Jessica & Rachel Ballinger’s Birthday Party of Dreams!

– [Family] Happy Birthday
now, it is so your birthday! (upbeat music) – Good morning, everyone! Today we are at Colleen’s house because she is throwing a birthday
party for Jessica and Rachel. Rachel’s my sister, Colleen’s
my sister, Jessica’s my wife, hopefully you already knew that. Anyway, this should be a lot of fun. Colleen was out of town during
Jessica’s actual birthday, so we’re celebrating it today, and it’s gonna be a good time. Let’s do it! – Happy where’s my birthday buddy? (screams) – Happy birthday!
– Happy birthday now! – [Women] It is so our birthday! – Hey, happy birthday!
– Hey, happy birthday! Thank you! – We’re at our birthday party. – It is poppin’. – We have a private celebrity chef. – (sings) Happy birthday
now, it is so your salmon! – Oh flop it. We have a kid’s choice award
winner, (laughs) right? – Yeah!
– What’d you win? – I won Favorite Musical YouTuber. – No, that wasn’t it!
– Yeah. – Oh, I thought it was
like, queen of it all. – (laughs) No! – She won all the awards, she’s amazing. – Whatever you say. – She won every award
at Kid’s Choice Awards. – No, Santaya won one. – Oh! (laughs) You won the Super Bowl this year, though. – I won the Super Bowl, was I playing for the New
England, what are they? – I don’t know.
– [Man] Philadelphia Eagles? – Yep, the Philadelphia Eagles. – No, you were like, the main point of it. You were like, the point of the
Super Bowl, for me at least. – Jessica’s making things up, I don’t know what she’s making
up, she’s making things up. (mumbles) – [Jessica] I wanna show
my baby at the party. This is your moment, Christopher! – Every time we come up here, you put a camera in my face when I stuff my face full of guacamole. – [Jessica] This is what it feels like. Christopher always, always, always only vlogs me when I’m like, just eating. Like, I’ll be like, and he’s be like hey Jessica, what’s up? Let’s start your day. – But they don’t know that because I don’t put it into the blog. I edit that out. – He tries to sneak it
in as much as possible. So, revenge. – Every time The Greatest
Showman soundtrack comes on, this happens. (upbeat music) – Whoa, you’re actually pretty light. – [Woman] You’re just
holding him, how did you? – I know, but like that.
– Wait, wait, wait, you ready? – Oh, oh, oh, you are light, wow! (laughs) I just realized it, I’ve been holding you for an hour. – [Child] Duncan is lighter. (upbeat music) – (sings) We write the stars! (laughs) – Just slide down. – [Woman] This was a bad idea. (upbeat music) – Okay, it’s coming out,
it’s time for (mumbles) – [Family] (sings) Happy birthday to you, here’s Rachel and Jessica, happy birthday to you! – Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You gotta wait until we do
the Ballinger birthday song. – Okay. – [Family] (sings) Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy
birthday, happy birthday now! It is so your birthday! (claps) – Blow out, blow out the candles! (claps) (upbeat music) – Are they all for my dog? (laughs) – Pretty much. (laughs) – [Christopher] That
one’s for you, though. – [Woman] Yeah, that one’s for you. – [Christopher] Open it,
open it, see what’s inside! – This stack is heavy
enough for me to know it’s an amazing stack of La Croix. Oh, bag balms!
– Bag balms! – [Teenager] Your child
is a natural vlogger. – [Christopher] Which one?
– [Teenager] All of them. – Oh, cool, thank you (inaudible). – Naked smoky. – [Christopher] Are you
feeling JoJo’s camera? Yeah, he does drop things. Oh, look at that! (laughs) She found one La Croix. (laughs) (laughs) I am so excited about it. – [Teenager] There’s stuff
too beneath the ball. Okay, yeah. – Rachel, does yours have a bow on it? It’s like, beautiful. – [Teenager] You don’t get a bow. – What was it like to
party with dinosaurs? It was amazing. (laughs) – [Teenager] Okay, she
doesn’t get the gift, she doesn’t get it yet, open
the thing and you’ll get it. Open that thingy, that, that. – There’s more to it, more about, but what do you mean, get it? I was just doing the card first, I was like, reading the story,
– Okay, yeah. – Enjoy the dancing with the dinosaur. Hope you have an awesome
year with all the (mumbles) – [Teenager] James signed his name too. – [Christopher] I think I get it. I think I get, I get the joke. – [Woman] Did you get it? – Tea-Rex! (laughs) – [Child] It’s a T-Rex! – This is gonna be for my chocolate tea. – [Woman] Yeah! (upbeat music) – It’s pool time! – Look at these little wind-up boats. Oh no! (laughs) They don’t work too well. Good swimmin’, buddy! – And I’m gonna swim all the way. – Okay, let’s see it. Whoa, good swimming! Duncan’s in the pool now, are
you having fun in the pool? You havin’ fun? You like the pool, you like that boat? (laughs) You like the water? Alright the party is winding down. Especially, this party goer right here. – He’s out.
– [Christopher] He is out. Anyway we had a lot of fun, we went in the pool for a little bit, and now it’s time for everyone to go home, so happy birthday, Rachel,
happy birthday, Jessica! And goodnight, everybody. (laughs) Who are you doing a report on today? – Lucille Ball. – [Christopher] Is that why
you’re dressed like this? – Uh, (giggles) – [Christopher] No, just how
you dress on the regular? – Yes, it’s why I dressed like this. I needed my other shoe
because it looks weird when you went down (laughs)
I have one shoe on. – [Christopher] Oh, I
didn’t go all the way down.

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  1. Lol "we have a private chef" colleen cooking salmon and singing at the same time OMG HOW DO I HIRE U COLLEEN!?!
    Also the "rewrite the stars" Parker on a blanket is my LIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFEEEE!!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

  2. This is the best video I've even seen! Love you guys so much. Thank you guys for never failing to put a smile on my face!

  3. makes a note that they canโ€™t play the greatest showman on youtube

    plays greatest showman in the next clip

  4. Awww! ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ I love this so much! Happy Birthday Jessica & Rachel ๐Ÿ’— Love you both๐Ÿ’ž

  5. Christopher looks even more like a dad-jokes kind of guy with those glasses (I don't even know what I'm saying tbh ๐Ÿ˜‚).

  6. Aw I did a report on Lucille ball! I canโ€™t wait to see what bailey did! โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜โ™ฅ๏ธ

  7. You have GOT to get Parker into some aerial classes! He would love the hoop and silks and trapeze and all of the stuff ahaha! I did hoop myself for a module in my uni, and absolutely loved it!! It is HARD but he would find it amazing!

  8. 4:10 Jojo's face I thought I was crazy & wild till I met the Ballinger family. I love all of you. Happy birthday to two anmazing strong women

  9. Rachel in the background: oh good because he eats sticks and that gives him diarrhea.
    Bahahahahahhaha that was so funny.
    Also Happy birthday Rachel and Jess. You are my kweens!

  10. Glad you guys had a good time.๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‰… Boy I wish I could read little Duncan's mind. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ

  11. Happy (belated) Birthday, Jessica and Rachel.. again. -Haha If you didn't quite get it from my other 50 million comments on other videos, I really appreciate and admire your family. You all are just really awesome people. It's so nice when you guys get together, no matter the occasion, it always looks like everyone has a great time. Also, once again, thank you for showing the world what it's like to be a loving and supportive family. Unfortunately, many kids don't experience that and I just hope they watch your channel and learn how to show compassion and respect for others. Sorry, that was sad.. I didn't intend for it to sound like that.
    ANYWAY, thanks for sharing some of the birthday festivities with us! You, Colleen, Rachel, AND Kory will always be my absolute favorite Youtubers. One day I will get to shake all of your hands, maybe even a hug or two, and thank you in-person. It's on my bucket list! Haha May God bless you all.

  12. Did you know that you shouldn't eat salmon because there's like a parasite in it recently that people have found out so…. don't die

  13. Jessica Ballinger is my best friend. Her husband's sister is Rachel. This came up in my recommended & the title of it caught my eye. Is Ballinger a common name in the US? It's not common here.

  14. Duncan is so serious most of the time. I think he is Mr Serious in the ballinger family. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. Happy Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚ Happy Birthday! ๐ŸŽ‚……….โœจ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—โœจ

  16. ๐ŸŽˆHappy birthday๐ŸŽˆRachael and Jess ๐ŸŽ‰ those wined up boats๐Ÿšค look like fun Nice swimming ๐ŸŠ Parer P.s. I like the Ballinger version of happy birthday

  17. Happy bday!!! I literally got so much joy from watching this (I always do, but especially today) that I was smiling so big! Thank you so much for the joy you bring and I hope you had an amazing BDAY!!!

  18. Happy birthday! It is my birthday today too! I hope Rachel has the happiest year with your outstanding family!

  19. Jessica- What did you think when you met chrises family? Were you suprized by them?

    If you were be happy you atayed because now you have all your lovely kids.

  20. 4:38 Amidst all the noise and celebration, we have Queen Gustofur being his MOST royal self. My favorite! Also, happy birthday Jess & Rachel! Luv you all!

  21. Looks like you had a great day ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ i love your family, you're very inspiring ๐Ÿ˜Š

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