Jay Leno at 2010 White House Correspondents’ Dinner


THIS IS EVERYBODY COMEDIAN’S DREAM, RICH PEOPLE EATING. I GOT STUCK BEHIND THE ARIZONA CONGRESSIONAL DELEGATION. LUCKILY ALL THEIR PIPS WERE IN ORDER. AND I HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING THE ONLY PERSON ON THIS PANEL NOT SUBPOENAED BY ROD BLAGBLAG. THAT IS IMPRESSIVE. I SEE THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS IS VERY EXCITED. SO THIS IS IT. ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. I’M NOT LOOKING OVER. IS HE LAUGHING? SOME OF YOU NOTICED THAT THE PRESIDENT IS TURNING GRAY, BUT HE HAS HAD HIS SHARE OF STRESS.
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HIS MOTHER IN LAW MOVING IN WITH HIM. I THINK THAT WOULD BREAK MOST MEN. SOMETIMES THE PRESS CAN BE ONE-SIDED. DURING THE ELECTION, THEY WOULD ASK, IS OBAMA BLACK ENOUGH? IS OBAMA TOO BLACK. NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND, IS JOHN BOEHNER ORANGE ENOUGH? IS HE TOO ORANGE? WE NEVER HEAR THAT. AS YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT AND
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FIRST LADY HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY. YOU REMEMBER THIS HEART-WARMING PHOTO. WE ALL WENT AHH. AND IT REMINDED US OF ALL OF THE SIMILAR PHOTO TAKEN IN THE PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION, TAKE A LOOK.
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AHH! [LAUGHTER] OUR HATS OFF TO MICHELLE OBAMA WHO MADE CHILDHOOD OBESITY
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ONE OF HER CAUSES. [APPLAUSE] SHE HAS STARTED A MORE INTENSE PROGRAM CALLED LEAVE NO WITH A BIGGER BEHIND.
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AND THAT IS A WONDERFUL THING. [LAUGHTER] BUT MRS. OBAMA WITH ALL THE GOOD WORK YOU HAVE BEEN DOING, IT’S BEEN UNDERMINED BY OTHERS IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION. HERE, TAKE A LOOK. IT’S’S EASY TO SAY TO STAY HEALTHY AND EXERCISE MORE. OUR CHILDREN MIGHT NOT LIVE AS LONG AS THEIR PARENTS. WHAT CAN WE DO TO HELP? BE THE EXAMPLE THEY NEED. MAKE HEALTHY CHOICES AND HELP THEM DO THE SAME. LET’S RAISE A HEALTHIER
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GENERATION OF KIDS.
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[LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] AND THERE WAS A BIG SET BACK FOR NASA, PRESIDENT OBAMA CUTTING THE SPACE PROGRAM AND NOT SENDING ANY MORE MEN TO THE MOON. WE CAN TALK TO ONE MAJOR ACHIEVEMENT, WE DID GET AN ASTRONAUT ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS”.” AND THAT’S SOMETHING WE CAN BE PROUD OF. I REMEMBER MEETING PRESIDENT OBAMA A NUMBER OF TIMES AND CRITICS DESCRIBE THE PRESIDENT AS COLD AND ALOOF. HE LOVES TO SOCIALIZE, CAR
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COMPANIES. [LAUGHTER] I CONGRATULATE PRESIDENT OBAMA, HE HAS DONE MORE THAN FOR THE CAR INDUSTRY EXCEPT FOR
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TOYOTA. [LAUGHTER] AND AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, THERE ARE MORE PROBLEMS FOR TOYOTA, TWO OF THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES REFUSED TO GET IN THE CAR. SO THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD. BUT ONE WONDERFUL THING ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA, NEVER LOST HIS STREET CRED. HE KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH THE AVERAGE GUY. HERE HE IS MEETING A BUSINESS GUY ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL.
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THE PRESIDENT IS WALKING IN HERE. THIS IS WHERE WE ARE ABOUT TO GO. THE PRESIDENT AGAIN EXPECTING TO TALK ABOUT SMALL BUSINESSES AND HOW HE IS GOING TO HURT THEM IN THIS ECONOMY.
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WHAT HE’S GOING TO DO. [LAUGHTER] ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE? MR. PRESIDENT, I HAVE TO ADMIT, WHEN YOU WERE ELECTED, COMEDY WELL AT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS DRIED UP, SO THANK YOU FOR PICKING JOE BIDEN. JOE IS A GREAT PICK BECAUSE NOBODY IS MORE MEDIA SAVY. HERE HE IS WITH ANDREA MITCHELL.
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THE WORD HE IS LOOKING FOR IS “AVATAR.” YOU HAVE BEEN A VERY BUSY MAN. DO YOU EVER GET TO THE MOVIES? AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DO. AND UMH, I THINK ONE OF THE ODDS-ON FAVORITE IS THIS NEW PROGRAM THAT I LOOKED AT IT AND WISH I WAS SEEING IT IN 3-D AND WATCH THIS SCIENCE FICTION THING UNFOLD IN FRONT OF YOU. IT’S “AVATAR.” AS YOU KNOW A LOT OF REPUBLICANS WOULDN’T BE HERE BECAUSE OF HIS
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DOLLAR NIGHT AT THE BONDAGE CLUB. MICHAEL STEELE IS HERE. MICHAEL, THIS HAS GOT TO BE PRETTY BORING ENTERTAINMENT. COUPLE OF GUYS TALKING, COME ON. THAT WAS MY FAVORITE STORY. REPUBLICANS IN A LESBIAN BONDAGE CLUB. THEY DON’T WANT THEM GETTING MARRIED, BUT THEY LIKE TO WATCH THEM TIE THE KNOT.
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS INTERESTING. [LAUGHTER] REPUBLICANS GOING TO BONDAGE CLUB, LOOKING AT PORN, I CAN’T WAIT TO GET BACK TO HOLLYWOOD WHERE PEOPLE HAVE VALUES. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHITE HOUSE SECURITY FOR A MOMENT. IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THE MOST SECURE PLACE IN THE WORLD. HERE’S PRESIDENT OBAMA AND VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, TWO MOST POWERFUL MEN IN THE WORLD. WATCH THE DOOR BEHIND THEM. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? TAKE A LOOK. GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY. GOOD EVENING. TONIGHT, AFTER NEARLY 100 YEARS OF TALK AND FRUSTRATION — WHO’S THAT GUY. IS HE ON THE TOUR?
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DID HE WONDER OFF? [LAUGHTER] AND ACCORDING TO THE PENTAGON, AL QAEDA IS IN FINANCIAL RUIN. YOU KNOW WHAT BROKE THEM? HEALTH INSURANCE PRELIMINARY YUMMINGS? YOU KNOW THE MONTHLY PREMIUM FOR A SUICIDE BOMBER IS? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA? IF YOU TOOK ALL THE MONEY REPUBLICANS SPENT TRYING TO STOP HEALTH CARE AND WHAT DEMOCRATS SPENT TRYING TO GET HEALTH CARE, WE COULD HAVE HAD IT COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. SUPPORTERS SAY THAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL NOW GET THE SAME
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HEALTH BENEFITS THAT MEMBERS OF CONGRESS GET. AND OF COURSE, THAT’S GREAT. HOW ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER PERKS? GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD. MR. PRESIDENT, YOU DID A GREAT JOB BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE A LOT OF CREDIT TO NANCY PELOSI FOR THE WAY SHE SOLD IT TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, SHE WENT TO THE NEW MEDIA, SHE WENT TO YOUTUBE. HERE, TAKE A LOOK. IN ORDER TO HAVE QUALITY, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS, IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT EVERYONE PARTICIPATE WHEN THEY ARE WELL AND NOT JUST JOIN IN WHEN THEY ARE SICK. SO IT’S ALL BETTER QUALITY, LOWER COST, MORE ACCESS IF
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EVERYONE IS MANDATED. [LAUGHTER] [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA’S MOOD REALLY CHANGED ONCE THAT HEALTH CARE BILL PASSED. I WOULD SEE YOU COME INTO THE PRESS ROOM BEFORE THE BILL PASSED, KIND OF SLUMPED OVER, LOOKING DEPRESSED, DIDN’T HAVE THE SPARK. HERE’S THE PRESIDENT THE DAY AFTER THE HEALTH CARE BILL WAS SIGNED. TAKE A LOOK.
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HE SHOULD STEP IN HERE JUST A SECOND.
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ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
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(music) (music)(music) AS YOU KNOW, SECRETARY OF DEFENSE ANNOUNCED THAT THE PENTAGON WILL EASE UP ON DON’T ASK, DON’T TELL. HE SAID THEY WILL BE AGAINST THE RULES BUT NOT ENFORCING. LIKE THE ETHICS REGULATIONS IN CONGRESS. DAVID AXELROD IS HERE. HE IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE MOST RESPONSIBLE GETTING PRESIDENT OBAMA ELECTED. AND WITHOUT HIM, JOHN MCCAIN WOULD HAVE BEEN ELECTED AND WATCHING “WHEEL OF FORTUNE.” DAVID AXELROD WAS ON MY SHOW. WHEN I TOLD HIM HE WAS GOING TO BE ON WITH “KICK ASS” HE SAID, RAHM’S HERE? HE CLAIMED THAT RAHM CONFRONTED HIM IN THE SHOWER. CONGRESS HAS A GYM? ANYBODY IN CONGRESS LOOK LIKE THEY WORK OUT? IT TOOK BARNEY FRANK 30 YEARS TO GET THAT BODY? WHAT IS HARRY REID BENCH
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PRESSING NOW?
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FIVE FOUND? [LAUGHTER] THE PRESIDENT HAS THE MOST DIVERSE STAFF IN HISTORY.
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THEY REPRESENT EVERY WARD IN CHICAGO. AND I THINK THAT IS FANTASTIC,
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MR. PRESIDENT. [LAUGHTER] MICHAEL DOUGLAS IS HERE. WHERE’S MICHAEL? HE WON AN OSCAR FOR HIGH PORTRAYAL AS A GREEDY WALL STREET BROKER. WHERE DOES HOLLYWOOD COME UP WITH THOSE CRAZY IDEAS? BILL MAR? HE IS THE REASON WE HAD NO OPENING PRAYER TONIGHT. AND SPEAKING OF THAT, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY COMPLAINS ABOUT THE LACK OF CIVILITY ON BOTH SIDES. YOU SEE IT IN SPORTS, YOU SEE IT IN POLITICS. I THINK WE HAVE THE ANSWER. TAKE A LOOK. THE REFORMS I’M PROPOSING WOULD NOT APPLY TO THOSE WHO ARE HERE ILLEGALLY. YOU LIE! ARE YOU TIRED OF HEARING WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHAT IS ON THEIR MINDS. THEY HAVE AN OPINION AND
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COMPELLED TO SHARE IT WITH OTHERS. THOSE ANNOYING COMMENTS CAN GO AWAY WITH THIS, DUCT TAPE. THIS GRAY STICKY FABRIC SOLVES IT ALL, THE AMERICAN SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. OSAMA BIN LADEN RELEASING TAPES BLAMING THE UNITED STATES ON GLOBAL WARMING. EVEN THE UNITED STATES BLAMES THE UNITED STATES FOR GLOBAL WARMING. I THINK HE WANTS TO QUIT AL QAEDA AND JOIN AL GORE. PRESIDENT HAS BEEN PROMOTING ALTERNATIVE ENERGY. TEXAS STATE UNIVERSITY GENERATES ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU EXERCISE AND GENERATE POWER BY EXERCISING. YOU THOUGHT AMERICANS WITH HIRING A LOT OF ILLEGAL ALIENS BEFORE. MANUEL, KEEP PEDDLING. PRESIDENT OBAMA THREW OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS GAME AGAINST THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES. BIDEN GOT KICKED OUT FOR CURSING THE UMPIRE. THE PITCH WAS NOT A GOOD PITCH, BUT TO BE FAIR, YOU ARE USED TO SOFTBALL. I’M GOING TO GET FIRED AGAIN. I TELL YOU SOMETHING. A LOT OF CRITICS FELT THAT PRESIDENT BUSH DID A BETTER JOB GETTING THE BALL OVER THE PLATE. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, PRESIDENT OBAMA CAN TALK.
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SO I THINK IT BALANCES. [LAUGHTER] AS YOU KNOW, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE FIRST LADY, VERY MUCH COMMITTED TO EDUCATION. IN FACT, HERE’S THEIR LATEST PROGRAM. PRESIDENT OBAMA SAYS THAT A GOOD EDUCATION IS EVERYTHING TO A CHILD’S FUTURE, BUT WHAT IF YOU HAVE A CHILD THAT CAN’T LEARN OR WORST, WON’T LEARN. THANKS TO A BOTTLED GOVERNMENT
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PROGRAM, YOU CAN REIN TRADE THEM IN. IT’S CASH FOR CLUNKERS. BRING IN THAT THING YOU CALL A SON AND GET $4,500 FOR A NEW OR
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SELECT USED CHILD. THAT’S RIGHT. UP TO $4,500 FOR THAT WANNABE GANGSTER OR THAT MORBID PUNK. SO DON’T BE STUCK WITH THAT TRAMP YOU GAVE BIRTH TO. GET A KID YOU YOU CAN BE PROUD OF.
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GET CLASH FOR CLUNKERS TODAY. [LAUGHTER] I READ THAT BOOK GAME CHANGE ABOUT THE 2008 ELECTION. YOU KNOW WHAT I LEARNED FROM THAT BOOK. REPORTERS HOLD BACK ALL THE GOOD STORIES FROM THE NEWSPAPERS,
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THEY CAN GET REALLY RICH. [LAUGHTER] NICE TO SEE CHRIS MATTHEWS. CHRIS, WHERE ARE YOU? CHRIS HAS BEEN ON “THE TONIGHT SHOW.” HE COMES DOWN AND TALKS STRAIGHT THROUGH FOR 10 MINUTES AND THEN I ASK HIM A QUESTION AND THEN HE TALKS ANOTHER 20 MINUTES. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE PRESS FOR A MINUTE. I WANT YOU TO WATCH HOW DIFFERENT NETWORKS COVER THE SAME STORY. REMEMBER THAT STORY ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA, SOMEBODY HAD A JACKET AND HAD A BIG POSTER ON TIME SQUARE AND THE PRESIDENT ISN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ENDORSING. THIS IS HOW CBS COVERED IT. PRESIDENT OBAMA NO LONGER HAS THE COMMANDING PRESENCE IN A NEW YORK LOCATION. REMEMBER THIS HUGE BILLBOARD WITH HIS LIKENESS. IT WAS REMOVED. MR. OBAMA’S PICTURE IS NOT TO BE USED FOR COMMERCIAL PURPOSES. NOW LOOK HOW FOX NEWS CARRIED THE EXACT SAME STORY. TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
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OK. [APPLAUSE] BUT TO BE FAIR, IT IS A TWO-WAY STREET KS, AND I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES TO PLAY GAMES. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME TAPE.
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THIS TAPE HASN’T BEEN ALTERED IN ANYWAY. I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU SOME
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REPORTERS OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. NOTICE HOW QUIET IT IS WHEN THE MSNBC REPORTERS REPORTING AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS WITH FOX. WE HAVEN’T CHANGED IT IN ANYWAY. DOES MAKE A COUPLE OF PROBLEMS GO AWAY. SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS. EMERGENS OF THIS PART OF THE PARTY ISN’T A GOOD THING. AND JOHN BOEHNER SAID. PAST FEW MINUTES THAT IT INVOLVED JUST MORE THAN CONGRATULATIONS. A SPECIAL ELECTION. REPUBLICANS HAVE HELD IT. SAUSAGE MAKING YOU DON’T WANT TO LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT, BUT — YOU BE THE JUDGE! AND YOU MENTIONED THE SITUATION IN THE GULF OF MEXICO. THERE’S TALK THAT THIS OIL SLICK COULD BE BIGGER THAN THAT HUGE DISASTER THEY HAD UP IN ALASKA. REALLY? BIGGER THAN SARAH PALIN. THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE. AND WOLF BLITZER IS HERE. DOESN’T THAT SOUND LIKE THE NAME OF SARAH PALIN’S HELICOPTER? YOU KNOW, THE BIG RUMOR IS, SARAH PALIN MAY RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2012 AND SHE IS A FORMER BEAUTY QUEEN. IF SHE WINS, IT WOULD MAKE HISTORY, WOULD MAKE THE FIRST TIME THAT A BEAUTY QUEEN WOULD BRING ABOUT WORLD PEACE. THEY ALL TALK ABOUT IT. SHE COULD MAKE IT HAPPEN. YOU SEE HER LAST MONTH. IT WAS BEAUTY AND THE DECEASED. AND MY FAVORITE DEMOCRAT, SENATOR JOHN EDWARDS, WHILE A PERSONAL INJURY ATTORNEY WHO TURNED OUT TO BE A SLEAZE BALL.
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I WAS STUNNED BY THAT REVELATION
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. [LAUGHTER] WELL, NOW THERE’S TALK OF A JOHN EDWARDS’ SEX TAPE. THERE’S SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, A LAWYER
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SCREWING PEOPLE. WOW! HOW UNUSUAL IS THAT. BETTY WHITE IS HERE. WE LOVE BETTY WHITE! HI, SWEETHEART.
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BETTY HAS A LONG HISTORY IN THIS TOWN. HER FIRST STAGE PERFORMANCE WAS INTERRUPTED BY JOHN WILKES
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BOOTH. [LAUGHTER] THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE WAS 2004 AND BACK THEN, HILLARY CLINTON CAMPAIGN HAD $20 MILLION BUT NOW MARK PENN HAS IT. LITTLE INSIDE BASEBALL. THE RICH GUYS GET IT, YEAH. NEWSWEEK IS REPORTING THAT HILLARY CLINTON HAS BEEN TALKING TO FRIENDS ABOUT STEPPING DOWN AS SECRETARY OF STATE, YOU KNOW, I THINK I PICKED UP A CLUE IN A RECENT INTERVIEW ABOUT WHAT SHE PLANS TO DO. IT’S A LITTLE SUBTLE. I WANT TO ASK YOU AGAIN, YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT AGAIN?
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I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO INTEREST IT. I KNOW THAT’S HARD FOR PEOPLE TO
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BELIEVE. [LAUGHTER]
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GOVERNOR BOB MCDONALD IS HERE. I HEARD HIM SAY, WHEN HE HEARD THE PRESIDENT WAS GOING TO BE HERE, HE SAID WHAT?
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JEFFERSON DAVIS IS COMING? [LAUGHTER] THIS IS A TOUGH ROOM. MY GOOD FRIEND JOY BEYHAR FROM “THE VIEW” IS HERE. I SEEN PRESIDENT OBAMA IN TOUGH NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE RUSSIANS AND SHOWDOWN WITH SIMILAR JUNG IL. AND PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD. BUT THE ONLY TIME I SEEN HIM LOOK NERVOUS AND JERKY IS ON “THE VIEW.” LOOK AND COUNT HOW MANY TIMES TIMES HE FIDGETS. I’M SURROUNDED BY WOMEN. YOU ALWAYS SURPRISE ME. YOU ALWAYS SURPRISE ME. I’M GOING TO SAY, OVER THE WEEKEND, I REREAD “DREAMS OF MY FATHER.” LET’S WIBED THIS BABY UP. MY FAVORITE MOMENT WAS SEEING ALL FIVE LIVING PRESIDENTS ALL TOGETHER IN THE OVAL OFFICE AND SOMETHING SPONTANEOUS HAPPENED AND I THOUGHT IT WAS FANTASTIC, TAKE A LOOK. (music) WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? WAR YEAH WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SAY IT AGAIN (music)(music) THIS HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND PRIVILEGE. THIS IS THE GREATEST JOB, FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FIRST LADY MICHELLE O’BAUMA. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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— MICHELLE O’BAUM — OBAMA. [APPLAUSE]

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  1. you guys are fucking stupid he is hilarious he just had jokes that you actually had to think about

  2. LOL this wasn't THAT HORRIBLE. We all hate big chin so we click on this with some skepticism in the 1st place. would'vve been funny if Obama had been wearing and Im with Coco pin though

  3. fans of big chin say his humor is too dry for us. please…Letterman's humor is much more dry and i find him WAY funnier

    Im with Dave and COCO!

  4. i almost made 7 minutes so far, but i'm struggling so i write a comment in between to make it thru his bit . he makes me smile sometimes but that's it. i'm not hating on him, but he could be more original and edgy for my taste

    -12 minutes past, is he really the guy who should talk about playing softball?
    HE?
    -14 minutes.. the women's yawning, me too..
    -15 minutes, loving the fox news bit 😀
    -20 minutes, oh boy 5 minutes would've been enough definitely.

  5. @themooddisorders

    Oh anus face Jay is definitely BETTER than David. And, your house serves dog food. It's meant only for the occupants, and not the guests too!

  6. Leno was the funniest. You leftists idiots don't like him because he didn't worship Obama like degenerates Sykes or Mayer.

  7. Leno has publicly stated that he has never voted conservative, left-wing thinkers like him. Younger people just don't think he's really that funny because his humor is more pointed to older demographics. Don't make everything into a political debate mate.

  8. It is about that man. You don't get it. The reason they loved those dirty filthy comedians because they said the worst things about conservatives and praised Obama unlike Leno. Learn how America works

  9. HOW DOES THIS DOOCHE HAVE A SHOW FOR AS LONG AS HE HAS? WHO THINKS THIS IS FUNNY? HE NEEDS ALL THE PICTURES AND VIDEO CLIPS TO HELP HIS HORRIBLE JOKES. BUT RICH PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THIER FAT FACES ON TV HUH?

  10. check out Cedric the Entertainer roasting Condaleza Rice about her name on a former white house correspondents dinner. He nailed it. Even the tough crowd went wild for him

  11. wow did he ever BOMB! THE HOUSE OF PAINNNNN!!!
    The jokes were bad but you can tell nobody likes the guy. He wasn't even getting mercy cheers

  12. 98% BORING… THANKS J.
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  13. I'm a huge fun of Colbert, but he was not funny, he was very insulting. I did not laugh at all. He was sending a message, not entertaining.

  14. I find the Secret Service actions at this dinner appalling. Jay Leno is just a few feet from the President of the United States! Isn't it their job to protect the Commander in Chief from bomb threats??

  15. Colbert was extremely funny and entertaining and, moreover, he delivered the best piece of satire ever seen on national television. He is the best so far.

  16. Jay is a funny guy, always has been – he may not be current anymore but dude is a trailblazer. Also, he's perfect for this sort of thing…Colbert was insanely funny, but he also made most of the people in that room feel uncomfortable. Leno would be invited back in a heartbeat.

  17. Those comparing Leno's performance with Colbert, think about this, Leno didnt have a comedic goldmine like Bush. Its funnier when the material being used is actually true. Bush is an actual moron.

  18. Obama is way worse than Bush. Bush himself was genuinely funny and good humoured, Obama is just a moronic war criminal. The comedians at Obama's dinners are just fucking humourless pussys unwilling to break status quo and take any real cracks. Also, Leno fucking sucks.

  19. Leno isn't awful. The sedated crowd is. Obama created a scared environment where no one can tell jokes around him.

  20. Jay Leno told these jokes when people didnt like other people insulting obama's administration. That's why alot of people didn't like him.

  21. Much better than Craig Ferguson's shot (though his earnestness earns some points) 2 years before… Though Jay helped make himeslf an easy target w/ so many taped bits

  22. When they hired Leno for this job, they probably considered it the "safest" choice, and that is indeed what they got. Very reserved and mostly punchless and offensive-less jokes, with way too many not-very-funny video clips. I hoped for a lot better from Jay, but at least you knew it wouldn't bomb, as it did with the riskier choices of Colbert, Maher and Rich Little.

  23. Seriously, why does anyone want to pay attention to this Republic Crime Syndicate Hack?
    Leno has never been able to find his arse with help from the entire audience.

    Out of all of the comedians, Colbert is the only one who had the huevos to tell that Insane Connecticut Prep School Baseball Cheerleader(w) the truth about what an illiterate idiot w is.

  24. the comment below. are you people are juvenile?
    if you actually pay attentions? at the time? are you being born yet at the time? because Jay's snide is quite funny, if you understand the background info that time!
    especially the Obama's diversity administration and chicago ward…bahahaha…..

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