Jim Carrey’s Amazing Scooter Entrance


OUR FIRST GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED BEINGS ON THIS OR ANY PLANET. HE RETURNS TO THE VERY THING THAT BROUGHT HIM TO US IN THE FIRST PLACE, TELEVISION, WITH A BRAND NEW SHOW CALLED “KIDDING.” IT PREMIERES SUNDAY NIGHT ON SHOWTIME. PLEASE WELCOME JIM CARREY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪>>LET’S SEE WHAT THIS BABY CAN DO! ARGGHHH!>>I’M OUT OF ORDER? YOU’RE OUT OF ORDER! THIS WHOLE FREAKING THING IS OUT OF ORDER! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: WOW, LOOK AT THAT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>ISN’T THIS AMAZING? I LOVE IT! YOU CAN PICK THEM UP ANYWHERE AND YOU CAN JUST DROP THEM WHEREVER YOU NEED TO. >>Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, PEOPLE –>>ANYWHERE YOU WANT. PEOPLE JUST LOVE IT. >>Jimmy: I KNOW, I GUESS THEY DO, IT’S WEIRD.>>DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT? SERIOUSLY, ANYBODY CAN DO IT. >>Jimmy: YEAH, GO AHEAD, GIVE IT A TRY. >>IT’S SIMPLE, VERY EASY. YOU’RE NEVER TOO OLD TO TRY SOMETHING NEW. COME ON, GET YOUR FEET UP THERE.>>Jimmy: DRIVE IT RIGHT OUT. >>WATCH YOUR CENTER OF GRAVITY. WATCH THE THROTTLE, IT’S A BIT HOT. OKAY, THERE SHE GOES. OH MY GOSH. JIMMY! OH MY GOSH! WOW. YEAH!>>Jimmy: ARE YOU ALMOST OUT?>>BEAUTIFUL! IT’S JUST BEAUTIFUL!>>Jimmy: IT’S NOT A — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] IT’S NOT A FOOT-POWERED THING. OH, THERE SHE GOES, ALL RIGHT. >>THERE SHE GOES. OH MY GOSH.>>Jimmy: WOW. >>UNBELIEVABLE. >>Jimmy: OH MY GOODNESS.>>SHE’S NEVER BEEN ON ONE!>>Jimmy: OH — OH MY GOSH. OH NO. [ SCATTERED LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ]>>JIMMY WHAT HAVE WE DONE?>>Jimmy: I DON’T KNOW.>>WHAT HAVE WE DONE, JIMMY?>>Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING.>>THE STUDENTS ARE BAD!>>Jimmy: BAD. >>THEY’RE REALLY BAD!>>Jimmy: I SAID THEY WERE BAD AND THEY’RE BAD, IT TURNS OUT. LOOK AT THAT. JIM CARREY, EVERYBODY.

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  1. so the midlife crisis is over and hes been the old JC again? Or did the Illuminati give him a second chance? I guess he lost the fight against his ego..

  2. So I guess I'm the only one feeling like he's faking so much because he got pressions from all his previous undertones about Illuminati, and how he had found inner peace and all. Just doesn't make sense to feel "good" that quickly after you looked depressed, out of your mind and one step away from killing yourself.

  3. What happened to Jim Carrey? He used to say that nothing is real and everything is a fake and all the sudden he has a TV sitcom. Wow the Iluminati must have done a good number on him.

  4. when she got the scooter I thought in something like tthat, that was coming!!!!! its like Sasha Cohen (Borat) in the Emmys with old lady! priceless..

  5. So at first Jim Carrey was on this show exposing Jimmy K and the illuminati, now hes back on it acting all friendly… I don't get it

  6. I thought all hollywood stuff was sttupid….but yet he is doing what hee said was worthless…..looks like transparent moron. is out of money….who is the moron….get a job ….HOLLYWOOD WHORE…..YOUR HAS BEEN ANYWAY…….

  7. Wish that ignorant prick would hop on that scooter and ride it all the way to commie-ville where his socialist ass belongs.

  8. Cambiar a español

    Jim Carrey does not act anymore. He was fired because he accused the damned Illuminati. It is not a conspiracy theory, this is strange.

  9. he's not Jim Carrey, he accused the damned Illuminati, how can they be such idiots, laugh at ignorance … like some manipulated sheep

  10. I admitted that all of the spectators stand and applaud to Jim Kerry. It really shows their true respect and love to him, to legend

  11. So many stupid people in the comments section. The time to listen to Jim was when the media said he was crazy; he was speaking facts about whats wrong with our world and the elite. Why else would he go crazy? If not for the burden of such knowledge.

  12. 0:43 warning Don't ever lick pr put in mouth any npn food safe painted objects because that could be harmful and carcinogenic. Even a small amout of paint or colour can be harmful.

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