LIKES BRACELETS. – WAIT, BUT I HAVE TO SAY,
THIS IS GONNA BE SO GREAT. SO WHEN I’M BANGING
ON THE GATE THIS TIME, I’LL SAY I WAS ALREADY
ON THE SHOW. YOU GOT TO LET ME IN!

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  1. GOD I just wish I could be there for 1 of the 12 days, I know its not possible never been on Ellens show or could ever afford to be on it but what a wonderful gift to ppl thank God for ppl like Ellen, she's much better and more positive then even Oprah…Love ya Ellen and thank you for making me laugh

  2. I seriously need to meet this guy, he's like my favourite actor right now. i'm not sure if i should be worried but i'm 17 and i friggin find Jake attractive (his personality and all), gosh he's sexy haha 😛  

  3. I don't know how ellen just sat there normally when he didn't know when he's birthday was I was peeing myself laughing xD omfg

  4. He should keep expectations VERY LOW cuz he missed Taylor's birthday so you know what you piece of shit, keep expectations very very low!

  5. lmaooo i remember the first time a co-worker slapped a bracelet on me just like that my reaction was exactly the same hahaha

  6. #workout #work #on #farms #to #pick #cars #ships #planets #metric #english #muffins #cupcakes!!! @chinhhuynh4583 @chinh482 #jc #marathon #jc #running #toronto

  7. Jake Gyllenhaal is one of my favorite actor of all time. And what a coincidence, his and mine birthday is on the same day "19 December" woohoo…

  8. I swear every time I watch Jake Gyllenhaal during an interview he seems like he doesn’t know what’s happening or where he is and it’s hilarious.

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