Jeremy Renner & Alison Brie on Bachelorette Parties


WE HAVE A TO SAY A HUGE
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU. YOU RECENTLY GOT ENGAGED.
[APPLAUSE] ALISON: THANK YOU. JAMES: CONGRATULATIONS, TO YOUR
WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND, DAVE FRANCO.
ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A BIG BACHELORETTE PARTY?
ALISON: NO, I DON’T THINK SO. I’M NOT — YOU KNOW, YEAH, I’M
NOT A BIG — I FEEL LIKE I PASSED A AGE OF BEING SUPER INTO
GO TO VEGAS, GET A STRIPPER! I JUST WENT TO A GREAT
BACHELORETTE PARTY THAT WAS WINE TASTING AND WAS WONDERFUL. I HAD A BAD — I’VE ONLY BEEN TO
ONE BACHELORETTE PARTY THAT HAD A STRIPPER BUT THERE WERE ONLY
FOUR OF US AT THE BACHELORETTE PARTY INCLUDING THE BRIDE. SO IT WAS LIKE THE MOST INTIMATE
SITUATION WITH A STRIPPER. IT WAS JUST LIKE IS ANYONE GOING
TO TOUCH HIM? IT IS LOOKING INTO YOUR FREENSD
EYES WHILE A MAN’S PACKAGE IS SWINGING AROUND YOUR FACE. ONE OF THE PEOPLE I THINK WAS MY
MOM. JAMES: AND WE’RE BACK TO PEOPLE
DEPOSITING SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU’RE ASLEEP.
I BET YOU’RE GREAT FUN AT A BACHELOR PARTY.
I BETOUT LOOSE. JEREMY: I DON’T KNOW THAT I’VE
EVER BEEN TO A BACHELOR PARTY. HAVE BEEN TO A BACHELORETTE
PARTY. ALISON: YOU WERE DANCING.
JEREMY: THAT’S WHAT I USED TO DO.
ALISON: I RECOGNIZED YOU. JAMES: DO YOU JUST COVER
YOURSELF IN WHIPPED CREAM? NOW I GET IT.
JEREMY: I WAS RECENTLY IN MONTREAL.
IT APPARENTLY IS A VERY POPULAR PLACE FOR BACHELORETTE PARTIES.
THERE IS LIKE NINE OF THEM EVERY NIGHT. IT IS LIKE THE VEGAS FOR
TORONTO. THERE IS ALWAYS A TASK.
IS THAT A THING, A TASK AT A BACHELORETTE PARTY?
ALISON: YEAH, THERE ARE GAMES WHERE YOU HAVE A CARD ON YOUR
HEAD AND IT SAYS ASK HIM HOW BIG HIS PENIS IS.
HILARIOUS. JEREMY: I WAS A GIMMICK FOR
THEIR PARTY. ALISON: YOU DIDN’T LIKE IT?
JEREMY: NO. IT IS ALL RIGHT. JAMES: WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO?
JEREMY: I DON’T REMEMBER. I WAS EATING.
I KNOW THERE IS A BUPEBUPE STRAW. CAN YOU SAY [BEEP] STRAW?
JAMES: YEAH, I HAVE GOT TONS [BEEP].
I DON’T THINK THEY ARE JUST FOR BACHELOR PARTIES.
WAKE UP. BREAKFAST. PANCAKES.
SOMETIMES NOT JUST A STRAW.

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